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Every spliff I roll, I roll it big
Uh huh, screaming that's skunk
When I roll up the blunt, that's skunk
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
If you smoke this shit you'll be out for days
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
Yeah we smoking diesel, yeah we smoking kush
I just smoked some shit, I think they call it George Bush
It got me feeling dumb, got me feeling numb
I'm high, how much lower can the ceilings come
Above the clouds, flying next to planes
I got sour, you got lemon haze? let's exchange
My money like my weed, yeah I make it grow
I got everything you need, call me Trader Joe
I'm making dough so I smoke the finer trees
It got me seeing double so I call it Siamese
My lighter broke, I need some fire please
I got the munchies, let me get a chicken gyro and some fries with cheese
Uh huh, you know what it is
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big
Uh huh, screaming that's skunk
When I roll up the blunt, that's skunk
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
If you smoke this shit you'll be out for days
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
Kritikal's the name, KRT's the moniker
Catch me blowing on some chronic like it's a harmonica
Christmahanukwanza, girl, your boy has got the gift
I need some diesel fuel to give my rocket ship a lift
Some people call it piff, some people call it weed
Some people call it dank, some people just call it trees
Some people call it bud, some people call it skunk
Some people call it sir, can you open up the trunk?
Uh huh, you know what it is
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big
Uh huh, screaming that's skunk
When I roll up the blunt, that's skunk
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
If you smoke this shit you'll be out for days
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
Stay high like I'm supposed to be
At all times I need weed close to me
And you can smoke for free, I got a lot to share
I'll be smoking till I'm old in a rocking chair
Not a care, I got no stress
No seeds, smoke the best of the best
It needs to be decriminalized and legalized
Don't believe all of the bullshit, the media lies
Uh huh, you know what it is
Uh huh, you know what it is
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
If you smoke this shit you'll be out for days
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
Uh huh, you know what it is
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big
Uh huh, screaming that's skunk
When I roll up the blunt, that's skunk
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
If you smoke this shit you'll be out for days
Green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple
you didn't forget Poland, did you?
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame then, I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading
I am drowning, help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing, help me to breathe
I am falling, I am fading
I am drowning, help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing, help me to breathe
I am falling, I am fading
I am drowning, help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing, help me to breathe
Shining star
Shining star, hold me tight
Hold me in your arms tonight
Shining star, where you are
Right in my heart
Shining star, shine so bright
With your fire in the night
Shining star, won't you be
With me tonight
Shining star
Shining star
Shining star, hold me tight
Hold me in your arms tonight
Shining star, where you are
Right in my heart
Shining star, shine so bright
With your fire in the night
Shining star, won't you be
With me tonight
Shining star
Shining star
The night is young, let your colors show
Only high, there ain't no low
On your mark, get ready, set and go
We'll keep it tight
We will stay and party all night
There's no need to cry
We will party like a boss tonight
We're gonna dream and dance the night away
You and I, we're night and day
We're gonna dream and dance the night away
Come on, let's do it, come on and take it
Dream and dance the night away
You and I, we're night and day
We're gonna dream and dance the night away
Come on, let's do it, come on and take it
Raise your hand and touch the sky
Toes in the sand, we're feeling so alive
Skin on skin and eye to eye
Hold me close, right here by your side
The heat is on
We won't stop until break of dawn
Join the game, alright
We will party like a boss tonight
We're gonna dream and dance the night away
You and I, we're night and day
We're gonna dream and dance the night away
Come on, let's do it, come on and take it
We're gonna dream and dance the night away
You and I, we're night and day
We're gonna dream and dance the night away
Come on, let's do it, come on and take it
That is coming in the air
You know I swear
That I'll always be right there
I knew the time would come when I'd find
Someone else to love
I knew the time was mine when I found
You
As long as you want me, as long as you need me
I will always love you true, I will love you
Cause I truly believe
That you were made for me, I was made for you, ohh
As long as you want me
The story will never ever end
Cause as long as I live
I will remember you, remember you
As long as you want me
I will remember you, remember you
Cause I truly believe
I was born for you, I was born for you, ohh
As the sun will rise
I'll be standing by your side
If you need to hide
I will run with you, run with you
If you should call
I'll be there to catch your fall
When you feel sore
I will pray for you, pray for you
As long as you want me, as long as you need me
I will always love you true, I will love you
Cause I truly believe
That you were made for me, I was made for you, ohh
As long as you want me
The story will never ever end
Cause as long as I live
I will remember you, remember you
As long as you want me
As long as you need me
As long as you love me
I will remember you
Of my desire
Sensing a heat
You are on fire
Give me your heart
I'll give you my heart
Destiny calls
You'll satisfy
Let's take a chance
Nothing to lose
The rush of your love
Brings me to you
Take another breath and come with me
Take another look and you will see
Open up your heart and ride together
Into the night
Give another kiss, heaven knows
