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"In the kitchen" jokes.

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-09-30 22:11:47 in General
[tɕagɛn]
Goddamit internet, they weren't funny when they were invented and they sure as hell aren't funny now.
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Comments

  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    The Internet functions on anti-humour.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Oh no, they are funny sometimes.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    No, they're not. I have never found a single one funny. They're all chauvinist, have the aura of "fuck women they are inferior to men", and are basically perpetrated by guys who are closet misogynists but want to "joke" about it so they can continue justifying their opression of women for no good reason.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    I'm far more offended that people think this is funny after the 968th time.
  • JackMackerelJackMackerel
    EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT. I GOT THIS
    I find them humorous when chucked at misandrist radical feminists.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    What about "make me a sammich" jokes? I know actual women that laugh at, and make, those.
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-09-30 22:20:46
    $80+ per session
    Please, Chagen. You can't honestly believe the people that make these jokes REALLY think women should be oppressed.

    Oh hey, those black people sure love friend chicken. They should be enslaved and I totally believe this, seriously.

    ^ Exactly.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "I'm far more offended that people think this is funny after the 968th time."

    That's my point.

    I mean, jesus, when you're literally the 700th person to make a stupid joke in a youtube comment, it's not worth it.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Vivi: It toes the line.

    Also, thoss youtube commentators probably do believe it.

    "What about "make me a sammich" jokes? I know actual women that laugh at, and make, those."

    Those aren't funny either.

    Sexist jokes are not funny. Ever. There are so many better gags you can pull--I've never resorted to one myself.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    6 people ought to be relegated to the kitchen
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    You can't honestly believe the people that make these jokes REALLY think women should be oppressed.


    Not overtly, no.
  • ColorPrinterColorPrinter
    edited 2011-09-30 22:24:50
    ʍɥɐʇ po ʎon ɔɐll ɐ ɾoʞǝ ʍıʇɥonʇ ɐ dnuɔɥlıuǝ
    5 people need to make me a sandwich

    EDIT: DAMN IT, ninja'd, now it's not funny
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    edited 2011-09-30 22:25:20
    Poot dispenser here
    "youtube comment"

    NOT BEEG SURPRISE

    ^
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Sexist jokes can be funny.

    Especially when Clocky's around. :3c

    Like all humour, context is key.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Whose fault is it when a women gets hit by a car? The driver. He should never have tried to drive in the kitchen.
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-09-30 22:27:11
    $80+ per session
    Silly men. You belong in the office! File these tax reports!

    Q. Why did the woman cross the road?

    A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I won't laugh at any of those "jokes" (As a person who practices the art of comedy, I do not wish to ordain these abortions with the title of "jokes"), no matter how hard you try.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Chagen, what do you think is funny?

    Also

    The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Sexist jokes can be funny.


    We're not talking about sexist humor, we're talking about a subset of jokes that are never, ever funny because the punchline is ALWAYS the same.
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    Poot dispenser here
    ^This.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I find a lot of things funny. Let me think about the jokes in Assholes Get All The Bitches.

    But a lot of my jokes are based on snark, irony, or "deconstructions", for lack of a better term.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I heard that humor is subjective...

    But when I went south, they told me my type wasn't allowed around them der parts.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-09-30 22:31:21
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ^^^^ Not the way Chagen is parsing his thoughts.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >youtube comment

    Quoth Malk

    http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii17/Neo_Crimson/ohyou.gif">
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    "As a person who practices the art of comedy, I do not wish to ordain these abortions with the title of "jokes""

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    Any way, my wife set up a website for the prevention of domestic violence. She got 200 hits in the first hour.

  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-09-30 22:33:08
    $80+ per session
    Clocky, I can't see you being disliked in the south.

    ^ That's my favorite one.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Conductor, I don't crack jokes on the fora because they fall flat without intonation. Most of my humor is making people chuckle mildly through snarky characters.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss

    "I heard that humor is subjective..."

    For some reason, whenever I see that line, I imagine that being pleaded by a stand-up comedian on the receiving end of heckles and rotten fruit. Must have hung around Tvtropes too much.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Did you know, that hyperbolism is a form of humor.
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