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  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Austrangtzembourg?
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    mekuzki, become gendum
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    edited 2015-11-24 22:37:42
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Did I post it before?


    ----

    Why hello!

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Doubleposting now, the rest of my readied pics will wait for later.

  • BeeBee
    I don't get the fourth one, but the rest are funny.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Epee is for gays, rapier is like, at least gays have the decency to keep to a single target. Any jokes about horny Italians are also welcome.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    It should also be clarified that the first is a "feather sword" -- a kind of "safe" blunt steel sparring tool often favoured by historical and modern longsword practitioners. The enlarged mass just beyond the hilt allows it to behave like a proper sword in one's hands, but its narrowness along the rest of the blade prevents its strikes from delivering too much kinetic impact. 

    Basically, it's usually considered the best combination of "non-lethal" and "accurate handling" by many practitioners. There's some room for argument there, but there's no doubt it's a really good option. 
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    edited 2015-11-29 13:55:00
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    mid-2000s TV CGI sure was something
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    So, as I said, I've kept some pictures for later and later is when somebody else posts in the thread.



    What can I say, been reading TumblrInAction recently. This one is even funnier:



    There was also a picture devoted to the issue of that rocket nerd's choice of clothing.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^ Is the joke of the first one the fact that Fallout 4 is a Steam game that only uses the disc for preloading data for first install?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Looks like an XBone case to me. 
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    The proper response is to do a derailing guilt trip using slaveryfootprint.org.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    That picture is not complete without the part were the deranged redpiller shows up:



    That said, while looking for that picture I found out there's more to the story.

    Besides that:



  • BeeBee
    Reading the rest of the story, I still hope she's single after that, but for the opposite reason.  The guy sounds like a massive douche.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2015-12-03 05:09:12
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Because I only watch good things. 
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    I agree about the deranged redpiller. "Hello? Police? My girlfriend cut up my Fallout 4 disc! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'SO WHAT?'?!?!?"
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Free the Whales
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
  • BeeBee
    oh so thats where nohay went
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    edited 2015-12-05 19:59:29
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  • BeeBee
    Pfft.  That last one XD
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2015-12-06 02:24:45
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Bee wrote: »
    oh so thats where nohay went



    I've seen another pic like that.

    Someone once had a porn pic but with The Rock covering the naughty bits.  Said person asked whether someone else could give them the unphotoshopped version.

    The response was to provide just The Rock, without the porn pic in the back.

    Seems like it disappeared from the internet, so I threw it back up somewhere.

    pC6sChw.jpg
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    The newest trick in child development:

  • BeeBee
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Dammit, I hear buzzing.
  • BeeBee
    This entire tumblr.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

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    This one is probably better to watch enlarged.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    smokin torino hood
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
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