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• Ironweaver

  2013-01-04 19:21:27

  if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

  
  

  Uuuuh... I'm guessing it's supposed to show what kind of service you won't get in that bank... I think.

  
  

  
  

  Aaaand we have a winner. 
• ClockworkUniverse

  2013-01-04 19:24:22

  OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

  Well, I coughed so hard I vomited. So...not working tomorrow either, then.
• lrdgck

  2013-01-04 19:25:36 edited 2013-01-04 19:30:18

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  
  

  Aaaand we have a winner.  

  
  

  
  

  \m/ \m/ \m/

  
  

  (For the record, nobody can claim I understood it. The only word I got was "Banka", which I'm pretty sure you'd get as well. The worst you can say is that it's some sort of subliminal cultural understanding, whose existence I doubt.)

  
  

   

  
  

  Have another ad, "Time for a new apartment?":

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  (how do these links work, anyway?)
• nohaynicklibre

  2013-01-04 19:56:00

  Kichigai birthday!!

  Well, if InsanityAddict can have that as his avatar then I can have Hitler-chan.
• Ironweaver

  2013-01-04 20:15:01

  if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

  Tito-chan FTW.
• Bastion

  2013-01-04 20:17:12

  smote

  Finally getting through my writer's block. Partly by being better about staying off tumblr, and mostly by just having the story veer in an odd direction to cut through the bs.

  
  

  Just hope the person this is supposed to be a gift for is okay with it being a few days late.

  
  

  #yntkt
• nohaynicklibre

  2013-01-04 20:19:24

  Kichigai birthday!!

  ^^ I should have Franco but I didn't really like her drawing
• ClockworkUniverse

  2013-01-04 20:21:59

  OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

  
  

  (how do these links work, anyway?)

  
  

  
  

  Vanilla is stupid, so they auto-embed only if they're the first line.
• Ironweaver

  2013-01-04 20:31:56

  if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

  Holy shit, they also did Milošević.

  
  

  

  
  

  Now I can't make a choice.
• Noimporta

  2013-01-04 20:33:28 edited 2013-01-04 20:42:03

  
  

  what's so weird about it?

  
  

  
  

  That people whose entire interaction is made through digital media still send each other christmas cards, even around the globe.
• nohaynicklibre

  2013-01-04 20:37:03

  Kichigai birthday!!

  Tito is best. 

  
  

  t. moe dictators expert

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   
• ClockworkUniverse

  2013-01-04 20:38:24

  OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

  
  

  christmas cars

  
  

  
  

  Wow, sending those must be really expensive.
• Noimporta

  2013-01-04 20:43:27

  I have no idea of what you're talking about.
• Saturn

  2013-01-04 20:47:23

  Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

  There should be like, Hetalia but all things that REALLY shouldn't be personified, all moe.
• MadassAlex

  2013-01-04 20:48:39

  One foot in front of the other, every day.

  Now I'm just thinking of a moefied Third Crusade. 
• MillerCross

  2013-01-04 21:26:45

  You can change. You can.

  #yntkt

  
  

  you can take the kid out of tumblr...
• Bastion

  2013-01-04 21:33:33

  smote

  Kid? I'm like eight years older than you. #settingyouuptoquoteindie #asagoodfrienddoes
• Forzare

  2013-01-04 21:36:40

  Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

  #andinthatmomentiswearweweretumblr
• MillerCross

  2013-01-04 21:43:54 edited 2013-01-04 21:44:16

  You can change. You can.

  It's not the years, it's the mileage. #answeringtodemandsforindyquotes #asbestfriendsdo
• All Nines

  2013-01-04 22:49:30

  Has friends besides tanks now

  #obligatoryhashtaggingoutsideoftwittercomplaint
• Crimson

  2013-01-04 23:11:09

  Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

  #thisisasobnoxiousaspotholingontvtropes
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-01-04 23:18:02

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  > #twitterusers

  
  

   

  
  

  Anyhow, Vanilla's current version used to process links and videos properly but I don't know why it doesn't do that anymore.

  
  

  That said, what did I just watch in that Lenin ad
• fourteenwings

  2013-01-05 02:50:02

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  
• Legionnaire

  2013-01-05 02:52:14 edited 2013-01-05 02:52:50

  IJAM: Everything to do with this video.
• Crimson

  2013-01-05 03:11:41

  Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

  ^That is like candy to my sleep deprived brain.
• Nova

  2013-01-05 03:14:26

  If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

  the accent and broken english make it 10x funnier
• Kraken

  2013-01-05 03:18:17

  Fourteen: None of them are as funny as Santa bringing to Japan the gift of Dance.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-01-05 03:31:26

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  the accent and broken english make it 10x funnier
• fourteenwings

  2013-01-05 03:57:15

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  ^^ I like genetically modified alien dog.

  
  

  Also, I'll never unsee chicken!Momoiro Clover Z...
• lrdgck

  2013-01-05 07:13:59

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  Do you guys remember the Daughter of Ronald Macdonald? And the rest of Japanese Mac ads. BTW, DJ Santa is not only cool, but also surprisingly sane. Unlike the alien man-hound.