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  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    If a grocery store started talking, I'd sure expect to see it on the news.


    -stumbles down basement stairs due to only having one leg-  Hey Midnight, your sandwich is ready!

  • AnonusAnonus
    Yes, the news is here.

    (CNN sockpuppet post)

    (New York Post sockpuppet post)

    (The Guardian sockpuppet post)
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    And now we're apparently running.  What's going on?
  • RuPaulRuPaul
    edited 2011-03-11 03:04:46
    Oh goodness, we need to do something about Kroger!

    Right after I work this runway. Strut! Work it! Fierce, gurl!
  • TyraBanksTyraBanks
    >Fierce, gurl!

    I know you did not just use my catchphrase.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    >_>

    <_<

    *looks through Kroger's wallet*

    What? A Giant Eagle Advantage card?
  • BobBob
    Random, less talking, more RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY! I AM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!
  • AnonusAnonus
    But being in jail is American, bobby brown said so
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    That's nice Midnight, but what about the sandwich I just made you?  Also, are you sure dragging a profusely bleeding person with severed limbs is a good way to avoid getting arrested?
  • RuPaulRuPaul
    edited 2011-03-11 03:09:02
    ^^^^^Please, don't try that diva act on me, little miss nasty. It is not your phrase, you're just jealous because I work it better than you do. Don't hate, honey.

    ^^^^Can you blame him? Their cheese shop is to die for.
  • BobBob
    ^^Fuck, you're right. Hmm, what to do...

    I know! I'll just shove you in my mouth and dump the sandwich in a ditch somewhere so no one gets suspicious!

    ...Wait, no, I think I screwed that plan up somehow...
  • TyraBanksTyraBanks
    Oh, that's it. We gon throw down! I told y'all not to make me get ghetto up in here!
  • MeijerMeijer
    'Sup yall?  I heard that punkass Kroger was around here somewhere, and I came to tell him he'd best stay off my turf.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    @Bob: Or, we could go hide in one of those conveniently located supermarkets, and you wouldn't have to leave me to die!  (Not like you could actually bring yourself to part with me anyway.)  I'm pretty sure it's after hours, so nobody should see us.
  • AnonusAnonus
    Meijer!

    ...

    wire me some waffle crisp
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Oh, great, now we have Ohio vs. Michigan.

    Hi Meijer. Had enough Franklin Gothic today?
  • RuPaulRuPaul
    You wanna do this, Tyra? Don't get me started, because once I take off these earrings and these stilettos, it is on.
  • BobBob
    Eh, good enough for me.

    -hides in Meijer-
  • AnonusAnonus
    Ohio vs. Michigan?

    Well my mother's family is from Michigan...so I guess I have to represent them oh wait false dichotomy
  • TyraBanksTyraBanks
    edited 2011-03-11 03:17:25
    ^^^STOP IT! I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this! When my mother yelled like this it's because she loves me! I was rooting for you, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU!
  • MeijerMeijer

    @Anonus: What, you think I'm just going to give into a demand like that because I'm a store?   ...Okay.


    @Central:  You know it!  My logo is so huge it can't even fit into a single avatar!  I'd like to see Kroger try something like that.

  • RuPaulRuPaul
    edited 2011-03-11 03:18:09
    ^^...Honey, what are you talking about?
  • AnonusAnonus
    Yeah, wire me waffle crisp, i need it
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    @Bob: Yay, we made it!  Soooo... which part of the store should we hit first?  'Cause I could really use a new microwave.
  • TyraBanksTyraBanks
    I don't even know anymore. Ru, why are we fighting? We used to be best friends! I don't want to do this! What happened to the good old days? Remember when we took over Japan? That was pretty fun, right? Let's go back to the way things were, Ru. Please? For the good old days?
  • BobBob
    Dude, what do they even sell here?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    It's a freakin' grocery store, they sell everything!  You need to get out of this ghetto mentality, MV.  And help me lift this microwave, because I'm having a really hard time of it with only one arm.

  • RuPaulRuPaul
    edited 2011-03-11 03:21:22
    ^^^Well...

    Oh girlfriend, I can't stay mad at you! Of course we're friends again! In fact, remember that plan we had for world domination? We should try that out again! What do you say Tyra?
  • TyraBanksTyraBanks
    Oh my god, yes! I totally forgot about that! You get the giant robot, I'll get the flying cameras!
  • BobBob
    Yeah, no, you should lift that yourself. It'll build character. Now, you sit tight, I'm going to find where they keep the funyuns. I'm telling you, I got the munchies somethin' fierce right about now...
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