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  • a little muffled

    @Juan:

    I just remember one instance of it...?


    Pretty sure there are two or three, but I mean, they're hidden, so you probably don't find them all.

  • One of my friends modded that Unlimited Blade Works mod for Skyrim so that Emiya plays inside the Reality Marble.


    I have the best friends.

  • You can change. You can.

    You know, every time people go for horror-comedy it's usually over-the-top stuff like Evil Dead 2 or Shaun of the Dead or the later Nightmare on Elm Street films. I'm trying to remember if there are any prominent horror films where the wit is more dry.



    Ghostbusters, maybe? Granted, there are some over-the-top gags, but on the other hand, dry Murray quips. Delishush Murray quips. 

  • edited 2012-04-06 21:12:37
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Man, now I'm remembering about this one girl in our vampire game. She hasn't seen Ghostbusters and refuses to watch it.


    She also didn't know Blues Brothers was a movie. When asked where she thought they came from she said 'The Universal Studios ride.'

  • You can change. You can.

    how can someone be so ignorant of pop culture and most importantly, of the gospel of jim belushi


    answer me, malk, answer me ;~;

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    by being the DM's girlfriend obviously.

  • You can change. You can.

    that...really doesn't answer the question.


    how can i ask you questions if you're gonna go in bizarre unrelated tangents

  • I wish I remembered more of what it was like learning English, it'd make learning other languages feel less directionless.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^Oh, you don't know about the 'GM's girlfriend' stereotype? The air-headed girl who expects special treatment because she's boinking the GM?


    I swear I thought they were just a made up stereotype until her.

  • You can change. You can.

    remember that RPing and me are not the best of friends, mon brave.

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    nova, y u no there anymore

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    D'you want me to log back in?

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Nah. I was just gonna say hi anyway.
  • Definitely not gay.

    Hey Glenn, where's that video of that guy running Hell with the Level 3 Nemesis?

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Well, I just get bored on my own and I didn't know if anyone else was gonna be on for hours, is all.

  • You can change. You can.

    how do i activated trial thing, forzare

  • No rainbow star

    Alex: What's wrong with saying the arm is decayed? Some undead aren't exactly decayed, and even if they are, that specific limb may not be


    It was still crappy writing, but that part didn't seem AS offensive as repeating crimson or saying, "pale orbs"

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Re Portal memes:


    I'm surprised fish-shaped stuff hasn't become a meme.

  • No rainbow star

    ^ Fish shaped fish! 8D

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Now I know the recipe involves 3 tablespoons of rhubarb, on fire.  Unfortunately these three tablespoons of rhubarb, on fire, are not fish-shaped.

  • No rainbow star

    ^ Could be assumed that the rhubarb, the spoon, and the flames are all fish shaped

  • So, Xenoblade Chronicles. Go buy it, if you haven't already.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    No.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Nope.avi

  • edited 2012-04-06 22:47:23
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Can't sneak it by parents. :(

  • I know this seems like a brain dead question first, but from everything I've seen and read, peoples' opinions on this vary WILDLY, so I figure I should get a sizable sample, and it might as well be you guys, so here goes:


     


    If you were writing a story, what would be your idea of keeping it interesting? Inversely, what do you think makes a story boring?

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^Prose is a real make or break for me. I don't like excessively dry prose but I find purple prose much worse. Avoid overly formal language or descriptions, but don't be afraid to go crazy or use casual/humorous wording.

  • No rainbow star

    Plenty of action and keeping it moving


    However, too much or too little movement can kill it. I can understand that a story needs some moments for describing, but they can overuse them


    There is a reason why I tend to read short stories more often :3

  • No rainbow star

    Bleh, my back-right area is achey. This has me fucking paranoid. I had kidney stones once. My body BETTER not pull that shit again

  • You can change. You can.

    If you were writing a story, what would be your idea of keeping it interesting? Inversely, what do you think makes a story boring?



    make a thread.



    Normally, what keeps an story interesting for me is not action itself, but seeing that it goes somewhere. Whether it's characters speaking to each other or a character rambling to himself about something, if I see that the author is building up to something, then I wanna see what that something is. 


    Transmitting this feeling is complicated, I think, but the thing that seems to work the most in my experience from seeing other, much better, men do this is simply not dwelling too much on an scene, a sentence or a concept. A lot of times, you see scenes overstaying their welcome and going on for too long. 


    The importance of an scene, above all, is that it needs to establish a brick, if we assume that the climax is a building. If it puts one more brick it's OK. If we see the same builder putting on too many bricks, we'll wonder where the rest of the crew is. If we don't see the rest of the crew building (Or if they are not building at all) the building takes a longer time to finish.


    It's a horrible metaphor, but I think it works.

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