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glennmagusharvey

inodoro de oro del loro de meteoro

Earthlight_Ray

Sweet lover, yeah yeah yeah
Doot doot doo doo doot doot doo doo doo
La la la, forever

Dream, let your heart and mind go
Free and maybe we'll discover the
Things that we've never seen
Before
Love song, this melody will linger
On and these words of
Beauty I'll sing
Tenderly once more

Every day and everywhere
Still with me, together we'll be
Let's fall in love
This melody inside, I'll always sing it to you
Every day and every time
A love so sweet, forever we'll sing
This harmony
A melody so right, I'll always keep it in my
Heart, la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Oooh
Yeah

Stay, close your eyes and drift
Away, I promise I won't make you
Wait for everything your heart
Commands
Our song, the music plays all night
Long and I love you
Truly so I
Take you by the hand

Every day and everywhere
Stay with me, together we'll be
Let's fall in love
This melody inside, I'll always sing it to you
Every day and every time
A love so sweet, forever we'll sing
This harmony
A melody so right, you'll always keep it in your
Heart
Melody
Yeah
This melody

Sweet lover, yeah yeah yeah
Oooh, yeah

Every day and everywhere
Stay with me, together we'll be
Let's fall in love
This melody inside, I'll always sing it to you
Every day and every time
A love so sweet, forever we'll sing
This harmony
A melody so right, I'll always sing it to you
Every day and everywhere
Sing a song of love once again
Just come with me, keep going
To the ends of beautiful rainbows
Every day and every time
A love so deep, together we'll sing
This harmony, eternal
Love will keep the rhythm beats in my
Heart

glennmagusharvey

given:
a+b=1
b+c=1
c+d+e=1
d+e+f+g+h=3
g+h+i=1

d+e+f-i=2
f+g+h-c=2 => f+g+h=2+c
a-c=0 => a=c

a+b+c+d+e=2
a+d+e=1
d+e=1-a
1-a+f-i=2
f+1=2+a+i
f=1+a+i
all values can only be 1 or 0
therefore f=1, a=0, i=0, c=0, b=1

glennmagusharvey

given
a+b+c=1
b+c+d=1
c+d+e=1
e+g=1
c+d+e+f+g+h=3
f+g+h+i+j=2
g+j+k=2
l+q=1
h+i+j+m+n+o=3
j+k+o+p+r=3
o+p+r+s=2
r+s+t+u=1
all values can only be 1 or 0

find b, e, g, i, j, k, r

glennmagusharvey

given
a+b+c=1
b+c+d=1
c+d+e=1
e+g=1
c+d+e+f+g+h=3
f+g+h+i+j=2
g+j+k=2
l+q=1
h+i+j+m+n+o=3
j+k+o+p+r=3
o+p+r+s=2
r+s+t+u=1

find b, e, g, i, j, k, s


j+k=1+s
j+k=2-g
1+s=2-g
s=1-g => g+s=1, g=1-s

f+g+h=2
i+j=0; i=0; j=0

h+m+n+o=3
g+k=2 => g=1, k=1
k=1+s => 1=1+s => s=0
e+1=1 => e=0

a+b+c-c-d-e=0
a+b-d=0 => a+b=d
c+d+f+1+h=3 => c+d+f+h=2
f+1+h=2 => f+h=1
c+d=1 => d=1-c
a+b=1-c => a+b+c=1 => crud
a-d=0 => a=d
a+b=d => a+b=a => b=0

Bluesy_Cowgirl

given b + 0 + 0 + b + 5

Earthlight_Ray

Never cry! marijuana, don't try it at all
It's a lie! it's like beating your head on a wall
Say no way! marijuana's a fast way to fall
You will pay! cause it's doin you no good at all

And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
Ohh

Never cry! marijuana, don't try it at all
It's a lie! it's like beating your head on a wall
Say no way! marijuana's a fast way to fall
You will pay! cause it's doin you no good at all

And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it

A lot of people think that marijuana isn't dangerous, but they're wrong! Because not only does it hurt a person's body and mind, but it often leads users to try other, even more dangerous drugs!

And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
Ohh

glennmagusharvey

don't cry for me argentina

glennmagusharvey

57 wonderful posits

Earthlight_Ray

Stop! don't touch!
I'm Eddie Eagle, and I like you too much
To see you get hurt and that's why I say
If you spot a gun just walk away!
Go find an adult, go tell em watcha found
Guns shouldn't be left lying around! yeah
Stop! don't touch!
Leave the area, tell an adult! do it with me now!
Stop! don't touch!
Leave the area, tell an adult!

Stop! don't touch!
Leave the area, tell an adult!
Stop! don't touch!
Leave the area, tell an adult!

