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Of body pillows wishing for sweet death to set me free
No one is stopping em, otaku life is rocking em
We chalk it up to anime, no 3D bitches topping em
No wonder all you fuckers are antisocial with all your niches
Jerking it to animated porn with all your 2D bitches
Who am I to talk, I'm just otaku with bitter knowledge
That anime is fake and all your shitty waifus laughing acknowledge
Your shitty waifu's fake and demolish your stupid fantasies
Fasten your trigger warnings, I've got to admonish otaku
Got your anime and Asuna pillow about you
Ever think about the nothing that you amount to
I got some cannabis, fasten a can of this herb, rather this
Anime craze dies a bit down but I'm a pessimist
The glass half empty, the anime fans steady
And growing in number, know this shit is too late already
I'm like a passenger passing a gauze in a bad manner of jacking her
Chloroform and I'm passing a Bill Cosby, I'm gassing her
Just laughing a storm, go get a catheter
And stick it up your anus you factitious ambassador
Got a pill in Ibiza, Japan otaku, no visa
Call this shit wack with a side of fries, hentai, gotta go fap then die
Never gonna toke this shit, I'm higher than Kirito on the final floor
I say goodbye and ja ne to everything that I've ever known
Taking a dive in this anime to find my purpose
In this life that I'm living, I look so calm but I'm nervous
Because I know this shit is wrong and that I'm swimming with serpents
You bet your ass otaku life is not what's seen on the surface
I dip my head into shame whenever I make a purchase
Another two figurines of anime without purpose
I lay em out on my desk, I hate myself as a person
I know there's places in hell reserved for otaku, I'm certain
And then I'm gone
And then I'm gone
And then I'm gone
Gone
Yeah
Shoujo stay ready, senpai got that fetti, I'm kami you dummy, my girl oppai heavy
Kore wa hentai and kami no senpai in Shibuya tensai as fuck I'm a legend
Random selection to choose at my bitches like Street Fighter Alpha but this is nonfiction
Prism surrounding my 2D-like figure, got figures my nigger and manga collections
Gundams and mechas keep me out of space with Konata, she love me cause I endorse echhi
In Akihabara, Harajuku flexing and finessing high as fuck just like the Jetsons
Texting girls through instant message, hiragana on my shirt flirting with fujoshi vixens
Raspberry hair dye, she dipped it, copped a daki just cause it's expensive
Figma on figma just waiting till December, ice princess with me chilling, Murikama
Through Pyrex vision, pixel missiles shot at buildings to knock em down and rebuild
We got Maya and 3DS Max and anon exists so we're always unmatched
My waifu and rifle kill all of my rivals, now I'm in Kyoto rocking a straw hat
Like Raiden or Ryu off Ninja Gaiden with maidens, they hating cause I got them racks
Don't even need to, my little niggers eat you
So I hope you get that message, I'm in Shibuya straight up flexing, wow!
Waifus on my mind, mind, waifus on my time, time
Trying to get it popping like that Nina, half past nine
Got your imouto with me and I'm her senpai to be
Posting hentai from the jet, yeah you know I'm doing me
Got that work, get that paper, say hello to a hater
Falco here, Shiki free, siscon gang fuck fuck with me
Swagging out, these kouhais love it, they asking senpai to rub it
And I'm not trying to be mean but senpai gotta come clean, like
I love my waifus every single fucking day
And you know this shit is real, real girl talk, no fucking play
I'mma use my senpai powers, take a world from shades of gray
Paint a new color on paper, gonna make it anime, may
I love my waifus every single fucking day
And you know this shit is real, real girl talk, no fucking play
I'mma use my senpai powers, take a world from shades of gray
Paint a new color on paper, gonna make it anime, may
Who you know spitting those anime verses, I keep it clean, we don't rehearse it
This shit is a joke in a literal sense so please don't be mad if you a hurt bitch
My life is a doujin, I'm not fucking joking, came straight out a manga, I spoke, bitch
I spilled my hentai in front of some cars, do you know the struggle I flirt with
Matter of fact, your senpai is back, put weeaboos inside a hearse, bitch
Odama rasengan all inside the pussy, kimochi, she asking for more, bitch
She saying she love me, she wanting to bump me, I think it's a matter of time
My sexual experience comes straight from that Fakku vanilla doujinshi I read up online
I love my waifus every single fucking day
And you know this shit is real, real girl talk, no fucking play
I'mma use my senpai powers, take a world from shades of gray
Paint a new color on paper, gonna make it anime, may
I love my waifus every single fucking day
And you know this shit is real, real girl talk, no fucking play
I'mma use my senpai powers, take a world from shades of gray
Paint a new color on paper, gonna make it anime, may
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A Japanese name?
