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Tennessee attorney sues Apple for 'enabling porn addiction' and his wife leaving him

FuschlatzFuschlatz
edited 2013-07-25 22:21:20 in Meatspace
A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

Now THIS is hilarious.

Comments

  • KrakenKraken
    edited 2013-07-26 00:15:58

    “As human beings themselves, Apple employees know that a man is born full of harmonies and attacked to by women engaging in sexual acts with the intent to cause vicarious arousal.”



    Live like a windrammer as you fuck.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2013-07-26 00:18:16
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Unless this little jerk has been a prodigious composer since his youth, I doubt that he was born full of harmonies.


    Also, I can't stop laughing.  I think I should sue this guy for causing me to lose time, sleep, and productivity for causing me to laugh this hard.

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    The rest of the document, which can be read in full here, covers topics ranging from cocaine use to 9/11, as well as taking in the utopian state of life in the 1950s and the effect of gays serving in the military. As Sevier declares: “The human heart is what is at stake.”



    fnord

  • Herma_MoraHerma_Mora
    edited 2013-07-26 09:35:46

    You can practically feel the neckbeard growing...

  • JHMJHM
    Here, There, Everywhere

    WHAT.


    *incoherent babbling*

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    Buyers over the age of 18 who wish to unlock the internet would be free to write to Apple and sign a form showing that they recognise the dangers of pornography.


    [...]


    His wife abducted his son and disappeared, which was a subsequent consequence of Apple’s decision to sell its computers not on ‘safe mode.



    Darn it where are my Sassy Massie GIFs <_<

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/153168246/Chris-Sevier-Apple-Complaint


    This whole document is a perfect illustration of how the cancer of an external locus of control can seep into someone's psyche.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief

    "recognise the dangers of pornography."



    Forget the war on terror, we need a war on pornography!

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    Heh.


    "With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Porn!"

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