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  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur


    More like a scene from a weird arthouse movie serving as the political voice for libertarian Freudo-Marxism.


    It ends like this ^

  • a little muffled
    @glennmagusharvey: I was still getting Amazon messages last night when I made the filter.
  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    This avatar makes me feel charismatic.


    fufufufufu

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

     libertarian Freudo-Marxism



    There it is, there's no way it can be improved even further. You guys won philosophy.

  • No rainbow star
    How do I make it so new tabs don't open at the end of all of my tabs, but instead right after?



    Eg If I have tabs A and B open, and want to open tabs C and D from A, the order would then be ABCD. I'd like to make it instead go either ACDB or ADCB (not picky about those two)
  • edited 2013-02-01 11:55:10
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    What browser do you have?


    I know there's a way to do that in Firefox.  In fact I think newer versions of Firefox do that by default.


    I go with ABCD because I'm used to dealing with tabs in the order I first opened them, but I think newer versions default to opening new tabs next to the tabs they spawned from.

  • edited 2013-02-01 12:10:33

    By default, Firefox will do ACDB.  Opera can be configured to do ADCB (but unfortunately not ACDB).  I don't know about other browsers.

  • edited 2013-02-01 17:26:15
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Remember that time I bitched about monarchy and monarchists a while ago?


    Well, it inspired me to start a Facebook page called "Say NO to monarchy", and it managed to become reasonably popular over the course of a week. One of the most passionate contributors (who even sent me a few messages and we ended up chatting about stuff) is the former bassist of Kraljevski Apartman, a big-name heavy metal band, and I've also seen a couple of fairly important people (like journalists, or a university professor) among the people who "liked" the page or posted a comment or two.


    I feel proud of myself.


    Damn, I probably take the internet far too seriously.

  • edited 2013-02-01 20:56:56
    I've been saying "You bastards" for years before I'd even heard of Dangan Ronpa.

    ^That's pretty rad.

  • Damn, I probably take the internet far too seriously.



    Who doesn't, from time to time? :)

  • No rainbow star

    Sorry guys, I meant on my Galaxy S3

  • Saw meatspace PUAers for the first time. Peacocking outfits, neurolinguistical programming, wingmen banter, a bro who could only speak in negging mode: the full works. Turns out they can't stand some mild homo-eroticism or having their previous 'conquests' brought up. Had a great time, especially with telescoping cutlery and learning the fact that we have 14 other bozos with the same first name in the frat's member registry.

  • I'm dead fucking drunk.
  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Well at least you are terse about it. Loquacious drunks are pretty annoying. Although they are amusing if prodded right. 

  • Do you want me to be loquacious? Because shit can totally get grandiloquent up in here, if you want.
  • I'm a damn twisted person

    I welcome the slurred and spurious pontification. 

  • You've got a real purdy little mouth there, boy.



    Let's kiss where nobody can see us-- on the activity page. Meet me there.
  • I'm a damn twisted person

    I said loquaciousness, not flirtatious. Not to say there isn't some overlap, but one typically doesn't imply the other. 

  • 'Imply'? Are you calling me short?



    And to think I wanted to post under you.
  • I can do the loquacious drunk thing. :) I have too much dignity though; I'm not drunk enough. Yet. :3

  • The only way to fix that is to absorb my drunkenness-is-ocity through the power of empathy. Print out my posts and eat them; put my words inside you.
  • Oh my! *old lady gasp* :o


    (should I use black or color ink?)

  • Wrong question! It's all about the font.
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    So I suddenlu got really sick last night. Horrible fever and a cough. But once I finally coughed up some gunk, the fever just suddenly vanished. Well, turns out whooping cough can have brief, intense relapses for up to hundred goddamn days. Fun.
  • a little muffled

    @Icalasari: I don't know away to change the tab arrangement in either the default Android browser or Firefox for Android, unfortunately.

  • Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

    Decided to start trying to get into the whole Lucid Dreaming scene. Might document my experiences.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Really there seem to be more fun ways to engage in collaborative bullshitting. 

  • Lucid dreaming is possible (I've managed it at least twice before, by accident), but it's a difficult technique to master.

  • Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

    According to google, "Lucid dreaming has been researched scientifically, and its existence is well established.[5][6]"

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    I don't doubt that. But a lucid dreaming scene just sounds like the sort of thing filled with bullshitters trying to sound cool.

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