I'm going to go and do something horrible to myself

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 17:36:20

I'm going to watch the new Twilight movie.

If anybody has any last things to say to me, speak up, because after this, I'm either dead or just completely insane.

TheConductor · 2011-11-17 17:43:49

Y DO THIS?

[Deleted User] · 2011-11-17 17:43:53

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MillerCross · 2011-11-17 17:49:32

@TheConductor: Because it's my job.

Seriously, first prompt at the newspaper was "Watch a relevant movie"

I hate Twilight, but I don't think there's anything as relevant playing in my theater.

Also, it's easier to write a hating review.

And I need a good laugh.

Or to die of insanity.

TheConductor · 2011-11-17 18:07:44

But we love you, Juan

Gelzo · 2011-11-17 18:08:13

Now I'm curious, in your hometown of Columbia, Mexico, do they show American movies in English or is it dubbed? Or are there subtitles?

Icalasari · 2011-11-17 18:13:15

Eh, there are worse films

RedEyedAbyss · 2011-11-17 18:20:27

Yeah, but those are at least memorable in their awfulness.

Icalasari · 2011-11-17 18:24:09

You know, I wonder what the most awful film is?

I know XKDC says that it's the Star Wars Christmas Special...

Forzare · 2011-11-17 18:40:02

^ It's certainly the worst movie I've ever seen.

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 18:56:41

Now I'm curious, in your hometown of Columbia, Mexico, do they show American movies in English or is it dubbed? Or are there subtitles?

0/10 troll harder

And you can choose between subs or dubs.

Gelzo · 2011-11-17 19:22:21

That wasn't so much a troll as a callback to that lovely thread where we all made intentional geographical mistakes. I thought you would remember it.

And if I was trolling, it would be at least more heinous and subtle than Icalasari's "XKDC". It's almost like he seriously wants us to think he's an idiot.

Icalasari · 2011-11-17 19:28:40

^ :< I was being serious though...

Them · 2011-11-17 19:35:09

But you put the letters in reverse alphabetical order...

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 19:35:37

Oh, I don't remember that. Wish I did.

And Inorite?

Nyktos · 2011-11-17 19:46:31

Oh, I don't remember that. Wish I did.

Here you go.

TBH it went downhill fast, but it was amusing for a couple posts.

Crimson · 2011-11-17 20:03:39

>Twilight movie.

You have my utmost sympathies, Juan.

Icalasari · 2011-11-17 21:19:44

^^^^ Oh dammit I typoed and didn't notice

Schitzo · 2011-11-17 23:20:01

I call dibs on your camcorder gun.

MillerCross · 2011-11-18 00:48:21

Wish it was mine, Schitzo.

Wish it was mine.

Waltzy · 2011-11-18 00:49:57

Schitzo · 2011-11-18 01:32:16

I shall give the a viking's funeral

MillerCross · 2011-11-18 12:56:28

Ok, so I'm in my phone and in the waiting line for the movie.

I already know from the waaiting line that postponing this to a FRIDAY was a terrible idea

Regardless, there's money involved. With that prospect in mind, i can go through anything.

Forzare · 2011-11-18 13:18:39

Let us all share a moment of silence for Juan's eternal soul.

captainbrass · 2011-11-18 13:32:29

I thought he'd already sold that to Satan?

MillerCross · 2011-11-18 13:37:02

I don't have a soul.

Also, first scene in and we already have the usual edward worship. And alice and bella's dad are still the only likeable ones.

MadassAlex · 2011-11-18 13:42:01

Wait, so this is a Twilight movie liveblog?

Haha, brilliant.

AHR · 2011-11-18 13:43:33

KEEP COMMENTING.

MillerCross · 2011-11-18 13:47:44

Fuck, my previous comment is deleted.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. The movie is being funny. Unironically.

I think the main problem is that the cast is likeable as hell, except for the main ones

Oh and there are girls ctually squeeing. Wtf

MillerCross · 2011-11-18 13:48:56

Jacob comes in, girlboners come out.

AHR · 2011-11-18 13:49:22

Is he shirtless?

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