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  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Vampires can't be killed with a sword. Even if you could get past their superspeed, strength, toughness, and  mind game powers you need to stake them with wood.



    Your standard longsword is a Christian religious symbol by default, not to mention that many bear silver inlays and plenty of historical examples have undergone consecration.


    Furthermore, a sword will still deal physical damage; even if they're not an efficient choice in slaying vampires, there's no ignoring the physical forces vampires. A vampire is still flesh and blood, after all -- cutting an extremity will still disable it for a time.


    Plus, removing a vampire's head is a traditional way of defeating one. That doesn't require special equipment, just fighting it to submission and relieving of its head. Plus, super speed, toughness and strength count for little against a sharp blade and good judgement; the vampire could very well cut itself using its own kinetic energy against a swordsman employing defensive techniques with the edge.


    Undead schmundead, steel is strongest.


    SO SAY WE ALL.


  • You can change. You can.

    >Not cuddling to Thalia, Knight-Cathar, Asuka or Misato body pillow


    this guy's the worst, man

  • Real men cuddle with weapons.

  • edited 2012-01-31 00:09:16
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    That's presuming the wielder itself is Christian or even acknowledges its Christian aspects and silver works on werewolves, not vampires. You're also assuming the laws of physics apply to vampires.


    Also mind powers. Put your sword down. There. Now you're dead.



  • Silver works on vampires depending, as does beheading and cross-like swords. You know, when vampires are evil and stuff.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Silver is a largely werewolf-based weapon and even then it's generally only a silver bullet. The myth is obviously rather recent at that.

  • edited 2012-01-31 00:12:53
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ Like Firebert said, Silver CAN work. If I recall, it's considered a pure and holy metal, which means that as long as you have a weapon of silver and a weapon of cold iron, nigh on any mythical beast will fall to you
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^Nope. 


    Unless you're  Ron Paul silver has no effect on vamps and even then you'd better with gold.

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Madass: recall the sword catching and spear destroying? that's lancelot, fighting gilgamesh.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    > He doesn't go to Planescape: Torment or Baldur's Gate to get his social interaction, plot and character development!



    Because a modern computer will definitely run both of those easily without any problems.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Also mind powers. Put your stake down. There. Now you're dead.



    Aw shit.


    Silver's importance is its purity, and is traditionally considered to be a catch-all metal against the forces of darkness. The separation in effectiveness between its use against vampires and werewolves is a modern invention. In fact, Eastern European folklore scarcely ever recognises a difference between vampires and werewolves to begin with, and neither had standard powersets or temperaments.


    Furthermore, the European longsword is a decidedly Catholic weapon, given its context. It was born in a Catholic era, wielded by Catholics, shaped as a Christian symbol and even went out of fashion a few decades after the Protestant Reformation. It was the premiere weapon of the Catholic age at its apex, falling out of use with the broken dominance of the Papacy. It's a weapon almost inherently infused with Catholic (and therefore Christian) implication, and one of the few of its kind. 


    As for mind control, that's hardly a standard power. In Bram Stoker's novel, that even required that the victim be bitten already, or be under some state of altered consciousness already (such as sleep). Few, if any, vampires can make an adversary do exactly as they want. And mind control is once again absent from the original folklore.


     

  • edited 2012-01-31 00:21:52
    No rainbow star
    Heck, some vampires are akin to moderm zombies

    Edit: Minus the bite turning you into one thing
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    guhhhh fuck these caverns

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Original folklore isn't really important when talking about the context of the modern vampire. Same reason when I talk about vampires I don't mean brainless monsters that walk hunched over and can go out in the sun.


    Also, as of the twentieth century mind control has been a staple of vampirism. Hell, it's a big part of the reason vampires became so fetishized.

  • But mind control often comes after being bitten.

  • No rainbow star
    Even with the modern vampire there are conflicts (see: Suave (Dracula) vs Ugly as Sin (30 Days of Night), or bursts into fire (more common ones) vs just can't transform (Unseen) vs sparkles (Twilight))
  • edited 2012-01-31 00:36:08
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^Nope.

    ^Which is why vampires are cooler than swords
  • What do swords have to do with that?

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Mind control is hardly a standard power, and even when it appears, there's almost always a condition that has to be met -- even if it's just physical contact, or the requirement of spending time on working the power.


    In any case, modern media has umm'd and ahh'd over the silver thing a lot, diverging and converging multiple times.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    It's almost likel there are different writers with different opinions.

    In any case my personal aversion to silver working on vampires is I dislike shiny rocks being a catch-all

    As for mind control I've rarely seen media that requires more than eye contact for it to work.
  • No rainbow star
    ^ Yet something in the shape of a cross is fine?

    At least silver is harder to get than a crucifix shaped object

    Besides, it may be a weakness, but that doesn't mean instant death. It could just mean that it's the only metal that can wound the vampire. If they are strong enough or well armoured they'll probably just shrug it off

    And nighty night
  • edited 2012-01-31 00:50:48
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    ^^ Well yeah, so it's hardly reasonable to claim one particular standard. Warhammer Fantasy and World of Darkness probably reconcile it the best by having a sort of list of standard vampire weaknesses, but claiming that any given vampire only has a fraction of those.


    As for silver being a catch-all, silver's traditional weakness is that it's impossible to effectively weaponise. Silver bullets have been tested and are shit, and you can't have a silver close combat weapon -- the best you can have is one with a silver-plated surface.

  • edited 2012-01-31 00:52:59
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^Never said that. In my headcanon any item of faith is fine if and only if the holder is true believer and follower of the creed.


    On a related note.


    >Playing Resident Evil 5


    >Shot a zombie in the head


    >It's still up.


    D=<


    ^Yeah, but the realities don't respond to how they work in fiction. In any case, it's not about reality, it's about being separate beasts and what fells them should be separate.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    They ain't that seperate -- even Dracula transformed into a wolf. And in a much more modern example, Hellsing's Alucard has a dog form and a... many dog form. As with most folklore and most media that is the result of folklore, there are few clear lines to draw.

  • ^^ They aren't really zombies.

  • edited 2012-01-31 01:03:46
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^They thematically function differently in their stories.


    ^Then they should still fucking drop from a bullet to the brain.

  • edited 2012-01-31 01:03:59
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^So...you're saying that it makes more sense for a human to stay standing after shooting it in the head than for a zombie to?


    Ninja'd.

  • They're not really human, either. They're some weird virus thing. And it's a game.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    They thematically function differently in their stories.



    Could I get some thoughts on that? I agree entirely, but I'd like to hear your interpretation of their split and relationship.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Maybe tomorrow. It's fucking late.

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