Stop! don't touch!
I'm Eddie Eagle, and I like you so much
Please be safe, go away, it's a must!
Go find an adult, someone you can trust!
Go tell an adult, don't hang around
Tell em watcha saw, tell em watcha found!
Guns shouldn't be left lying around! yeah!
Stop! don't touch!
Leave the area, tell an adult!

Yeah, stop! don't touch!
Leave the area, tell an adult! do it with me now!
Stop! don't touch!
Leave the area, tell an adult!

Earthlight_Ray

McGruff the Crime Dog is great to listen to while high ~u~

glennmagusharvey

o/` DON'T...STOP ME NOW o/`

Bluesy_Cowgirl

*tells an adult*

glennmagusharvey

o/` havin' a good time, havin' a good time... o/`

Naas_Human

glennmagusharvey wrote: »

o/` DON'T...STOP ME NOW o/`

are "don't" and "stop me now" referring to separate things or are you telling us not to stop you

glennmagusharvey

o/`
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
o/`

glennmagusharvey

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a+b+c=1
b+c+d=1
c+d+h+i=1
d+e+f+h+j=3
f+g=1
f+h+j=2 => d+e=1
j+k=1
i+k=1
m+n=1
g+m+o+t+u=2
e+o+p+q+r+s+t=5

find: a, b, c, d, e, f, g

a-d=0 => a=d

d+e=1
b+c+d=1
e=b+c => D OR (B OR C)
a+e=1
a doesn't matter because we know a=d

d+h+i=a+b

c+d+h+i=1
j+k=1
c+d+h+i+j+k=2
f+h+j=2
i+k=1
f+h+i+j+k=3
c+d-f=-1
c+d+1=f => f=1, c=0, d=0
f+g=1 => g=0
a=d => a=0
a+b+c=1 => b=1
d+e=1 => e=1

glennmagusharvey

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a+b=1
b+c+g+h=3
a+b+f+g+j=2
g+h+l+m=2
c+d+e+h+i+k=2
h+i+k+m+n=3
k+m+n+o+p+q=2

find: a, b, d, e, l, n

f+g+j=1 => g=1-f-j

1-f-j+h+l+m=2
-f-j+h+l+m=2

h+i-o-p-q=1

b+c-l-m=1
m+n-c-d-e=1

b+n-l-d-e=2 => b+n=2+l+d+e
but b+n can't be more than 2
and l+d+e can't be negative
therefore b=1, n=1, l=0, d=0, e=0

since a+b=1, a=0

Bluesy_Cowgirl

parentheses

glennmagusharvey

Bluesy_Cowgirl wrote: »

parentheses

DO NOT EXCUSE DEAR AUNT SALLY
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL

Stormtroper

What is Waluigi's favourite Touhou work?

WaHH

glennmagusharvey

Beamin' Jeedot Drive
Beamin' Jeedot Drive
Beamin' Jeedot Drive
Beamin' Jeedot Drive

Vorpy

If I die in this world

who will know something of me

I am lost, no one knows,

there's no trace of my yearning

Stormtroper

I found this in my computer. I made it years ago but never posted it. It's no longer relevant and I'm probably the only MtG player remaining, but whatevs, it's the closest thing to fanfiction I've written:

With the Continuous Copying deck, your victory comes so suddenly opponents won't even know what hit 'em.

What you want to do with this deck is use Splinter Twin or Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker to copy one of your creatures with the ability to untap others as they enter the battlefield, untap whatever creature copied them, and repeat until you put as many tokens copies as you wish (even hundreds!) and crush your opponents with your new army in one swift blow.

This deck is packed with spells that counter your opponent's spells. Remand will not stop your opponents from playing the targeted spell again, but will delay it for long enough to let your power build up. Dispel and Spell Pierce will make sure your opponent's non-creature spells won't see the light of day. Did your opponent catch you without untapped lands? No problem, Pact of Negation will still stop that spell from resolving, just make sure you can pay its cost during your next upkeep!

Damage spells will get rid of whatever creature gets through. Firespout will get rid of many at a time (make sure you're using the right mana to pay for it!) and you can use Punishing Fire however many times as you wish by using Grove of the Burnwillows to grant your opponent life, and give you mana to boot.

You will need to draw cards to find all these toys, however. Ponder and Preordain will make sure you have what you need when you need it, fueling your way to victory.

There are many things you can do to improve this deck. Are creatures giving you headaches? You can add extra Firespouts or Punishing Fires, or even Slagstorm from the Mirrodin Besieged set. You can also stay in control by adding Mindbreak Trap from Zendikar or Vendilion Clique from Morningtide and get rid of spells before they even resolve!

Vorpy

I wonder why its spelled Dispel and not Despell

Naas_Human

Because the verb was in use before the "undo magic spell" usage came about?

glennmagusharvey

Despell would mean ddeeehIillnoprsstwwy instead of "I wonder why it's spelled"

Bluesy_Cowgirl

the full extent of the jam

glennmagusharvey

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Bluesy_Cowgirl

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