Give into my dreams and hold me close
Have a little care and won't you join me
Into the night
Into the night
Take another breath and come with me
Take another look and you will see
Open up your heart and ride together
Into the night
Give another kiss, heaven knows
Give into my dreams and hold me close
Have a little care and won't you join me
Into the night
Sometimes it's really rained
Lights are going again
Love comes through the morning
Feeling is right
Sometimes it's really rained
Lights are going again
Love comes through the morning
Into the night
Into the night
Into the night
Close your eyes
And see
Let us fly
So far away
I'll take you on
This dream with me
This is my melody
And I won't let you go
I won't let you fall
There's something that I can feel
This is my melody
And I won't let you go
I won't let you fall
There's something that I can feel
This is my melody
I will lead
You through the night
Come with me
You'll see
In this place
So far away
Just let go
And dream with me
This is my melody
And I won't let you go
I won't let you fall
There's something that I can feel
This is my melody
And I won't let you go
I won't let you fall
There's something that you should feel
This is my melody
This is my melody
This is my melody
Babe you make me feel so hot
Like a small butterfly, like a bird in the sky
Feels like a star that I'm not
You tell me things that I never knew
So what am I supposed to do
Running around like a little kid
One, two, three, and I'm here, here, here
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above and beyond you and I
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above you and I
Like a small paradise, like a scent of a spice
Yes I guess I understood
Like a flower so sweet, like a lover of me
Boy you make me feel so good
You tell me things that I never knew
So what am I supposed to do
Running around like a little kid
One, two, three, and I'm here, here, here
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above and beyond you and I
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above you and I
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above and beyond you and I
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above you and I
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above and beyond you and I
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above you and I
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above and beyond you and I
Like a dragonfly flying high in the sky
There is light above you and I
> true statements made by donald trump during yesterday's debate
"Well, he did say that we need to bring back Law & Order, and I agree with Stephen Colbert, I like that show a lot."
"So I guess there's that."
H: "should the american people have a right to see your tax returns, and why or why not?"
T: "i'm under audit so i can't release them! i'll release them when the audit's over!"
H: "but the IRS has said it's perfectly legal to release your tax returns while you are under audit"
T: "i'm under audit so i can't release them!"
C: "that's just not true; the IRS said you can"
T: "uh...um...uh...i'll release them when C releases 30,000 e-mails that don't exist anymore!!! yeah!!!"
And the crowd goes wild from the zinger!
"i'll release them when Obama releases his birth certificate!"
*Obama releases his long-form birth certificate*
*Trump doesn't release his tax returns*
Second edition:
"i'll release them when Obama releases his Columbia and Harvard application files!"
*Obama gives no fucks anymore*
i mean
C: "he built you a beautiful clubhouse and then you didn't pay him for his work"
T: "well maybe it wasn't very good????????"
yeah that happened like over a thousand times
or just most recently
remember that creepy song-and-dance act from those little girls during the primary?
Trump campaign: "can you perform for us pls"
Group manager: "sure, that'll be $2000"
Trump campaign: "can we instead pay you in giving you a table to sell your merchandise to the guests?"
Group manager: "okay sure"
*day of the event*
*table does not exist*
wheeeeee lelelelelelelelel.bmp
Squirmy squirm! but suddenly everything changed
Squirmy squirm! with the power of the leech hime
Squirmy squirm! we have been given squirming
Do you love me enough or do you love her
I'm such a loving leech don't you know
No way, she's a slug, I'm the true leech, desu!
My heart keeps beating for you
With the power of leech we'll squirm to justice
We'll suck the lives out of crime
I love you, who do you choose, squirm squirm squirm squirm
Squirm, desu nee
Soon I'll have you squirming in my bed
No, you'll be in mine, I'm ready for you, desu!
Oh, yeah
She's just a dime and I'm a silver dollar
Even though we fight we will unite together
With the power of squirm we will ignite together
I'll prove myself to him and with time
Even though we fight we will unite together
With the power of squirm we will ignite together
To test the true destiny of love I will leech off of you
Squirm!
Motherfuckers talk shit, I'mma punch em in the dick, pow!
Punch em in the dick, punch em in the dick
Motherfuckers talk shit, I'mma punch em in the dick!
Yo, look at that chump, see the way that he struts
Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts
Just pop a squat, start lettin of the shots
Like knock knock knock! just cold cock his cock
To all the cock knockers, nut crackers, ball breakers
Peter beaters, keep on boxing them baby makers
With a sock to the jock, better make that a double
Just a couple rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle and he'll buckle!
If you're in trouble give him some urine trouble
Hand him his balls and tell him, "better learn to juggle!"
Turn his pebbles into rubble, make him wonder what might've been
Make it so the south will never rise again
Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
But watch your crotch cause soon the losers will be the wieners
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones who go straight for the penis!
So punch him in the dick, what? punch him in the dick, what?
Motherfucker talk shit, I'mma punch him in the dick, pow!
Punch him in the dick, punch him in the dick
Motherfucker talk shit, I'mma punch him in the dick!
Punch him in the dick, what! punch him in the dick, what!
Motherfucker talk shit, I'mma punch him in the dick, pow!
