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I Read That As: The IJBM Version

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  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    "Congressional Earmarks" + "Humour + Sex" = "Earsex"

    ...No comment.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    D:
  • ElbeemElbeem
    A threadstack in OTC gave me

    "Blue Collar Workers Getting Raped By Machines"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-06-13 14:04:31
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^^^ NOT INTO THE PIT!
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    "why is animated child porn illegal?" -> "why is child porn illegal?"

    My reaction was very D: until I noticed the word "animated".
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    The term "watersports" being used to mean urophilia  = The term "watersports" being used to mean Irohphilia


  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I would philia his Iroh.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    "When I'm caught in the middle of two stupid opinions." -> "When I'm caught in the middle of two stupid onions."

    It's news to me that vegetable even has some sort of intelligence.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-06-26 10:17:30
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I hear Kagami Hiiragi was snuggling with them.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Snyder films on IJBM -> Spider films on IJBM 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I accidentally deleted my own bread
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^^ It's funny because the thread got that name after that exact typo.

    OT: I accidentally deleted my own head
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "No dongs in Mortal Kombat" -> "No dogs in Mortal Kombat"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-06-28 20:16:17
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "Legend of the Guardians: the Owls of Ga'Hoole" + "drums" = "Legend of the Dumb"

    As in, Legend of The Dumb.  Which one of the ponies had, causing her to be unable to brain today.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > Ear worms
    > drums

    Ear drums
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "I used to be an internet noob" -> "I used to be an internet boob"

    Which actually has approximately the same meaning.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "Grotesquely large breasts" -> "Grotesquely large beats"...which soon spawned the snowclone of that name.

    "Shaving private areas" -> "Sharing private areas"...which resulted in me entering the thread to see whether Anthony Weiner had been mentioned.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Shaving Private Places -> Shaving Private Ryan 
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "Eating tons of sweets...." -> "Eating tons of sewers..."
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    Petruchio from the Taming of the Shrew -> Pistachio from the Taming of the Shrew
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    "IJAM: Paint Grenades." -> "IJAM: Pain Grenades."

    Yes, I'm sure that getting hit by a grenade is pretty painful. Not to mention getting hit by the actual explosion...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "Shonen Manga" -> "Shanoa Manga"
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    "When I'm depressed I drink" -> "When I'm depressed I think"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Everyone does that.  No one does it clearly.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Little orphan raping time

    little orphan raping mime
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    I keep reading "International Saimoe League" as "International Saimoe Language" and then come up with things like Uguu~
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    "pimked up kidkes" -> "pimped up kidneys"
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    "Dubstep" -> "Derpstep"
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    "Some motherfuckers"  + "Fucking Ponies" -->  "Some motherfuckers fucking ponies"
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