I Read That As: The IJBM Version

Khwarizmi · 2011-01-10 18:23:30

We need shif-JIS artwork here. --> We need shif-JLS artwork here.

Bloody JLS.

Super Lazuli · 2011-01-10 18:25:13

JLS?

UH HUH UH HU

ANCIENTS OF MU-MU

Longfellow · 2011-01-10 18:26:07

We need shit-JIS artwork here.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-01-10 18:26:59

I saw JLS brand condoms in the drug store. I actually burst into laughter on the spot. No-one knew why, it looked spontaneous.

Here's the proof.

Khwarizmi · 2011-01-10 18:30:39

That's amazing.

>We used to get underwear thrown at us on stage, now we expect flying condom boxes! But it's important to put your love in a glove.

...

Trash_Vortex · 2011-01-10 18:31:47

"Put your love in a glove" sounds like a euphemism for something else as well.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-01-10 18:33:42

God, I need to go to bed. All out of verbal ammo.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-01-10 18:34:03

That's not a euphemism.

Longfellow · 2011-01-10 18:36:21

If the glove doesn't fit, you must quit!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-01-10 18:42:38

^ ...excuse me, please. *bathroom door closes* *door reopenes* Okay, I feel better now.

Khwarizmi · 2011-01-15 14:22:57

On the sign-in box for this site, I keep reading «forgot?» as «faggot?».

What the hell?

Vorpy · 2011-04-12 23:49:21

^ That made me laugh.

DYRE · 2011-04-13 10:46:08

"[Rape filled title over how the whole forum is not posting in this manner]"

Vorpy · 2011-04-13 10:47:20

"[titled-filled Rape over how the whole forum is not manning in this poster]"

Unknown_Entity · 2011-04-13 11:11:16

Rapeseed.

Vorpy · 2011-04-13 11:14:38

[Posts a torrent link to Twisted hentai rape doujins]

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-13 11:24:58

Where's that 40-pound box of rapeseed?

Vorpy · 2011-04-13 11:27:49

[blatant in-character shitpost]

Nyarly · 2011-04-13 13:34:12

I just "Meatspace" as "Meatsauce"...

EDIT: And I don't Hanyuu's horns apparently.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-13 13:35:34

You also grammar.

Nyarly · 2011-04-13 14:01:37

That's what I to say by referencing a meme.

But I think that I should stop writing like that.

Vorpy · 2011-04-13 17:08:48

Hauu auuu auuuU~

Nyarly · 2011-04-17 16:48:01

I just had two:

"It's a show for little girls" -> "It's a show for dickgirls"
(I briefly wondered how this happened, but decided that it would be better not to think about it.)

People taking Gregory House as a role model -> People taking Father Grigori as a role model
(Well, they really shouldn't, Crazy Awesome as he may be.)

Glowsquid · 2011-04-18 07:00:24

"Babies are androgynous" --> Babies are misogynists.

yeah, I have no idea.

snowbull · 2011-04-18 07:14:53

Not a thread title: The MMA guys at my martial arts church.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-18 08:10:28

^^ Well, to be fair, you'd think that if they didn't hate women as much then childbirth would be less painful.

Glowsquid · 2011-04-19 10:43:14

"I'm a 10 in a world of ones:Ugly People" --> I'm a 10 in a world of ones: Ugly Barnacles

i have issues.

Vorpy · 2011-04-19 11:38:35

I feel oddly disconnected to my own Penises.

Central Avenue · 2011-04-19 22:17:38

Usernames: "curiousTraitor" --> "adiosToreador"

Longfellow · 2011-04-20 00:23:59

Unpopular opinions being naked

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-20 00:29:57

"We need shif-JIS artwork here. --> We need shif-JLS artwork here."

I have never clicked on this thread, and when I did, I found that it was ABOUT MY THREAD.

:O

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