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Nobody likes a brown-haired girl.

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-07-03 22:37:56 in Meatspace
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
It seems to be an unwritten rule that red>blonde>black>brown hair with girls. (Though with guys brown haired kids are heroes, blondes are evil, and red-heads get beat up)

I don't get this. Surely people have met brown-haired girls deserving of their naughty thoughts?
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  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    Obviously you should dye your hair blue.

    Because you gotta have blue hair.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Wait what? Brunnettes are the best. And I never got why redheads were supposed to be attractive.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    It's DEFINETLY Black>Brunette>Red>blonde
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Glad to see there's some sanity in hair lovers.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Blonde>Brown>Black>Red for me
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-07-03 23:27:27
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Actually it's

    red>black>strawberry>brunette>everything else>blonde

    Naturally, milady has red hair.     Also, I don't like blond hair very much.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I don't mind any hair color and don't have much preference.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Personally, I prefer brunettes over any other.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    T_T

    I have brown hair

    I am at the bottom of the hot chain...
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    It goes more like Asian > other first/second-world minorities > white > black > third-world minorities.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    BROWN HAIR IS SEXIEST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU BLARGLE
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    It seems like Blonde hair is getting picked on >_>, why?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Because blondes are dumb.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    T_T, I'm not dumb though.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    -pets counterclock-

    You are so interesting. :3
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Red>Brown>Black>Blonde>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ginger
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I think we can agree that bad dye jobs are teh suck, yes?

    Also, where the hell did the dumb blond stereotype come from?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Hill girls, Libbies and Daisy Duke girls.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Fair enough.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    As for my list

    brunette > black = blonde > red > ginger

    Bad dye jobs are the scourge of humanity.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Don't really have a preference, just have certain hair colour+dress style/body type combos that I like best.

    Blonde-shoulder length, tall and slender person, au naturelle on make-up, summer dress/sandals

    Black-straight, throw in a hair decal or two, not too stocky or thin, goth chic

    Brunette-works well with any style(even a bun), stocky to petite, glasses, sweaters or other conservative style

    Red-long hair, thin, semi-formal style of dress, only one that can smoking look even remotely sexy

    Dyed-Bleached with highlights, short length, petite, punk style without verging into scene

    Disclaimer: ideas are based on lengthy amounts of rubbernecking rather than extrapolation of crushes.

     

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Black>brown>fitting dye job>blonde>red>unfitting dye job. There's my order.

    I really don't get why redheads are considered so much better, either.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    I've always had a thing for women with brown or black hair.
  • BradamanteBradamante
    I am a brunette. But I don't pretend to be hot.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    Real life:

    Black > Good dye job of some color not brown/red/blonde > Brown, red, blonde

    Anime:

    White > Light blue > Blue/purple(I can't tell the difference half the time) > Dark blue > Light green (or whatever Hatsune Miku's hair color is) > Multiple hair colors at once (like Hijiri Byakuren's, though where this is in the rank depends on the colors used)Pink > Black > Red > Light yellow > Yellow > Everything else
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Isn't yellow just a representation of blonde?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Pink needs to be way higher on that list.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    No it doesn't. It really doesn't.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-07-04 11:03:33
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Yes. It does. But so does black.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    Isn't yellow just a representation of blonde?

    I suppose it is but when I think blonde it's usually much shinier than the plain yellow used in anime.
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