Punch him in the dick, punch him in the dick
You motherfuckers talk shit, I'mma punch him in the dick!
I'll give your willy a welt like you ain't never felt
Soon as you've knelt, I'mma pelt you below the belt
Like bang! bust him in the wang like it ain't no thang!
Now you really can't hang!
But you ain't gotta be a dude, shit, I'll dick punch a chick
Cause I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick
Whether Suzy Home Maker or a floozy home wrecker
I'mma deck her in the pecker motherfecker!
It could be yo momma, better be no drama
You could be the Dalai Lama, I'mma still put it on ya!
With a right, left, right, left, you're dick punched!
Then you say, "god damn, my shit's crunched!"
Scrotum? hell, it damn near killed him!
I don't care if you live in Bodom, man, forget about the children!
You ain't gotta know kung fu to bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war?
Just punch em in the dick, what! punch em in the dick, what!
Motherfuckers talk shit, straight punch em in the dick, pow!
Punch em in the dick, punch em in the dick
You motherfuckers talk shit, straight punch em in the dick!
Just punch em in the dick, what! punch em in the dick, what!
Motherfuckers talk shit, straight punch em in the dick, pow!
Punch em in the dick, punch em in the dick
You motherfuckers talk shit, punch em in the dick!
We got a brand new dance, it's called,
"Punch his ass right in the dick"
We got a brand new dance, it's called,
"Punch his ass right in the dick"
Any of you snotty kids be talking shit
I'mma drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a plentiful, you bet your rear end it'll
Sting when I start swinging on your genitals
Cause then it'll swell up, all out of proportion
Looking like an eggplant forced in through your foreskin
Never mind abortion, forget vasectomy
I got your birth control, pow! nut check, homie!
Yo, I'll punch God in the dick, I'll punch Mary in the dick
I'll punch Jesus Christ in the dick
I'll punch Cheney in the dick, I'll punch Powell in his colon
I'll punch George in his bush, I'll punch Condoleeza Rice in the dick!
Punch em in the dick, what! punch em in the dick, what!
Motherfuckers talk shit, straight punch em in the dick, pow!
Punch em in the dick, punch em in the dick
You motherfuckers talk shit, I'mma punch em in the dick, pow!
Punch em in the dick, uh! punch em in the dick, uh!
Motherfuckers talk shit, straight punch em in the dick, pow!
Punch em in the dick, punch em in the dick
You motherfuckers talk shit, yo, punch em in the dick!
Fitna punch em in the dick, watch me punch em in the dick
Love to punch em in the dick, born to punch em in the dick
Forever punch em in the dick, sucker punch em in the dick
Fruit punch em in the dick, Hawaiian punch em in the motherfucking
Dick!
The island of Koridai. Hm, how can we help?
Ahem, it is written, "only Link
Can defeat Ganon"
Great, I'll grab my stuff!
There is no time, your sword is enough
There is no time, your sword is enough
Your sword is enough, your sword is enough
We're off! squadalee, squadala! squadalee, squadala!
Squadalee, squadala! squadalee, squadala!
Squadalee, squadala! squadalee, squadala!
Squadalee, squadala!
Well done, Ganon is imprisoned
Come, look, Koridai's returning to harmony
Wow! the birds are singing, isn't it beautiful?
Golly! and it is written, "you are the hero of Koridai!"
I won! see how Harlequin captures Koridian?
You lose. You have the vision to find my house
You lose. At least peace has drew me to Ganon
Go with many blessings, see how Militron makes his warriors
Look what has happened, and see, Goronu
We're off! squadalee, squadala! squadalee, squadala!
Squadalee, squadala! squadalee, squadala!
Squadalee, squadala! squadalee, squadala!
Squadalee, squadala!
at least while the cameras were rolling
yet he still managed to kick more than one puppy
so does waluigi
but then waluigi hates everything
Would you still be mine
If I sacrificed my soul
Would you turn back time
Cause maybe my heart beats things away
When you touch me a young
Sensation, vibration
It all comes rushing through my veins
It feels just like that night
When you danced with me and you looked into my eyes
It feels just like that night
When you held me so tight, held me so tight
It feels just like that night
When you kissed me deep and the stars were shining bright
It feels just like that night
When I've fallen in love, maybe I've fallen in love
If you looked inside my mind
You would feel my pain
But time has come for you to change
Before I lose my way
Cause maybe I know deep inside me I'm strong
I can make it but then
I see you, I feel you
It all comes rushing back to me
It feels just like that night
When you danced with me and you looked into my eyes
It feels just like that night
When you held me so tight, held me so tight
It feels just like that night
When you kissed me deep and the stars were shining bright
It feels just like that night
When I've fallen in love, maybe I've fallen in love
In love
You held me so tight
So tight that night
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, it feels just like that night
When you danced with me and you looked into my eyes
It feels just like that night
When you held me so tight, held me so tight
It feels just like that night
When you kissed me deep and the stars were shining bright
It feels just like that night
When I fall in love, maybe I've fallen in love