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Gay deer homophobia

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  • edited 2011-12-26 21:13:44
    And I was about to make a big Morgan Freeman speech about the lockup, too.

    -sighs and pulls the lever disguised as one of the table legs, sending both of us through the trapdoor and into the underground basement-
  • No rainbow star
    *follows with the power of, "Always ahead of the main protagonists"*

    ...Wait, wouldn't that make me an antagonist?
  • Don't comic relief characters have that power, too? Or...

    OH SHIT WHAT IF YOU'RE A COMIC RELIEF ANTAGONIST OH GOD
  • edited 2011-12-26 21:51:19
    You see, Ica...

    -lights a cigarette-

    The lockup takes everything from you. Your name, your posessions, your past, your future.

    And in its place, they burn into you something that makes you less than a deer.

    This mark...

    -raises my arm-

    ...only time can wash it away.
  • No rainbow star
    ^^ OH SHIT NO!
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