Tennessee attorney sues Apple for 'enabling porn addiction' and his wife leaving him

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• Kraken

  2013-07-26 00:14:50 edited 2013-07-26 00:15:58

  
  

  “As human beings themselves, Apple employees know that a man is born full of harmonies and attacked to by women engaging in sexual acts with the intent to cause vicarious arousal.”

  
  

  
  

  Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-07-26 00:17:33 edited 2013-07-26 00:18:16

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Unless this little jerk has been a prodigious composer since his youth, I doubt that he was born full of harmonies.

  
  

  Also, I can't stop laughing.  I think I should sue this guy for causing me to lose time, sleep, and productivity for causing me to laugh this hard.
• Bastion

  2013-07-26 03:59:45

  smote

  
  

  The rest of the document, which can be read in full here, covers topics ranging from cocaine use to 9/11, as well as taking in the utopian state of life in the 1950s and the effect of gays serving in the military. As Sevier declares: “The human heart is what is at stake.”

  
  

  
  

  fnord
• Herma_Mora

  2013-07-26 09:33:15 edited 2013-07-26 09:35:46

  You can practically feel the neckbeard growing...
• JHM

  2013-07-27 23:56:16

  Here, There, Everywhere

  WHAT.

  
  

  *incoherent babbling*
• fourteenwings

  2013-07-28 11:05:22

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  
  

  Buyers over the age of 18 who wish to unlock the internet would be free to write to Apple and sign a form showing that they recognise the dangers of pornography.

  
  

  [...]

  
  

  His wife abducted his son and disappeared, which was a subsequent consequence of Apple’s decision to sell its computers not on ‘safe mode.

  
  

  
  

  Darn it where are my Sassy Massie GIFs <_<
• InsanityAddict

  2013-07-28 14:16:14

  Diet NEET

  http://www.scribd.com/doc/153168246/Chris-Sevier-Apple-Complaint

  
  

  This whole document is a perfect illustration of how the cancer of an external locus of control can seep into someone's psyche.
  
  
• Counterclock

  2013-07-28 18:14:58

  Belief

  
  

  "recognise the dangers of pornography."

  
  

  
  

  Forget the war on terror, we need a war on pornography!
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-07-28 20:53:40

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  
• Central Avenue

  2013-07-29 00:09:24

  Heh.

  
  

  "With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Porn!"