I'm scared of Bobs new posting joke

TheConductor

Hey Bob! What are you?

MillerCross

I know that feel, dawg.

Bob

^^BILLY MAYS MOTHER THATS WHAT I AM

^CHEAP DOMINICAN HOOKER

vSLUT

vvDUMBASS

Forzare

:<

nohaynicklibre

Counterclock

^ Quit being soo beautiful

All Nines

Me next, me next!

Bob

^^^MIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRRORMIRROR

^WANNABE JAPANESE SPICE GIRL

Counterclock

And bob was ninja'd

Pfft, there goes my subscription to the "Bob and friends" magazine.

As well as all this merchandise for the cheap cheap cost of $3.19

Bob

RESUBSCRIBE IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A FREE SNUGGIE, PUSSY

GLORIOUSLeader

Hi bob

Counterclock

^^But you still won't value me as a consumer of your valuables -_-

Radd

This will never get old.

Bob

^^BITCH OF COURSE WE VALUE YOUR STUPID ASS AS A CONSUMER OF OUR VALUABLES NOW SHUT UP AND VALUE OUR CONSUMABLES YOU FUCKING SLUT

GLORIOUSLeader

I said hi bob

nohaynicklibre

Tnu1138

Do me! Do me!

Counterclock

@Bob: I ALREADY VALUED YOUR CHEAP ASS SHIT WITH MY MONEY, I'M NOT BUYING ANOTHER BROKEN FLASHLIGHT FOR THE CHEAP PRICE OF $1.93 YOU HEAR ME?

Bob

^^^Madotsuki +Blanket = Penitsuki

^LOOK FUCKFACE, THAT FLASHLIGHT WAS IN PERFECT CONDITION WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT, DON'T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOUR FAT LAZY ASS CAN'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR PROPERTY CORRECTLY, NOW SHUT UP AND GIVE US YOUR MONEY

Tnu1138

Don't mind me just passing through.

Counterclock

I ASKED THE DELIVERY MAN, HE SAID HE COULD HEAR RATTLING AROUND AS HE MOVED THE BOX, I'LL HAPPILY GIVE YOU MY MONEY WHEN IT'S FOR SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY WORTH MY HARD-EARNED MONEY!

Bob

WELL HOW ABOUT TAKING THAT MONEY AND SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS, AND IF YOUR LUCKY, MAYBE YOU CAN GET YOUR FAT FUCKING HEAD OUT OF THERE YOU STUPID FUCKER, BY THE WAY, WE'RE HAVING A SALE, ALL MARKED ITEMS ARE 15% OFF, ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, BITCH

Tnu1138

OK what do you sell?

Counterclock

YEAH, KEEP SHUFFLING OUT THOSE CHEAP-AS-SHIT ITEMS WHY DON'T YOU, I'M SURE SOMEDAY YOU"LL BE ABLE TO GET THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR BACK INTO GOOD TERMS WITH YOU AGAIN!

LouieW

I think all-caps cursing is overrated.

Bob

WAY TO INSULT YOURSELF, DUMBASS. YOU'VE BEEN SHOPPING WITH US FOR DECADES. IF OUR MERCHANDISE IS SO CHEAPLY MADE, WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT IF IDIOTS LIKE YOU KEEP THROWING YOUR MONEY AT US. FOR THE RECORD, WE ONLY SELL THE HIGHEST QUALITY MERCHANDISE MADE BY THE HIGHEST QUALITY SLAVES EMPLOYEES. YOU REALLY WANT TO DISREGARD ALL OF THEIR HARD WORK AND EFFORT? FUCK YOU.

Counterclock

HEY, I LIKED BUYING YOUR THINGS WHEN THEY WERE GOOD, EVER SINCE YOU STARTED OUT-SOURCING TO FOREIGN LANDS THOUGH, THE QUALITY HAS BEEN SHIT, AND NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE STUPID PEOPLE CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE, FACE IT, YOU'RE WASHED UP, GO ON AND WRITE A NOVEL ABOUT HOW HOT-SHIT YOU WERE IN THE PAST.

Bob

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I WILL, THEN I CAN RELAX ON MY PRIVATE FUCKING ISLAND SIPPING SPAGHETTI AND TITTIES AND LAUGHING ABOUT STUPID SLUTS LIKE YOU WHO ACTUALLY THINK WHAT YOU SAY HAS ANY IMPACT WHATSOEVER.

ON THAT NOTE, WHO THE FUCK NAMES A DRINK "SPAGHETTI AND TITTIES"? WHO FUCKING DOES THAT? I'M SO MAD I THINK I'LL RANT ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE, EXCUSE ME.

Counterclock

Well, if you're gonna be an internet critic then, I guess we have nothing more to discuss.

You neck-beard.

Bob

AND WHAT, EXACTLY, WAS I CRITICIZING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. AND DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR NECKBEARD TENDENCIES. 1, I CAN'T EVEN GROW A BEARD, 2, I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET. GET OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE YOU PASTY, OBESE WANKER

vacasama

Hi bob

Don't you mean "You're high bob."