I was helping my sister move into boarding school...

Malkavian · 2011-09-11 22:31:27

And a teacher comes by and asks if I am her father. Do I really look that old? =(

Counterclock · 2011-09-11 22:32:51

I like you looking mature <3

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-11 22:33:42

How old are you? If you're not drinking age yet, you could use this to your advantage.

Bob · 2011-09-11 22:34:10

pics or it didn't happen

MadassAlex · 2011-09-11 22:34:18

Did you get the beard back? That might explain it.

I hope you have the beard back.

Malkavian · 2011-09-11 22:36:39

I kind of sort have the beard back.

Also well over drinking age.

Bob · 2011-09-11 22:37:33

...Malk is older than Gelz?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-11 22:37:54

Ah. My mistake. I can never keep forum people's ages straight.

Malkavian · 2011-09-11 22:38:43

I make like half my posts while inebriated. XD

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-11 22:39:18

That doesn't necessarily preclude being under drinking age :P

Malkavian · 2011-09-11 22:45:25

My dad isn't quite that awesome.

Bob · 2011-09-11 22:46:59

No one said anything about your dad. >.P

wannabeotaking · 2011-09-11 23:14:25

If it's any consolation being older than you look kinda sucks too

MadassAlex · 2011-09-11 23:16:10

Yeah, that.

Malkavian · 2011-09-11 23:17:49

The thing is I think I do look younger than I actually am which is why the comment mystified me.

Bob · 2011-09-11 23:18:53

How old are you?

Malkavian · 2011-09-11 23:20:12

24

Bob · 2011-09-11 23:21:07

Oh. So, you look like a high-schooler or something?

Malkavian · 2011-09-11 23:24:52

I suppose. I just know people take my ID when I by booze and make several glances and sometimes even ask in the manager.

Vivi · 2011-09-12 00:19:25

>walks in

>not about Malk's hot sister

>leaves

Malkavian · 2011-09-12 14:47:09

She's fifteen, dude.

Ian, if you will?

Vivi · 2011-09-12 14:48:02

I'm 17. Your point?

Chagen · 2011-09-12 14:48:17

"She's fifteen, dude."

~~Well, that means I can date her~~

IanExMachina · 2011-09-12 14:49:07

@Vivi

>I make like half my posts while inebriated. XD

Good call.

Malkavian · 2011-09-12 18:32:22

You can date her Chagen

For the fifteen minutes before I rip out your trachea.

TheConductor · 2011-09-12 18:34:56

Thump.

Chagen · 2011-09-12 18:41:30

"For the fifteen minutes before I rip out your trachea."

~~But I have no interest in having sex with her~~

(Despite being a joke, the above is actually true....I really don't have any interest in sexual relations with anybody)

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-09-12 18:42:18

warblegarble

Malkavian · 2011-09-12 19:00:03

>Implying having sex is what I'd be worried about.

Chagen · 2011-09-12 19:14:48

Isn't that what most brothers worry about for their sisters....?

Or do I need to stop reading Freud

IanExMachina · 2011-09-12 20:10:22

I think you should stop reading Freud due to the fact his works are largely discredited by the majority.

Howdy, Stranger!

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