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• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-29 04:01:39

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Bluesy_Cowgirl wrote: »

  Julius Belmont

  
  Move over Richter Belmont; Julius is far more awesome.
  
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-04-29 04:02:13

  Bovarian Mammarian

  he actually is
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-29 05:06:15

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Richter
  fell into a bottomless pit
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-29 05:07:09

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  so you're backflipping with joy to get to the level end crystal after beating dracula
  
  and you backflip into a pit
  
  and the lose a life music plays
  
  and dracula's face suddenly shows a trollface
  
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-04-29 05:16:26

  Bovarian Mammarian

  GAME OVER
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-29 06:41:36

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  important question:
  
  do catpeople (e.g. catboys, catgirls) have human ears in addition to cat ears?
  
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-04-29 18:09:55

  Bovarian Mammarian

  Breaking news, Imicow declared the world's prettiest cow
• Stormtroper

  2017-04-29 18:53:34

  ^^ Pretty much every image of catpeople I've seen has human ears.
  
• Naas_Human

  2017-04-29 19:58:39

  Really?
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-01 20:35:40 edited 2017-05-01 20:39:43

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  o/`
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj] o-ne.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [BMaj] two-o.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj/C#] three-e.
  [BMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [EMaj] four.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj] fi-ive.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [BMaj] si-ix.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj/C#] se-ven.
  [BMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [EMaj] eight.
  ...
  o/`
  
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-05-01 23:02:29

  Bovarian Mammarian

  the great gig in the sky
  
• Vorpy

  2017-05-01 23:26:47

  ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

  Insecurity is OFF PUTTING
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-05-01 23:39:38

  Bovarian Mammarian

  on the golf course
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-02 18:08:20

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Hidden, Forbidden, Holy Ground
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-03 05:01:03

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  what if catholic masses used haw flakes instead of regular communion wafers?
  
• Vorpy

  2017-05-03 16:04:21

  ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

  glennmagusharvey wrote: »

  what if catholic masses used haw flakes instead of regular communion wafers?
  

  
  
  

  You could make a clever joke whenever you amassed 3 at Communion.

  
  

  Haw haw haw.
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-05-03 18:23:44

  Bovarian Mammarian

  Jack Chick is dead.
  
• Earthlight_Ray

  2017-05-03 19:46:13

  Pika Girl

  They only give one piece to each person in communion, I know because catholic upbringing.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-03 19:59:34

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  You can keep it and not eat it and go back to your seat with it, so it IS possible to accumulate them.
  
  You can also buy them from some stores I think.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-03 20:01:24 edited 2017-05-03 20:02:52

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Okay these two questions are amusing.
  
  https://www.amazon.com/Broadman-Church-Communion-White-Wafers/dp/0805470859/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493841582&sr=8-1&keywords=communion+wafers
  
  

  Question:
  Do these come pre-blessed?
  Answer:
  No.
  By Distribuidora Celestial SELLER on January 7, 2017
  
  Question:
  What are the nutrition facts on these things?
  Answer:
  Since Jesus said 'Man can not live by bread alone' it follows that, in order to have decent nutrition, bubblegum, vindaloo curry, cucumbers, fruit, sausages, mince'n'tatties,hard boiled eggs, chocolate digestive biscuits, fish'n'chips, pickled onions, etc., are suggested for a balanced diet along with these holy crisps. Amen
  By Jacob Plunkdaby on March 6, 2017

  
  For an even bigger barrel of laughs, check the reviews.
  
• Earthlight_Ray

  2017-05-03 20:48:46 edited 2017-05-03 20:48:57

  Pika Girl

  The tastiest 1000 tiny bits of Jesus I have ever ate. Just bought these as a holy snack. Great for when you have the munchies and just want something and it doesn't matter what.
• Earthlight_Ray

  2017-05-03 20:49:26 edited 2017-05-03 20:49:37

  Pika Girl

  I never found a good wine pairing, but dipping these in beer is the next best thing.
• Earthlight_Ray

  2017-05-03 20:50:46

  Pika Girl

  (traditionally, the communion wafer is followed by a sip of red wine, for those not in the know, although this has become optional, particularly for those under 21)
  
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-05-04 01:33:53

  Bovarian Mammarian

  receive
  
  consume
  
  digest
  
  ...defecate
  
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-05-04 01:34:13

  Bovarian Mammarian

  the churches I went to just had grape juice, because they were wimpy churches
  
• Earthlight_Ray

  2017-05-04 03:40:22

  Pika Girl

  .........grape juice. In a catholic mass. For some reason this mental image seems poverty-stricken.
  
• Bluesy_Cowgirl

  2017-05-04 05:10:36

  Bovarian Mammarian

  we weren't catholic, though.
  
• Earthlight_Ray

  2017-05-04 12:31:43

  Pika Girl

  That would explain it then, hehe.
  
• Vorpy

  2017-05-04 13:36:40

  ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

  Bluesy_Cowgirl wrote: »

  Jack Chick is dead.
  

  
  
  

  I only know that name because of TV Tropes, and Chick Tract.

  I went to catholic churches.
• Earthlight_Ray

  2017-05-04 14:49:45

  Pika Girl

  Senpai was raised catholic too. ^_^