I Read That As: The IJBM Version

Central Avenue · 2011-05-07 00:09:46

Anal → Arial

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-07 11:17:17

Central Avenue wins.

Nyarly · 2011-05-09 14:58:52

"Google bans" -> "Cool bans"

And that's just one letter away from "Cool beans"...

All Nines · 2011-05-09 17:29:19

"Marginally related" --> "Mentally retarded"

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-09 20:09:54

I haven't worked on Hellfire Catharsis in forever --> I haven't watched Hellfire Commentaries in forever

Longfellow · 2011-05-09 20:46:48

~~Writing porn~~ Writhing porn!

Nyarly · 2011-05-10 11:08:47

"Accent reduction." -> "Ass reduction."

Saigyouji · 2011-05-10 11:52:06

The sword as a symbol for the penis. -> The sword as a symbol for the ponies.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-10 11:52:44

You've had too many ponies recen--wait, is that a picture of Lyndis?

Saigyouji · 2011-05-10 11:57:05

My only source of ponies is TV Tropes. And yes it is.

Nyarly · 2011-05-10 16:01:29

"It just bugs me" -> "It just fucks me"

...No comment.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-10 16:06:18

^ German sausages on the brain eh?

IanExMachina · 2011-05-10 16:54:55

Post by GMH:

"I want to try BESM, but since it'll be my first time" > I want to try BDSM, but since it'll be my first time

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-10 17:47:45

Unfortunate abbreviation for that system.

Vorpy · 2011-05-11 00:04:43

Sticky this god-damn thread since it's so hard to find.

Nyarly · 2011-05-11 00:40:53

"Pony wonderpost thread" -> "Porn wonderpost thread"

Stormtroper · 2011-05-11 01:54:23

Anti-Semitic Christians -> Anti-Semitic Christmas

Bob · 2011-05-11 01:55:58

"The catch-22 regarding sequels" --> "The chagen-22 regarding sequels"

How the hell did I misread my own thread title?

...Oh, right.

Nyarly · 2011-05-11 02:35:16

"Bob's Burgers" + "I Read That As: The IJBM Version" = "Bob's Assburgers"

At least, I think that this was caused by a threadstack...

Nyarly · 2011-05-11 05:55:51

"I'm crying blood for Judas" + "Hehe tasty bile in my inbox" = "I'm crying bile for Judas"

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-11 06:06:53

I'm crying blood for Judas" + "Hehe tasty bile in my inbox" = "I'm crying bile for Judas" >> "I'm crying bile for Jesus"

Nyarly · 2011-05-11 08:32:42

"Youtube is in Japanese for me" + "You know what, just forget it." = "Youtube is in Japanese, just forget it." and "You know what, just forget me."

Lately, I'm really prone to misread things...

Nyarly · 2011-05-11 12:25:38

I just misread something. What else is new.

"People thinking that sweat is sexy" -> "I think that sweat is sexy"

It would bug me too, If I suddenly get a sweat kink.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-11 13:56:21

'Presentations' > 'Penetrations'

Central Avenue · 2011-05-11 14:11:28

"Dolphin Personhood" -> "Dublin Personhood"

Bradamante · 2011-05-11 15:52:48

It Lust Bugs Me

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-12 20:47:09

Fighting game logic (logic in fighting games) -> Fighting game logic (railing against logic in all games)

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-12 20:48:02

I cannot find Gay? anywhere on the Internets. -> I cannot find gay anywhere on the internet.

Nyarly · 2011-05-13 18:38:04

"tnu wants to be a stripper" -> "who wants to be a stripper"

Well, tnu, I guess.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-13 18:54:40

I would watch that game show.

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