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  • No rainbow star

    So this movie had a devil Santa Claus being beaten by an angel at curling, causing him to have to be good for 1000 years, and Appa getting blown up with a bazooka


     


    I just... I am amazed

  • Appa the flying bison?

  • No rainbow star

    ^ Eyup

  • No rainbow star

    ^ Well, obviously not Appa himself, but the joke and comparison had to be made

  • ...I must watch this movie.

  • What's the name?

  • No rainbow star

    The movie is called Santa's Slay

  • edited 2013-01-03 03:49:47

    Santa's Slay.


    Ninja'd.

  • Santa Slays.



    I remember that. It was terrible.
  • No rainbow star

    ^ It was terrible in a brilliant manner, however

  • It's the "Ho Ho(Hooters girl walks past Santa) Hoes" one, right?

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Yeah. BTW it felt quite like a family movie. A family movie for a family who's into horror comedy.

  • No rainbow star
    ^ A family movie with blatant nudity
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Oh, c'mon, it had grandad/grandson bonding. Family values, man. And a killer infernal Santa.

  • Has friends besides tanks now
    Oh god I misread that in the worst way possible.
  • a little muffled

    Granddad/grandson bondage?

  • You can change. You can.

    "boning"

  • No rainbow star
    ^^^^ And a lesson in the true meaning of Christmas and why knowing how to play Curling is a vital skill
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^^^Thank you burning that image into my head forever.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Oh, but the--


    fuck that shit I'm not going there.

  • I now am in the possession of telescoping cutlery.

  • My brother just got some Christmas cards from some e-friends of his, as in, actual, physical cards... it's kind of weird.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    So since I successfully resisted the compulsion to snark: what's so weird about it?

  • edited 2013-01-04 18:41:25
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Meanwhile, in Poland:



    The guy: Your eye is a bit... red...


    Little Lenin: [in awful Russian accent you probably wouldn't tell apart from Polish] Revolution happens before your eyes!



     


     


     


     


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    Just... Wow.


     


     


     


    ...by the way, it's an ad for a cell phone provider. Since it is Poland, the complaints that it is illegal propagation of totalitarianism were inevitable, as were the declarations of no further use of the company's services. However, others were quick to point out that a condom ad showing parents of Hitler does not equate propagation of Hitlerism, and there was also a voice that an ad with Lenin is still preferable to yet another ad made of a set of tits and ass. For some reason, nobody yet complained of propagation of drug culture (implied; somebody had to take some).


    And do you know Lenin was so brave, he was not afraid of walking into a dark room?

  • edited 2013-01-04 19:03:18
    Diet NEET

    In a sense, the iconography of communism becoming a pop-cultural commodity used in such a cynically capitalistic vein could be seen as a slap in the face of the ideology rather than promotion of it.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur


    This is probably the coolest commercial that ever came out of Serbia. Can anyone try to guess what it is supposed to advertise?


    and dammit IA change that profile pic its creeping me out

  • That's what the pic is supposed to do. Anyhow, my guess is healthcare insurance were you are free to choose among specialists.

  • edited 2013-01-04 19:19:45
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    That'd make sense, but the commerical doesn't make sense, so no.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Uuuuh... I'm guessing it's supposed to show what kind of service you won't get in that bank... I think.


    Personally I don't mind that Lenin ad, either. But I also laugh at Hitler from Downfall. I guess I'm not the best person to discuss it seriously.

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