I Read That As: The IJBM Version

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• glennmagusharvey

  2011-05-25 00:12:29

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Do you need more cis isomers?
  
• Vorpy

  2011-05-25 00:18:56

  ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

  "Not enough trains in my knife"
  
• Nyarly

  2011-05-25 00:29:28

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  ^^ What?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2011-05-25 00:30:47

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cis–trans_isomerism
  
• Elbeem

  2011-05-25 11:08:51

  "Insults stick in your mind even when you know they're completely unfounded" -> "Inuits stick in your mind even when you know they're completely unfounded"
  
  I briefly wondered which of the IJBM regulars would be more likely to have a reason to dislike indigenous Alaskans before re-reading the title.
  
• GLORIOUSLeader

  2011-05-25 20:59:08

  When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT

  People who don't think ponies are hardcore -> People who don't think penis are hard
• Bob

  2011-05-26 15:14:15

  "3" --> "5"
• Bob

  2011-05-27 00:17:32

  "John Stossel argues that the form of government does not necessecarily determine whether a government is a tyranny." --> "John Stossel argues that the form of government does not necessecarily determine whether a government is a tranny."
• Central Avenue

  2011-05-27 13:34:16

  "People whining about Tidus" --> "People whining about Tavros"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2011-05-28 16:02:22

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  "People who necro topics in public"
  
• Stormtroper

  2011-05-30 13:16:17 edited 2011-05-30 13:16:23

  "My Flat Mate Having Sex On The Couch." ->"My Flat Chested Mate Having Sex On The Couch."
  
• Nyarly

  2011-05-30 13:22:12

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  I just remembered something. A while earlier, when skimming over the main page, I read "Juan_Carlos" as... "Justin Bieber"...
  
  I'm very sorry about that.
  
• JustinBieber

  2011-05-30 13:23:21

  No problem, I don't mind!
• Nyarly

  2011-05-30 13:29:42 edited 2011-05-30 13:30:12

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  AAAAAAAAAAH!
  
  Oh god, my misread gained sentience!
  
  AAAAAAAAAAH!
  
• Nyarly

  2011-05-30 13:34:41

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  Oh, and I also just misread "Rapists are awesome!" as "Rapture is awesome!" and I wondered what's so awesome about a failed masturbatory aid of an objectivist.
  
• GLORIOUSLeader

  2011-05-30 13:38:24

  When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT

  Hey!

  
  

  It's only a masturbatory aid if it increases enjoyment! 
• Nyarly

  2011-05-30 13:41:31

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  Well, I'm sure that it increased Ryan's enjoyment. Until everything broke apart, hence the "failed".
  
• Nyarly

  2011-05-30 14:06:53

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  "This guy keeps heartfully greeting me" -> "This guy keeps lustfully greeting me"
  
  O_O;
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2011-05-30 14:15:44

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  I see someone is horny today.
  
• Nyarly

  2011-05-30 15:08:16 edited 2011-05-30 15:09:51

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  And now I read "This guy keeps heartfully greeting me" as "This guy keeps hatefully greeting me"
  
  It seems I can't read straight today.
  
  EDIT: And guess what just happened! I read "The way my mom argues" as "The way your mom argues".
  
  What's wrong with me today?
  
• InsanityAddict

  2011-05-30 15:14:04

  Diet NEET

  Kagami Hiragi Snuggling After Sex->Kagami Hiragi Sucking At Sex
• Nyarly

  2011-05-30 15:16:08

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  Moe Dantes is probably very disappointed.
  
• Stormtroper

  2011-06-01 10:55:06

  "people searching for silicon based life forms?" -> "people searching for lolicon based life forms?"
  
• Nyarly

  2011-06-01 14:29:29

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  ^ Gee, I wonder what may have influenced you there...
  
• Stormtroper

  2011-06-02 10:01:14

  Did we just have a "Terrible IJBMers" thread or did I misread it?
  
• Nyarly

  2011-06-02 13:42:57

  Likes cheesecake unironically.

  "Labels destroy individuality!" + "Fred Phelps to seek the Presidancy" = "Fred Phelps to destroy the Presidency"
  
  Well, he would surely do that if he ever becomes president (as if)...
  
• Bob

  2011-06-02 14:09:13

  ^^Yep. If I remember correctly, there were at least three pages complaining about what a bitch I am. In fact, I'm pretty sure those posts didn't even get thumped. Oh, what fun it was!
• Stormtroper

  2011-06-02 15:21:06

  Not a misread but a typo, not on a title or even on IJBM, but whatever:
  
  "Do not feed the trolls" -> "Do not feel the trolls"
  
• Stormtroper

  2011-06-05 01:19:31

  
  "Pot brownies / cookies / cupcakes / confectionery treats" -> "Ponies / cookies / cupcakes / confectionery treats"
• Bob

  2011-06-05 02:31:36 edited 2011-06-05 02:31:47

  From reading the manuscript of Atlanta Nights, I somehow misread this:

  
  

  "and hey, what’s that thing in his dick?  It hurts!"

  
  

  As this:

  
  

  "and hey, what’s that thing in his dick?  IT BUUUURNS!"