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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Who's your audience?

  • You can change. You can.

    Gaiz b srs



    If I can turn in a seven page dissertation on slasher film history, then you can do a seven minutes speech on batman

  • >art of rhetorics not a serious topic


    http://i.imgur.com/yPuZw.gif" alt="yPuZw.gif" class="bbcode_img" />

  • Try giving a speech on the death penalty, while trying to argue points of your choice from both sides of the debate.



    For padding, try coming up with a third option, and also try to fill the speech with as many anecdotes and accounts from people with a personal stake in the topic as you can.



    Or, you can just get up to the top of the class and do squats.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I remember I had to do this in 9th grade, so I talked about pie (it was kind of in "fashion" in humour terms). It was a shitty improvisational bit, but it garnered some laughs, a C grade and had me greeted with the word "pie" by other students for the next year. 


    So what I'm saying is just freeball it. 

  • Audience is college class. Draw your own conclusions on what you think appeals to them.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    college class



    Sex jokes, you'll get an A.

  • Forget six jokes, just say "epic" a few dozen times and give a hashtag at the end. You'll get two A's.
  • Incoming valentine's ramble to get it out of my head.



    So the stupid thing is I knew I was going to spend a lot of time worrying about being overdressed for the date, and now it's today, and here I am worrying about it.



    Ah, I'll be okay if I drop the jacket. Or switch into the red one she commented on last time--but then I'll have to change into a different shirt. Also, I got the red one for cosplay, so that might be weird.



    The really silly part is this wouldn't be happening if she hadn't mentioned she'd be in heels, which, I've never seen her wear anything but this one pair of boots. Which suggests the overall bar is correspondingly raised. But I'm still a little overdressed--I can look nice without wearing a three-piece suit. (I do kind of want to, though. Suits are awesome.)
  • You can change. You can.

    do the suit


    even if you look like a dork, you'll look like a pretty dork if nothing else

  • I have rejected this advice, and changed into a different outfit entirely. Still decent clothes, but much less dressy. And I'd already worn most of that same outfit on a previous date, anyway (mainly because it was also an official function where I had to blend in with actually professional people).
  • I still can't believe I still don't have a speech topic. Is this what you call Writer's Block?

  • edited 2013-02-14 18:10:10
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Make it about Team Fortress 2.  I know you play a lot of that.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Speak about having a writer's block. Although that duck-goose idea has some appeal.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Can't have a valentine's day on IJBM without this song.



  • I still can't believe I still don't have a speech topic. Is this what you call Writer's Block?



    Do it on abortion. If you're feeling adventurous, you can add some controversial stuff like "women should be allowed to abort, and men should be allowed to relinquish ties and forgo child support".

  • This is merely a speech to inform, I've got another on to persuade which is actually looking easier to talk about.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, I am a free man.

  • No rainbow star

    ^ ?

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Congrats, Kraken.

  • No rainbow star

    What is Kraken free from?

  • You can change. You can.

    His conscription is finally over. Now he shall join my army to fight meta-reality zombies. 


    as it's all meant to be.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    ^^ His term of military conscription is up. Now he has the terror of the external world to confront. 

  • edited 2013-02-15 02:59:31
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Oh, looks like Serpent's Tongue is at the printer. Estimated delivery: May or June.


    Excellent.


    I am so hyped about this game.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    What is Kraken free from?


    I misread this as "What is Kraken's free form?".


    His conscription is finally over. Now he shall join my army to fight meta-reality zombies.


    I misread this as "His conscription is finally over.  Now he shall join an army to fight meta-Ridley zombies.[/quote]


  • I misread this as "What is Kraken's free form?".



    Free form poetry? Free form dance?


    /pointless

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    No, as in, like, [adjective] form, like "human form", or "beast form", or "spirit form".

  • edited 2013-02-15 11:28:31
    Diet NEET

    >be member of local pirate party division purely for the giant drama.jpg


    >next meeting(we're I'll finally get to see all these bozos face-to-face) is sunday


    >important because statute revision to limit infighting


    >bring popcorn y/n?

  • Has friends besides tanks now
    Congrats, Kraken.
  • Congratulations, Kraken!

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