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I'm going to go and do something horrible to myself

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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    No. He just has a stubble. And jake is trying to save bella cuz edward will kill her

    I love how bella can't even give a reason for her desire for immortality and just lets him scream at her and shake her
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Charlie is still awesome.

    Dat stache.

    And this seems to be his last scene.

    Yeaaaaah, this is gonna suck
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    This is reminding me of the TV Tropes Twilight page in the days when it was less neutral. Laughs a plenty.


    Also, why on Earth subtitle any book/film "Breaking (Insert Word)" when everyone's just going to think of breaking wind? It's like calling it "Twilight: Big Fart." 

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    There's something cute about how Bella prepares for immortality by having a makeout montage

    Although her having doubts at this stage comes across as a lolwomen moment

    Raeg.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Oh, and girls are giggling at the sight of edward having sex.


    I am trying to supress the laughter
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Laugh uproariously.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-11-18 14:07:11
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ^^^ A couple of days ago, I actually had a really internally sexist and racist moment. I was at the mall on the edge of the car park, and a car rolls up and stops at the exit I want to go across. So I have that instant of judgement where one decides to give way to a vehicle or not. Then I realise that the driver is an Eastern European woman, and decide not to cross because I was sure I'd get run over or she'd get pissed off. I honestly have no idea why, but it was honestly a terrible thought. I had a good chuckle a couple of seconds later when I realised how sexist and racist I had been internally just then, though.

    I still let her go first, of course.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Oh god oh fuck.

    This movie is nothing but musical montages


    GAaaaaaaaaaaaah

    Where's the plot

    Where the fuck is it

    Fuck, they're playing chess to punk.
  • AHRAHR
    Have they fucked yet?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Three or four times, yeah.

    Broke the bed and everything.

    This feels like really bad superman fanfic
  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-11-18 14:15:42
    Has she been bruised properly yet?

    You know, come to think of it, she should prolly be totes bleeding out her vag with that type of roughness going on.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yeah, she got bruised a lot. And enjoyed it. Yay masochism

    oh, and she's pregnant with an abomination thing

    Yay plot

    No, fuck, not another montage.

    Kill me
  • AHRAHR
    Popsicle sex has got to be horribly suckish....
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Tee hee, pun.

    "Carlisle will get that thing out" best line
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Everyone in this movie sounds like adam jensen and jack bauer's spawn.

    Oh, and bella's pregnant with cthulhu
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    She didn't ask for this.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Telepath werewolves.

    Also adorable. Even when fighting.

    Also finally, war betweeb Vs and Ws

    And jaake's now without a pack
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Seth reminds me from of chico from the magnificent seven

    Stop making me think of better movies.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Wtf is imprinting, movie

    Speak in a language us, non-teen girls understand

    Also, another montage.

    Fuck you too, movie. With a vampire dick and up the ass
  • AHRAHR
    Imprinting is when a werewolf finds their one true love. It can be anyone from their girlfriend's cousin, to a three year old girl.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Kk, gotcha.

    It should explain, anywy.

    Oh, also, bella you don't compliment the latin vampire in front of the ultrawhite vampire.

    Aaaaaand she just drank a blood squishee. Aand liked it

    Romantic music plays

    Wtf did i stumble into
  • AHRAHR
    I think it was explained last movie, dearie.

    Ah, yes, the blood drink.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I don't remember eclipse except for dat fucking long scene where jake, edward and bella spend their whole time snuggling in a mountin.

    Also, jake is jelly
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I wonder how they'll handle how Bella's womb has to be cut open with vampire teeth

    If they show that I will call the Twilight movies a successful troll on preteen girls
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You know, i'd love this movie if it was about jacob's coming of age.

    It'd be less creepy and more tolerable.
  • AHRAHR
    Has Leigh done anything? Femwere?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Leah's the name.

    Anyway, the whole delivery just happened and bella seems to be ded.

    Jake just told him that for this, he deserves to live.

    Yup, best character without a stache, psychic powers or boobs in this movie.


    And edwrd just turned her into a vampire, apprently.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I swear to god, if i hear one more d'aw...

    Anyway, film's over. Ill elaborate on the ending at home
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    It's the next one that will have her show bullshit mary sue superpowers, I'm betting

    "Power to protect anyone from anything!"
  • BastionBastion
    edited 2011-11-18 15:25:33
    smote

    Why did you do this to yourself, Juan.

    Didn't yesterday have enough werewolf-related pain for you?

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