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You would never guess what this is:
It's a cemetery on aerial photography... if the random guy from the Internet who posted it is to be believed.
If you say that you multiply the length by the width, you are an 8th grader.
If, however...
...you draw a picture of someone thinking, you are the class clown.
...you say the area is 15 (without units), you might suck at science in high school.
...you add a diagram with the pool table, and label its dimensions, and draw an arrow from the area variable A to the region of the rectangle which is shaded (all of it), and note that L=5' and W=3', you might become a mathematician.
...you add a diagram with the pool table, but write out the steps you take all in prose, with a few equations interspersed, you might become a teacher.
...you write a diatribe about how this question reflects a substandard education system, you might become a sociologist.
I was going to add something along the lines of
"...you describe the steps you take in iambic pentameter, then you're reading too much epic poetry"
but I was not sure how serious you are.
About as serious as the two cows joke, so feel free to keep going.
I don't think I'll have many more ideas, so I'll post a Spurdo. Never too much Spurdo.
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Ekoro uses Heaven Mobile, which has the fastest 4G service in the entire world.
And for the last, an apparition of Pepe bestowed on a certain netizen was the final proof of a calling to wizarddom: