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I'm scared of Bobs new posting joke

TheConductorTheConductor
edited 2011-07-14 18:32:11 in General
Hey Bob! What are you?
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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I know that feel, dawg.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-14 21:06:49
    ^^BILLY MAYS MOTHER THATS WHAT I AM

    ^CHEAP DOMINICAN HOOKER

    vSLUT

    vvDUMBASS
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    :<
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    ^ Quit being soo beautiful :3
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Me next, me next!
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-14 18:37:23
    ^^^MIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRROR

    ^WANNABE JAPANESE SPICE GIRL
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    And bob was ninja'd

    Pfft, there goes my subscription to the "Bob and friends" magazine.

    As well as all this merchandise for the cheap cheap cost of $3.19
  • BobBob
    RESUBSCRIBE IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A FREE SNUGGIE, PUSSY
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Hi bob
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    ^^But you still won't value me as a consumer of your valuables -_-
  • RaddRadd
    This will never get old.
  • BobBob
    ^^BITCH OF COURSE WE VALUE YOUR STUPID ASS AS A CONSUMER OF OUR VALUABLES NOW SHUT UP AND VALUE OUR CONSUMABLES YOU FUCKING SLUT
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I said hi bob
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Do me! Do me!
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-07-14 19:36:57
    Belief
    @Bob: I ALREADY VALUED YOUR CHEAP ASS SHIT WITH MY MONEY, I'M NOT BUYING ANOTHER BROKEN FLASHLIGHT FOR THE CHEAP PRICE OF $1.93 YOU HEAR ME?
  • BobBob
    ^^^Madotsuki +Blanket = Penitsuki

    ^LOOK FUCKFACE, THAT FLASHLIGHT WAS IN PERFECT CONDITION WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT, DON'T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOUR FAT LAZY ASS CAN'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR PROPERTY CORRECTLY, NOW SHUT UP AND GIVE US YOUR MONEY
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Don't mind me just passing through.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I ASKED THE DELIVERY MAN, HE SAID HE COULD HEAR RATTLING AROUND AS HE MOVED THE BOX, I'LL HAPPILY GIVE YOU MY MONEY WHEN IT'S FOR SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY WORTH MY HARD-EARNED MONEY!
  • BobBob
    WELL HOW ABOUT TAKING THAT MONEY AND SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS, AND IF YOUR LUCKY, MAYBE YOU CAN GET YOUR FAT FUCKING HEAD OUT OF THERE YOU STUPID FUCKER, BY THE WAY, WE'RE HAVING A SALE, ALL MARKED ITEMS ARE 15% OFF, ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, BITCH
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    OK what do you sell?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    YEAH, KEEP SHUFFLING OUT THOSE CHEAP-AS-SHIT ITEMS WHY DON'T YOU, I'M SURE SOMEDAY YOU"LL BE ABLE TO GET THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR BACK INTO GOOD TERMS WITH YOU AGAIN!
  • LouieWLouieW
    edited 2011-07-14 19:58:22
    Loser

    I think all-caps cursing is overrated.
  • BobBob
    WAY TO INSULT YOURSELF, DUMBASS. YOU'VE BEEN SHOPPING WITH US FOR DECADES. IF OUR MERCHANDISE IS SO CHEAPLY MADE, WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT IF IDIOTS LIKE YOU KEEP THROWING YOUR MONEY AT US. FOR THE RECORD, WE ONLY SELL THE HIGHEST QUALITY MERCHANDISE MADE BY THE HIGHEST QUALITY SLAVES EMPLOYEES. YOU REALLY WANT TO DISREGARD ALL OF THEIR HARD WORK AND EFFORT? FUCK YOU.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    HEY, I LIKED BUYING YOUR THINGS WHEN THEY WERE GOOD, EVER SINCE YOU STARTED OUT-SOURCING TO FOREIGN LANDS THOUGH, THE QUALITY HAS BEEN SHIT, AND NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE STUPID PEOPLE CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE, FACE IT, YOU'RE WASHED UP, GO ON AND WRITE A NOVEL ABOUT HOW HOT-SHIT YOU WERE IN THE PAST.
  • BobBob
    YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I WILL, THEN I CAN RELAX ON MY PRIVATE FUCKING ISLAND SIPPING SPAGHETTI AND TITTIES AND LAUGHING ABOUT STUPID SLUTS LIKE YOU WHO ACTUALLY THINK WHAT YOU SAY HAS ANY IMPACT WHATSOEVER.

    ON THAT NOTE, WHO THE FUCK NAMES A DRINK "SPAGHETTI AND TITTIES"? WHO FUCKING DOES THAT? I'M SO MAD I THINK I'LL RANT ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE, EXCUSE ME.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Well, if you're gonna be an internet critic then, I guess we have nothing more to discuss.

    You neck-beard.
  • BobBob
    AND WHAT, EXACTLY, WAS I CRITICIZING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. AND DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR NECKBEARD TENDENCIES. 1, I CAN'T EVEN GROW A BEARD, 2, I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET. GET OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE YOU PASTY, OBESE WANKER
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Hi bob

    Don't you mean "You're high bob."
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