I Read That As: The IJBM Version

snowbull · 2011-04-20 08:20:40

"General Election Thread"

Icalasari · 2011-04-20 08:28:07

I feel oddly disconnected from my [INSERT SEX ACT HERE]

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-21 11:16:37

The General Erections Trhead >> The General Elections Thread.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-21 11:57:58

The General Elections Thread

Icalasari · 2011-04-21 17:16:34

When a trope name just screams "this got renamed". >> When a trope name just screams "this got reamed".

Khwarizmi · 2011-04-22 22:33:54

MFE is back --> MFE is black

Edit: Fucking Nakama Debates --> Fucking Nakama Diabetes

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-27 20:21:41

I read RocketDude's title as "Palin's Weakness".

IanExMachina · 2011-04-27 20:26:31

A bit late but @JLS condoms do they have the faces on the end as that would be spectacular.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-27 20:58:47

I read I somehow misspelled "diabeetus" as "diabeteetus" as I somehow misspelled "diabetus" as "diabeetus".

Rottweiler · 2011-04-28 20:00:28

A lot of Christians--especially the more Conservative ones--tend to
view anything that isn't ass-kissing of Christianity as persecution.
--> tend to
view anything that isn't ass-kicking Christianity as prosecution.

Stormtroper · 2011-04-28 21:23:53

"That the current set is not well-defined enough."

Khwarizmi · 2011-04-29 19:45:32

Opposition to the phrase "Hater's gonna hate" --> Opposition to the phrase "Hatter's gonna hat"

IanExMachina · 2011-04-29 20:14:59

Nyarly · 2011-04-30 11:55:05

I read "People who knock things before they try them!" as "People who knock on things before they try them!", took this literally and wondered for what reason somebody should knock on food.

Sometimes, I have to wonder about myself...

Nyarly · 2011-04-30 15:12:57

"So I just became a Goon" + "You" = "You just became a Goon."

I don't think that one can become a goon just by reading a few Ultima LPs, though...

Saigyouji · 2011-04-30 15:14:37

So I just became a Goon -> So I just became a Goron

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-01 15:19:21

Some people knock on fruits to test quality before opening them up to eat.

Khwarizmi · 2011-05-02 20:02:42

Internal jokes that are taken way to far --> Internet jokes that are taken way to far

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-02 20:03:36

I don't think there's a difference.

Khwarizmi · 2011-05-02 20:05:50

The difference is that if they're Internet jokes, taking them too far is practically a guarantee.

Nyarly · 2011-05-03 07:17:51

"CBC has called a Stephen Harper majority." -> "CBC has called Stephen Harper a majority."

And I wondered, how can you call a single person a majority?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-03 12:58:25

Because he just ax-murdered everyone else and chopped them to pieces.

Elbeem · 2011-05-04 14:37:19

"What the hell have you been up to now, Mom?" --> "What the hell have you been up to now, Myrm?"

In my defense, the latter is a thread title that is entirely probable to show up on this forum at some point.

Bob · 2011-05-04 14:39:26

"CBC has called a Stephen Harper majority." -> "CBC has called Stephen Harper a majority." -> "CBC has called Stephen Colbert a majority."

"What the hell have you been up to now, Mom?" -> "What the hell have you been up to now, Norn?"

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-04 22:10:04

This pony in my avatar -> This porn in my avatar

Saigyouji · 2011-05-06 09:06:15

Need some help (crowdsourcing) -> Need some help (crossdressing)

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-06 11:36:55

Nanodesus -> Nanojesus

Forzare · 2011-05-06 18:46:43

Sympathy fishing -> Sympathy fisting

>_>

Vorpy · 2011-05-06 18:46:58

Oh my....

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-06 20:47:31

Sympathy fishing -> Dynamite fishing

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