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Gay deer homophobia

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  • Hmm... I know! We'll take some deer aphrodisiac powder and sprinkle it on Don so all of the other gay deer flock to him! It's foolproof!
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    PERFECT IDEA!

    *sprinkles it all over Don in amounts that should attract every gay deer in a 500 mile radius*
  • I can hear them stampeding right now.

    Oh hold I feel something...snif...ACHOO!

    -sneezes some of the powder onto Ica-
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    ...This will be interesting
  • Indeed. :3

    -sets up a camera and steps back a comfortable distance away from the two-
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    *Sees all the deer come*
  • Say Ica, when this whole thing blows over, what's say we find a way to send Bob on a one-day ticket to the Gay Deer Lockup in South Dakota? Get her in on the experience too.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-12-26 20:39:33
    -sees things that human eyes and doe / straight deer eyes were not meant to see-

    Oh god it's worse than I though!

    ...Youtube, here I come, hehehe...

    ^But, I'm not a guy! How would that even work?
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    ^ There ARE female gay deer, also known as Lesbian Deer
  • ...Oh yeah, forgot about those.

    Yeah, no, I'm good, thanks. I mean, I love deer and gay deer and lesbian deer and whatnot, but... Yeah, no.
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    ^ Are you saying that you are homophobic to lesbian deer?
  • Of course not! I'm just not attracted to them, that's all! I can't believe you would call my LGBTQ-deer support into question! That really hurts, man! ;_;
  • edited 2011-12-26 20:50:11
    Well in any case, I sent those photos of you harassing those baby deers to the South Dakota supreme court. No need to thank me. ^_^
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    ^^ Ah, alright then
  • I never did any such thing! I'm calling your bluff, Don!
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    Think Bob! Did any deer that claimed to be over 18 but still seemed to act suspiciously under age hit on you?
  • Too late, they're sending the convoy to pick you up right now. If you need to write to us, hide this stationary behind the small of your back; that's a deer blind spot.

    Have fun!
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-12-26 20:55:55
    Not that I can remem- no, wait, there was that one at that party, but I told her I wasn't interested, so there's no wa-

    OH DEAR GOD SHE SAID SHE WOULD HAVE REVENGE AND NOW SHE'S FRAMING ME! ICALA, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL! I WON'T GO BACK!
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    ...Wait, won't go BACK?
  • edited 2011-12-26 21:02:08
    Bob has a history, it seems.
  • ...I did some things in my past that I am not particularly proud of. I totally didn't rob anyone or set anything on fire or kidnap the daughter of a foreign country's president or nuke an island or convert every female to lesbianism in a country where homosexuality is strictly forbidden or anything like that, that's just absurd.

    <_<

    >_>
  • -suddenly pulls both of her arms up, exposing the hoof-print tattoos on her armpits-
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    All you need on that list is a history of doing surgery on men while they sleep to turn them into women
  • ^^Oh, those? Those are wash off. Adrian dared me to get them. :P

    ^Uhh...

    <_<

    >_>
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    Well at least you've never genetically altered woman to have vagina dentata
  • ...

    In my defense... Okay, I've got nothing.

    ._.
  • edited 2011-12-26 21:07:33
    It's alright, Bob.

    -slowly raises my own arm, revealing the hoof-print tattoo on my armpit-
  • -gasp- You mean, I'm not alone? Oh, this is the happiest day of my life!

    -hugs Don, then subsequently uses him as a human shield as she hides behind him and under a table-

    Now hide me, I think the police are almost here!
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    Bob, I need you to tell me the truth

    Are you working on a spell or serum that turns all men into women?
  • ...Uh...

    Define "truth"...
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