Images you know you'll never use. (Now NSFW)

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• Bee

  2015-12-16 01:56:12

  I'd be sad too if my food turned sapient.
• lrdgck

  2015-12-16 17:53:58

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  Meanwhile, in Poland:

  

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• lrdgck

  2015-12-19 19:19:18

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  Doublepost because current events.

  
• Bee

  2015-12-19 21:57:46

  Speaking of current events...

  
  

  
  
• Stormtroper

  2015-12-20 02:08:30

  

  
  

  
  

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• Bee

  2015-12-20 08:57:59

  

  
  

  ♪ WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION ♫

  ♫ WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION ♪
• Naas_Human

  2015-12-20 11:57:19

  http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/I'm_Gonna_Spend_My_Christmas_With_A_Dalek

  Huh.
• Naas_Human

  2015-12-22 21:36:05

  
• lrdgck

  2015-12-23 15:42:09

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  A bit too large to just post it here as a picture
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-23 17:12:17 edited 2015-12-23 17:12:31

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  lrdgck wrote: »

  A bit too large to just post it here as a picture

  
  
  
  I was gonna facepalm at a dirty joke but then it turned out to be quite a bit more entertaining than that.
  
• Naas_Human

  2015-12-24 20:22:28

  
• lrdgck

  2015-12-25 20:36:47

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  ^^ For some inexplicable reason I thought of you as the Grumpy Cat doing that "at first I was like" routine. I searched for that on the 'Net for a while, but alas, didn't find anything. 

  Oh, and I was supposed to post this for some Christmas mood:

  
• Naas_Human

  2015-12-26 19:41:49

  
• lrdgck

  2015-12-27 18:16:07

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  A bit late to post it as a joke, but still in the season to post in general:

  
• InsanityAddict

  2015-12-27 21:06:08

  Diet NEET

  I'm okay with Satan replacing Black Pete. 
• lrdgck

  2015-12-28 12:57:09

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  
• Bee

  2015-12-28 20:51:19

  Left side near the middle.  Also lol
• lrdgck

  2015-12-28 21:29:53 edited 2015-12-28 21:34:25

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  It's all relative.

  

  ...hey, wait a minute... There are Einstein action figures?!

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  Edit: also, this. I hope this will be enough of a dirty joke for Glenn this time.

  
• Bee

  2015-12-28 21:40:38

  Sticking a lightsaber in your pocket seems like an unwise idea for the same reason as sticking a loaded gun in your pants.
• lrdgck

  2015-12-28 22:24:25

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  Perhaps it has some safety stuff on it, like guns. But I'm no Warsie.
• Bee

  2015-12-29 04:33:47

  That was actually kinda cool in the movie, that when a Jedi got sent flying or the saber got knocked out of their hand, it turned off automatically.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-30 02:41:03

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  I have a hunch that that sticker was placed there intentionally.
  
• Bee

  2015-12-30 03:17:17

  obligatory

  http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/3488-the-50-funniest-sticker-placements-ever/
  
• lrdgck

  2015-12-30 12:15:06

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  "Jew wipes". It just had to be for jewelry, eh?

  I saw that "anal fantasy" cat before (I think I even posted it here), but all of this is pretty good. Some of them make you wonder if it's real deal or porn parody. "Medal of Ho: European Ass", that's some ecksde level stuff.
• Bee

  2015-12-30 21:31:33

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-30 23:39:19

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Well I used this once, for a Hummingbird meme, but that's about all the use it'll ever have I think.
  
  
  
• Bee

  2015-12-31 05:56:55 edited 2015-12-31 06:04:25

  Minor Force Awakens spoilers:

  http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/19/89/5af1cbf6e2882ef4a32b57ff78376488.gif
  
• Naas_Human

  2015-12-31 09:32:09

  

  I wonder how bootleg merchandise people arrive at these names.
• Bee

  2015-12-31 20:12:48

  Google Translate says that roughly means Cartoon King Kong.
• Naas_Human

  2016-01-01 10:02:43 edited 2016-01-01 10:02:54

  That's interesting, considering what I found not far from that: