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Gay deer homophobia

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  • DonZabuDonZabu
    >People don't even notice gay deer things if they aren't looking for them. Maybe you're just bashing gay deers to hide the fact that you're secretly a gay deer.

    Hogwash! If I was a gay deer, why do I walk on two legs? And rape the occasional female deer?

    >So help me I will find the evidence to have you locked away for a very long time you deer-raping buckerfucker.

    -blows a raspberry at you while wiggling my hands behind my ears-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ You are just a sexuality confused species confused deer, DonZabu
  • BobBob
    Hogwash! If I was a gay deer, why do I walk on two legs? And rape the occasional female deer?

    Many gay deer walk on two legs, as these photos illustrate. As for the last part, it's obviously all a front to cover your latent gay-deer-ness.

    Don, you don't have to hide anymore. You're with people who love and accept you for who you are: a very gay deer. It's okay to be gay, and also a deer, Don.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ What if he's not a gay deer, but a gay elk instead?
  • BobBob
    But, elk are deer, meaning that no matter what, Don is a gay deer.

    Then again, I can imagine him needing to resort to rape if he were a gay elk. Many gay deer tend to be scared off by gay elk due to their large size and the sheer number of INFECTIOUS DISEASES they often carry.


  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-12-26 19:56:22
    >Many gay deer walk on two legs, as these photos illustrate. As for the last part, it's obviously all a front to cover your latent gay-deer-ness.

    Liar! That picture is clearly Photoshopped! I've got fingers, for fuck's sake! How else am I typing this?

    And it is not a front! I love the female deers! Even if it is a 1/86 ratio to the male ones!

    >Don, you don't have to hide anymore. You're with people who love and accept you for who you are: a very gay deer. It's okay to be gay, and also a deer, Don.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-CGsgJ59X8

    >sheer number of INFECTIOUS DISEASES they often carry.

    Well allow me to take you on the grand tour, then. ^_^
  • BobBob
    We've always liked you, Don, even if your sick deer-raping tendencies have at times made you seem like a sick fuck that no one should associate with ever.

    -hugs-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-12-26 19:55:57
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ And caribou?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    >We've always liked you, Don, even if your sick deer-raping tendencies have at times made you seem like a sick fuck that no one should associate with ever.

    -hugs-

    Oh that's it! I'm gonna show you the TRUE definition of a sick fuck, deer or no deer!

    -hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabaghabaghahahahahahahahahahaha-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ That's right, DonZabu! Come out of your shell and show us your real self! :D
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-12-26 20:01:49
    ^^^More popular, but are usually overlooked until Christmas. Sad, really. :<

    ^^Hmm, I don't like the sound of that...

    -duct tapes Don's arms and legs together-

    There we go! :D
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Temporarily popping by to say: BOB! :D

    Carry on. Just pretend like I wasn't here.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-12-26 20:03:35
    oh hai Eva. :3

    Missed you~
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Here DonZabu, I found a gay deer who's interested in a date with you! :D
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    >-duct tapes Don's arms and legs together-

    There we go! :D

    And you're busting me for inhumane treatment of deer? I suppose now you're gonna put me on a spit and slow-roast me for a libertarian 4th of July barbecue?
  • BobBob
    ^^Awesome! I'll put on some mood music! 
    http://futret.bandcamp.com/album/gay-deer-world-takeover-the-antlerfabulous-ep

    ^It's for your own good. Can't have you going around and assaulting anyone, now can we? Plus, your date's on his way, and you have to be on your best behavior!
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "oh hai Eva. :3

    Missed you~"

    [For the record, I'll be back on New Year's; I had a bit of a breakdown a few days ago and decided it would be best to take a leave.]
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    This is absolutely sick

    Such a BLATANT display of Gay Deer Homophobia!
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-12-26 20:12:04
    >Plus, your date's on his way, and you have to be on your best behavior!

    Please tell me this deer isn't three hundred pounds and calls himself Monsieur Toby. That would not be a good situation.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Nope. His name is Paul :D
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^ DAMN IT, that's his job interview name. I know, he told me.

    You'd best leave, guys. This ain't gonna be pretty.
  • BobBob
    Oh, I get it, you want privacy on your special day! -squee- I'm so excited for you! Well, we'll leave you two lovedeer alone!

    -grabs Icalasari, leaves-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Bob, we need to hurry up and connect other confused deer!
  • BobBob
    WHY YES OF COURSE!

    Next stop, the north pole! DON'T WORRY, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU RUDOLPH!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Interesting fact:

    Apparently a reindeer CAN have a red nose. It is the sign of a parasite though, which means that the reindeer in Rudolph the Rednosed reindeer shunned Rudolph to keep from being infected because Santa is too much of a cheap bastard to get Rudolph some proper medical treatment! :D
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    -56 minutes of gelatinous sounds later-

    Alright guys, he's gone. You can come in, untie me, and call 911 now.

    ...guys? Guys?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Aww, look Bob! Guess Don and Paul got a little kinky!
  • BobBob
    Aww, young deer love. How sweet. We should set them up on more dates!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I agree! Maybe add some aphrodisiacs. I'm sure that they can go a LOT longer and rougher than they did
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Guys, I'm still tied up, get me down from here! Or at least slide a tube of soothing cream under the door!
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