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Firebert · 2012-10-01 01:29:27

Exactly, his workouts are more intensive than most. So even his resting metabolism is crazy, hence Michael Phelps meals on steroids.

Schitzo · 2012-10-01 03:24:36

*hums Chariots of Fire*

Nova · 2012-10-01 03:34:09

MadassAlex · 2012-10-01 03:50:59

That second picture is simply glorious.

Especially "He's bread, Jim".

Nova · 2012-10-01 03:55:07

JESUS CRUST

Bee · 2012-10-01 04:08:49

When I got to "He's bread, Jim" I laughed hard enough to wake up the bird. She gave me a really dirty look and crested imperiously.

Speaking of cockatoos, I know it's not an image but this is worth posting.

Schitzo · 2012-10-01 11:53:59

My cousin's cockatoo used to do that. To Municipal Waste, no less XD

Nightwire · 2012-10-02 15:06:38

It makes so much sense now.

Bee · 2012-10-02 15:10:20

Wait though. They were playing with their own toys too and nothing happened!

MillerCross · 2012-10-02 15:32:26

They didn't play. They just pointed out that one looks fat and the other is cute.

Icalasari · 2012-10-03 03:03:23

This is a real live human being

D8

Crimson · 2012-10-03 09:51:50

@Icalasari: I've seen that before. Those "doll people" give a fascinating (though unfortunately unintentional) commentary on how fucked up our standards of beauty are. I mean, if she dropped one or two things, she would be considered incredibly attractive.

Icalasari · 2012-10-03 12:59:29

^ The waist, the anime eyes, the porcelian skin...

Firebert · 2012-10-03 17:06:35

Icalasari · 2012-10-03 17:16:14

All Nines · 2012-10-03 17:29:05

:allears:

Firebert · 2012-10-03 17:49:38

Bee · 2012-10-03 18:02:04

Awwwwww... T_T

MadassAlex · 2012-10-03 18:16:17

That's beautiful.

Bee · 2012-10-03 18:29:10

On that note, this is inside the Little Church of Keystone, Nebraska.

With permission from the Pope, there was a Protestant altar on one side (IIRC mostly for Lutherans, though also used by a few Presbyterians), a Catholic one on the other, and the backboards of the pews rotated over the top so the seats could face either direction depending on whose service was being performed.

Firebert · 2012-10-03 22:47:54

Bee · 2012-10-04 00:45:14

This is a brinicle:

When Antarctic salt ice melts, the thickest brine melts first. Denser than the surrounding seawater, it sinks in columns. As the melted brine is still colder than the freezing point of the surrounding seawater, a tube of ice forms around the sinking brine and slowly pokes downward as an icy finger. When it touches bottom, the brine freezes rivulets of icy death across the sea floor, killing pretty much everything caught in it.

fourteenwings · 2012-10-04 13:33:41

Bee · 2012-10-04 16:34:28

Oh my god I was totally thinking this the whole time XD

ClockworkUniverse · 2012-10-04 18:14:06

Firebert · 2012-10-04 19:01:16

Icalasari · 2012-10-05 05:42:54

I installed a mod that adds a sort of Super Mario world to Skyrim

Between the Prize Wheel giving me the ability to craft nigh on any armour in the game - ancient falmer stuff, the ancient shrouded armour, the artherium stuff, hold guard stuff, etc., the enemies actually being tiny men in suits, thus allowing me to slit the throat of, say, a giant snowball, bad level design, and jumping puzzles that dear god why are they in Skyrim, the thing that bothered me the most?