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  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-02-20 02:50:12

    > turns her on


    > RPing


    > words that imply this was online


    I can't tell whether you mean these in a sexual way or otherwise. I'm not sure if you should tell me.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    ^ Long distance relationships, man

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Eyup. I ticked her off. I wished her a good night and pleasant dreams via texting



    My stupid carrier finally gave me her response. A dismissive, "Whatever'



    I just want to make her happy...
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2013-02-20 03:55:34
    No rainbow star
    Aaaaand now gotten myself ticked off and put the ball in her court. Fuck it, I keep putting myself in a funk over worries that I've upset her. Let her know we have some communication issues and REALLY need to talk better so I know why the hell she's upset


    Edit: Holy shit it actually worked
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2013-02-20 04:43:48
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    Funerals suck, especially when you have to drive to them and back.


    Other things that suck:


    >"Hey fourteenwings lets get food on the way home."


    > "Sure." "Hey dad this sure is some oddly seasoned chicken."


    > fourteenwings treenut allergy activates in the middle of fancy restaurant


    > Spends three hours in hospital, face still swollen


    At least I didn't go into shock (though I might as well have >_>) but that wasn't fun.

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Apparently this episode sums up my sense of humour:


    http://www.1channel.ch/external.php?title=Regular+Show&url=aHR0cDovL2ZpbGVudWtlLmNvbS9kOWloczJzcG4wOWs%3D&domain=ZmlsZW51a2UuY29t&loggedin=0

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2013-02-20 10:45:34
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I hate when one song makes me want to get an album, but it's probably not worth it, e.g. I love "Sunday Morning" off of Maroon 5's Songs About Jane, but the other singles are boring as hell.
  • NoimportaNoimporta

    Well, buying individual songs is a thing now.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    It is, but I'd rather not. I don't know if I can explain it beyond wanting a properly sequenced and sorted list of songs, but I really prefer having full albums over just a handful of songs by an artist.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    On my planet, people torrent music.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2013-02-20 12:42:07
    Has friends besides tanks now

    I could (actually, I don't know if I could do it here at school; my roommate says he can't, at least), but I'd rather not.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    FourteenWings: Yeesh, talk about a bad day *gives an internet hug*
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    It is, but I'd rather not. I don't know if I can explain it beyond wanting a properly sequenced and sorted list of songs, but I really prefer having full albums over just a handful of songs by an artist.



    understandable

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    > Spends three hours in hospital, face still swollen


    Oh that sucks.  I hope you're feeling better now.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2013-02-20 16:22:04

    I hope what remained of your day was better, wings.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Ja, YouTube, ich denke auch dass es ist eine tolle Idee. Ralph Bakshi ist ein Übermensch! Lang lieb die vierte Reich im Internet! \o\o\o



    Buy „Die Fahne Hoch (Horst Wessel Lied Choral) - Nazi Party NSDAP Anthem” in 
    iTunes
    eMusic
    Artist
    Horst Wessel


  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    >dat feel when there are no recordings of the Dutch translation being sung by NSBers

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    Some of you people have had it rough. I mean face swelling sucks, and I'm sure I've heard of worse stories from others. Why do you people have such shitty luck?

  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Ugh. Sorry about that, wings.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I have deadly allergies, but I've never had a serious reaction. Sorry to hear that :c

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    edited 2013-02-21 09:44:58
    Diet NEET

    http://gawker.com/5940947/from-otherkin-to-transethnicity-your-field-guide-to-the-weird-world-of-tumblr-identity-politics


    >"I've seen people identifying as tubes of toothpaste or as Eva Braun, but you never know if you're looking at an elaborate troll"


    >pick a representative from said community


    >pick arguably the worst person, the one who is most likely trolling for attention


    Looks like Draven-chan is in the spotlight quite a lot.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    "trans privilege is having sex reassignment surgery be a real thing, while nowhere offers 'species reassignment surgery' for otherkin"



    Oh dear. :(

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    "trance privilege is having your music played on the dancefloors of all the hip clubs, while there are way fewer joints for rock enthusiasts"

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2013-02-21 10:00:40
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    "if somebody does genuinely identify as a pizza, then yes, that identity is valid"



    That's fucking it. What I've been missing my whole life. I am pizza.



    ^ Only for one meaning of "joint", of course. 

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    Is it wrong that I wish that gawker article mentioned this site so we could get some free publicity?

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    That's fucking it. What I've been missing my whole life. I am pizza.



    What type of pizza. This is important. :|

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    Indeed it is!
  • 707ruz707ruz
    "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    ^^ A pizza shit!

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    What type of pizza.



    Fuckin' every type. 


    Bitches.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    that's the worst type alex


    sorry


    i'm going to have to throw you in the garbage now


    i just can't let anyone eat you, it's too disgusting

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