I'll make it sound like Spanish!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!! >D
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Guy who lives in a gay world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just gay like him, inside and outside
Gay, his house, and a gay little window
And a gay corvette and everything is gay for him
And his self and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm gay and I would beat off a guy, and I would beat off a
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I have a gay house with a gay window
Gay is the color I thought that I'd wear
Gay are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so gay
Gay are the people here that walk around
Gay like my corvette, it's sitting outside
Gay are the words I say and what I think
Gay are the feelings that live inside me
I'm gay and I would beat off a guy and I would beat off a
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Guy and I would beat off a guy and I would beat off a
Guy and I would beat off a guy and I would beat off a
Guy and I would beat off a guy, inside and outside
Gay, his house, and a gay little window
And a gay corvette and everything is gay for him
And his self and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm gay and I would beat off a guy and I would beat off a
Guy and I would beat off a guy and I would beat off a
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What you're doing by my property
Oh, oh, hi, uh, my car broke down two miles
Down the road, I'm looking for a phone?
Ain't got, ain't got, ain't no phone
Oh okay, why don't you tell me where the town is?
Nearest town's about an hour north of here
My uncle could give you a ride... I suppose
Oh, great, is your uncle here?
Nope, gone fishing, he'll be back tomorrow
Well, you mind if I wait here?
Looks like you ain't got much choice
*sigh* I sure hope he ain't gonna throw a chainsaw
*urinates*
Oh, shit, I'm sorry. For what?
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
Especially since they're such good size and all
Yeah, I see that, daddy gave you good advice
It gets bigger when I pull on it
Mmm~
Sometimes I pull on it so hard
I rip the skin! rip, rip, rip, r-rip the skin!
Oh, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh
How not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth
Instead of your own hands. Will you show me?
I'd be right happy to
Yeah, ohh, yeah
Good cock sucker
She would look better if she was an anime girl
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They be fine as a motherfuck (anime pussy)
Yeah you know I stay thinking bout that (anime pussy)
I'mma fly to Japan and get some (anime pussy)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna fuck Bulma cause she got some big titties
Ash must be gay because he never fucked Misty
A water type bitch with that pussy on Squirtle
Got Hinata pregnant with my baby, she was fertile
Big titties, sexy ass and her hair purple
I wanna fuck, I don't care, you ain't no real person
I wish all the girls in the world were animized and liked
Playing Game Boy Color, well, I can fantasize, bout that
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They be fine as a motherfuck (anime pussy)
Yeah you know I stay thinking bout that (anime pussy)
I'mma fly to Japan and get some (anime pussy)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I got a crush on Chun Li cause that bitch is anime
Wanna suck on her tits, what else can I say
We don't care about no real girls, they can go away
Grab some anime comic books and jack the night away
Cute face, big eyes, hentai so fly
Got some anime girls, they all wet, never dry
Got some anime girls and they all Japanese
Living life to the fullest, it's my anime dream, getting
Anime pussy, an-anime pussy
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They be fine as a motherfuck (anime pussy)
Yeah you know I stay thinking bout that (anime pussy)
I'mma fly to Japan and get some (anime pussy)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah