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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    inodoro de oro del loro de meteoro
  • edited 2017-04-23 05:51:29
    Pika Girl
    Sweet lover, yeah yeah yeah
    Doot doot doo doo doot doot doo doo doo
    La la la, forever

    Dream, let your heart and mind go
    Free and maybe we'll discover the
    Things that we've never seen
    Before
    Love song, this melody will linger
    On and these words of
    Beauty I'll sing
    Tenderly once more

    Every day and everywhere
    Still with me, together we'll be
    Let's fall in love
    This melody inside, I'll always sing it to you
    Every day and every time
    A love so sweet, forever we'll sing
    This harmony
    A melody so right, I'll always keep it in my
    Heart, la la la la
    La la la la la la la la
    Oooh
    Yeah

    Stay, close your eyes and drift
    Away, I promise I won't make you
    Wait for everything your heart
    Commands
    Our song, the music plays all night
    Long and I love you
    Truly so I
    Take you by the hand

    Every day and everywhere
    Stay with me, together we'll be
    Let's fall in love
    This melody inside, I'll always sing it to you
    Every day and every time
    A love so sweet, forever we'll sing
    This harmony
    A melody so right, you'll always keep it in your
    Heart
    Melody
    Yeah
    This melody

    Sweet lover, yeah yeah yeah
    Oooh, yeah

    Every day and everywhere
    Stay with me, together we'll be
    Let's fall in love
    This melody inside, I'll always sing it to you
    Every day and every time
    A love so sweet, forever we'll sing
    This harmony
    A melody so right, I'll always sing it to you
    Every day and everywhere
    Sing a song of love once again
    Just come with me, keep going
    To the ends of beautiful rainbows
    Every day and every time
    A love so deep, together we'll sing
    This harmony, eternal
    Love will keep the rhythm beats in my
    Heart
  • edited 2017-04-24 14:41:21
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    given:
    a+b=1
    b+c=1
    c+d+e=1
    d+e+f+g+h=3
    g+h+i=1

    d+e+f-i=2
    f+g+h-c=2 => f+g+h=2+c
    a-c=0 => a=c

    a+b+c+d+e=2
    a+d+e=1
    d+e=1-a
    1-a+f-i=2
    f+1=2+a+i
    f=1+a+i
    all values can only be 1 or 0
    therefore f=1, a=0, i=0, c=0, b=1
  • edited 2017-04-24 14:42:22
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    given
    a+b+c=1
    b+c+d=1
    c+d+e=1
    e+g=1
    c+d+e+f+g+h=3
    f+g+h+i+j=2
    g+j+k=2
    l+q=1
    h+i+j+m+n+o=3
    j+k+o+p+r=3
    o+p+r+s=2
    r+s+t+u=1
    all values can only be 1 or 0

    find b, e, g, i, j, k, r
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    given
    a+b+c=1
    b+c+d=1
    c+d+e=1
    e+g=1
    c+d+e+f+g+h=3
    f+g+h+i+j=2
    g+j+k=2
    l+q=1
    h+i+j+m+n+o=3
    j+k+o+p+r=3
    o+p+r+s=2
    r+s+t+u=1

    find b, e, g, i, j, k, s


    j+k=1+s
    j+k=2-g
    1+s=2-g
    s=1-g => g+s=1, g=1-s

    f+g+h=2
    i+j=0; i=0; j=0

    h+m+n+o=3
    g+k=2 => g=1, k=1
    k=1+s => 1=1+s => s=0
    e+1=1 => e=0

    a+b+c-c-d-e=0
    a+b-d=0 => a+b=d
    c+d+f+1+h=3 => c+d+f+h=2
    f+1+h=2 => f+h=1
    c+d=1 => d=1-c
    a+b=1-c => a+b+c=1 => crud
    a-d=0 => a=d
    a+b=d => a+b=a => b=0
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    given b + 0 + 0 + b + 5
  • Never cry! marijuana, don't try it at all
    It's a lie! it's like beating your head on a wall
    Say no way! marijuana's a fast way to fall
    You will pay! cause it's doin you no good at all

    And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
    Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
    And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
    Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
    Ohh

    Never cry! marijuana, don't try it at all
    It's a lie! it's like beating your head on a wall
    Say no way! marijuana's a fast way to fall
    You will pay! cause it's doin you no good at all

    And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
    Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
    And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
    Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it

    A lot of people think that marijuana isn't dangerous, but they're wrong! Because not only does it hurt a person's body and mind, but it often leads users to try other, even more dangerous drugs!

    And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
    Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
    And you knoooooooooow, if you gamble with life you can lose it
    Gotta grooooooooooow, cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it
    Ohh
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    don't cry for me argentina
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    57 wonderful posits
  • Stop! don't touch!
    I'm Eddie Eagle, and I like you too much
    To see you get hurt and that's why I say
    If you spot a gun just walk away!
    Go find an adult, go tell em watcha found
    Guns shouldn't be left lying around! yeah
    Stop! don't touch!
    Leave the area, tell an adult! do it with me now!
    Stop! don't touch!
    Leave the area, tell an adult!

    Stop! don't touch!
    Leave the area, tell an adult!
    Stop! don't touch!
    Leave the area, tell an adult!

    Stop! don't touch!
    I'm Eddie Eagle, and I like you so much
    Please be safe, go away, it's a must!
    Go find an adult, someone you can trust!
    Go tell an adult, don't hang around
    Tell em watcha saw, tell em watcha found!
    Guns shouldn't be left lying around! yeah!
    Stop! don't touch!
    Leave the area, tell an adult!

    Yeah, stop! don't touch!
    Leave the area, tell an adult! do it with me now!
    Stop! don't touch!
    Leave the area, tell an adult!
  • McGruff the Crime Dog is great to listen to while high ~u~
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    o/` DON'T...STOP ME NOW o/`
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    *tells an adult*
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    o/` havin' a good time, havin' a good time... o/`
  • o/` DON'T...STOP ME NOW o/`


    are "don't" and "stop me now" referring to separate things or are you telling us not to stop you
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    o/`
    I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
    Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
    I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
    I'm gonna go go go
    There's no stopping me
    I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
    Two hundred degrees
    That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
    I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
    I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
    o/`
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
        XaXX3
      pqrb33X
     uo5sc232
    nm3ted2XX
    13Xgf3hi3
     3X423jk2
    14X31X23X


    a+b+c=1
    b+c+d=1
    c+d+h+i=1
    d+e+f+h+j=3
    f+g=1
    f+h+j=2 => d+e=1
    j+k=1
    i+k=1
    m+n=1
    g+m+o+t+u=2
    e+o+p+q+r+s+t=5

    find: a, b, c, d, e, f, g

    a-d=0 => a=d

    d+e=1
    b+c+d=1
    e=b+c => D OR (B OR C)
    a+e=1
    a doesn't matter because we know a=d

    d+h+i=a+b

    c+d+h+i=1
    j+k=1
    c+d+h+i+j+k=2
    f+h+j=2
    i+k=1
    f+h+i+j+k=3
    c+d-f=-1
    c+d+1=f => f=1, c=0, d=0
    f+g=1 => g=0
    a=d => a=0
    a+b+c=1 => b=1
    d+e=1 => e=1
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ____opq
    __Xlm2n
    _jX423k
    _f3gh2i
    Xab5cde
    X53XX__


    a+b=1
    b+c+g+h=3
    a+b+f+g+j=2
    g+h+l+m=2
    c+d+e+h+i+k=2
    h+i+k+m+n=3
    k+m+n+o+p+q=2

    find: a, b, d, e, l, n

    f+g+j=1 => g=1-f-j

    1-f-j+h+l+m=2
    -f-j+h+l+m=2

    h+i-o-p-q=1

    b+c-l-m=1
    m+n-c-d-e=1

    b+n-l-d-e=2 => b+n=2+l+d+e
    but b+n can't be more than 2
    and l+d+e can't be negative
    therefore b=1, n=1, l=0, d=0, e=0

    since a+b=1, a=0
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    parentheses
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    parentheses


    DO NOT EXCUSE DEAR AUNT SALLY
    GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL
  • What is Waluigi's favourite Touhou work?

    WaHH
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Beamin' Jeedot Drive
    Beamin' Jeedot Drive
    Beamin' Jeedot Drive
    Beamin' Jeedot Drive
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    If I die in this world

    who will know something of me

    I am lost, no one knows,

    there's no trace of my yearning

  • I found this in my computer. I made it years ago but never posted it. It's no longer relevant and I'm probably the only MtG player remaining, but whatevs, it's the closest thing to fanfiction I've written:

    With the Continuous Copying deck, your victory comes so suddenly opponents won't even know what hit 'em.

    What you want to do with this deck is use Splinter Twin or Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker to copy one of your creatures with the ability to untap others as they enter the battlefield, untap whatever creature copied them, and repeat until you put as many tokens copies as you wish (even hundreds!) and crush your opponents with your new army in one swift blow.

    This deck is packed with spells that counter your opponent's spells. Remand will not stop your opponents from playing the targeted spell again, but will delay it for long enough to let your power build up. Dispel and Spell Pierce will make sure your opponent's non-creature spells won't see the light of day. Did your opponent catch you without untapped lands? No problem, Pact of Negation will still stop that spell from resolving, just make sure you can pay its cost during your next upkeep!

    Damage spells will get rid of whatever creature gets through. Firespout will get rid of many at a time (make sure you're using the right mana to pay for it!) and you can use Punishing Fire however many times as you wish by using Grove of the Burnwillows to grant your opponent life, and give you mana to boot.

    You will need to draw cards to find all these toys, however. Ponder and Preordain will make sure you have what you need when you need it, fueling your way to victory.

    There are many things you can do to improve this deck. Are creatures giving you headaches? You can add extra Firespouts or Punishing Fires, or even Slagstorm from the Mirrodin Besieged set. You can also stay in control by adding Mindbreak Trap from Zendikar or Vendilion Clique from Morningtide and get rid of spells before they even resolve!
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I wonder why its spelled Dispel and not Despell
  • Because the verb was in use before the "undo magic spell" usage came about?
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Despell would mean ddeeehIillnoprsstwwy instead of "I wonder why it's spelled"
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    the full extent of the jam
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    LIVE: DreamHack Austin

    See the best CS:GO teams in the world go mouse-to-mouse.



    Hahahahahaha, Twitter!

    ...no.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    Julius Belmont
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