These Two Rude Geeks I Met Today

TheConductor

So, me and my girlfriend headed down to the beach today, and while we're there we decide to light up a couple of joints, y'know, relax a little. 

So I call over to these two guys and ask if either of them had a lighter or matches I could use. And the two of them both ignored and stared at me at the same time. 

"Yes, I'm fucking talking to you" I say to them, and they continue to blank me. Getting really annoyed them I ask them "What's the matter with you, eh? Couple of geeks! I'd stomp you both if the police weren't there".

I took a deep breath and tried to walk away, but then one of them called fuck off at me.

Honestly, if it hadn't been for my girlfriend I'd have lost my temper. Some people are so rude! 

Malkavian

I lol'd but it doesn't work with a Robin avatar.

Gelzo

The joke is that this is written from the point of view of that one guy mentioned in the other thread.

TheConductor

Malk: What if we just pretend that it's Jason Todd? Then it'd work!

IanExMachina

Hahaha.

Evergreen

>OP appears to change the other thread's "bench" to "beach".

Yeah, I'm ridiculously pedantic, what else is new...

IanExMachina

^

You can get benches along the concrete bit before the beach.

Evergreen

True. I was picturing that once I saw this thread. 

What would be even funnier is if a thread like this was the flipside of a thread by a guy from a completely different country, like whole other side of the world.

Icalasari

I didn't get it until it was explained

Does that make me slow?

captainbrass

Nice one, Conductor!

This is how you should do snowclones.

Shichibukai

This sounds very familiar, you remind me of some chavvy arsehole I met today. Except it couldn't have been, because there isn't even a beach for fifty miles.. O_o Though you never know, chavs these days...

TheConductor

o u! 

Shichibukai

What, you think there's a beach nearby? You need to learn geography, seriously... 

I want a rematch... let's fight to the death in the nearest swamp..

Radd

>Shichibukai

>fight to the death in the nearest swamp.

Icalasari

^ What's wrong with that?

Shichibukai

Guess 'swamp' was Radd's killphrase.

Sorry, Radd