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  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales

    Theres an interesting Jerry Springer on the telly.


     


    Some woman didn't know that her boyfriend was a transman.

  • ToolsTools

    I have snapped. Well and truly snapped.


     


    I went to Costa to get a hot chocolate,  came back,  switched a computer on,  placed my hot chocolate next to it,  then came back to find the fat ignorant twat of the year sat at my computer,  despite the fact that my hot chocolate was clearly next to it. I stormed out and got hot chocolate all over my coat. I stormed into the girls toilets and,  in a fit of blind range,  flung my drink into the sink and splattered it everywhere. I then spent 10 minutes cleaning it up the best I could before breaking down and having a crying fit.


     


    I need that specialist help...

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    ...wow, even I haven't had it that bad...

  • ToolsTools

    I was overreacting. I do that when I fly into my uncontrollable rage fits.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    >Incestual Understones


    >In Star Wars


    WELL NO FUCKING SHIT BRO

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    >undertones

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Where's Juan? Did his username change or do I just keep missing his posts?
  • IronweaverIronweaver
    edited 2013-01-25 13:06:11
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Well, I have a Twitter now, even though I have no idea what to do with it.


    ^ He's MillerCross, man.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Ok, I was suspecting as much but wasn't sure. I've mostly been in a small handful of threads
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    dude


    what's the first rule of millercross


    we do not talk about millercross >:[

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ But we're not talking about millercross. We're talking about MillerCross
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    man that sounds like some really hardcore version of beer pong


    so


    who wants to play millercross

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    *hugs Tools*

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    If anything, Miller Cross sounds like one of those innocuous names porn stores pick so your billing statement doesn't look weird. 

  • dronepeanutdronepeanut
    edited 2013-01-25 15:32:28

     ^Alkthash LOL

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Started Australia Day by encountering a spider the size of my palm when I went to open the blinds.


    Fuckin' love this country!

  • dronepeanutdronepeanut

     


    ^Legionnaire ugh i hate bugs :<

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2013-01-25 16:58:21

    .

  • dronepeanutdronepeanut

     


    ^ sorry that i may been rude i've have phobia of bugs thats all.

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    Millercross sounds like some parody of Monster Truck/ dirt bike events and how beer crazy the typical audience for it is.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    fuck you guys


    can't even make a coen's brother reference without being called a porno collecting dirt bike event enjoying beer ponging white trash

  • dronepeanutdronepeanut
    edited 2013-01-25 17:52:34

    ^rolls around the floor laughing my ass off

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2013-01-25 17:53:56
    They're somethin' else.

    welp, thanks for that. Now i've got a new movie to watch.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Yeah, you guys have it all wrong. Everyone knows Juan is a soul eating demon of fire that lives in the Himalayas, subsisting on the suffering of humanity.

  • dronepeanutdronepeanut
    edited 2013-01-25 18:14:10

     ^Saigyouji or a very grumpy care bear :).

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I hate how cold it is right now. I can even go for walks because it's dangerous and going anywhere else that isn't cold as balls would cost money.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Yeah, you guys have it all wrong. Everyone knows Juan is a soul eating demon of fire that lives in the Himalayas, subsisting on the suffering of humanity.



    Word. 

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

    But you live in Colombia you said it before, wait a sex are you trying to trick me?

  • dronepeanutdronepeanut
    edited 2013-01-25 18:22:56

    ^^then what's his good side then?.

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