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  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Really high right now; my friends want me to play tabletop wargames.



    FML.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Saw The Hobbit.

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    ^^Play while high. Think you're the emperor of Austria-Hungary.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Bleh



    My glasses costed about $300 to replace since they snapped in two



    I'm short money to pay for my classes



    How short?



    About $300



    Fuck you too, fate. Fuck. You. Too
  • saladofstonessaladofstones
    I told you a hundred times Seibah, I don't want you in my pool

    I wish there was less yume nikki porn and more landscape pictures since yume nikki's backdrops makes me diamonds.

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    it makes you DIAMONDS?

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    oh god why did i take so long to watch Archer?


    this is great

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    >at party


    >brodette wants to be brought home safe, tags me since I apparently am easy to persuade


    >don't want to bike the distance


    >use research data to explain that statistically she would have a greater risk with me than with stranger rape, that how she's dressed has very little influence on victim choice and that most victims are picked based on weak boundaries, which her forceful assertivity shows she has not


    >blows raspberry, tags another bro


    Somehow, I think I'm doing feminism wrong.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Clearly, she's been brainwashed by the patriarchal society into believing she's a hapless female in need of strong protector. 

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2013-01-06 13:33:22
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Fuck you too, fate. Fuck. You. Too


    fate-trollface.png


     


    Sorry for posting that.  I just had like the perfect response image for that.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Actual thing that I just actually said without irony: "Just throw that lightbulb away. It scares me."

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Something like this? 


     


     



     


     


    By the way: getting back to advertisements, there already are memes:



     


     


    (This is one of the pictures used. Most of the time, the mentions of revolution are replaced by gas-related puns and mentions of final solution to high prices. Heh eh heh *snort* heh heh.)

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Nah. Whenever it was lit, it made this horrible screeching noise.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I just discovered the pun "browser" on "Bowser".  And I'm surprised to find not much usage of it yet.


    Also, just had a creepy moment with Facebook.  I had earlier looked up a picture of Hibiki Ganaha (an Idolmaster character), and then posted in response to it.  Possibly (though not necessarily) in response to this, Facebook is now suggesting "Music Pages You Might Like" and there's one entry and it's Hibiki Ganaha.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    edited 2013-01-06 14:03:48
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    ^^ Just for the sake of completeness, there haven't been any blood-seeping walls or melting watches in your home, were they?

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Not yet. I'm keeping my eye out.

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    IJBM's birthday is the 8th. Feels like it was only a while ago we had its first birthday.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Seriously? It's that old? How long was it here before I...


    -checks introduction thread-


    Whoa, I've been here since February 2011.


    I feel old.

  • NyktosNyktos
    edited 2013-01-06 14:48:59
    a little muffled

    Trying to remember when I first joined. I know CU was here before me but possibly not by very long? Let's see...


    Edit: Or apparently I actually joined in January, less than a week after the site started up. Huh. I swear I remember one INUH posting in the first thread I made but I guess not.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2013-01-06 14:48:48
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I just tried feeding a squirrel outside my door.


    It didn't give two shits about the nuts I threw at it.  It only picked up a couple pieces then kept on eating its own stuff.


    I feel like I just subsidized an unworthy industry.

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    edited 2013-01-06 15:59:47
    Kichigai birthday!!

    I'm profile number 6 so I guess I was here since the first day. Feels old man.

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    I joined May of 2011, not as old as some of you but I still feel pretty crusty.


    Also, at the risk of beating a dead horse: I am still legitimately surprised IJBM lasted this long.

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    I feel like I just subsidized an unworthy industry.



    This is funnier than it should be.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Was this squirrel too big to fail?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I joined in April 2011. Huh.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    March 2011 for me.

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Did you expect to outreg me?

    Because I was already here.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    man ive been here longer than all the mods why am i not a mod >:[


     

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    You've only been here 27 users longer than I have.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Yeah, well that's 27 users longer than you've been here.


    ...wait I think I did this wrong

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