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This Friend Zone comic

ViviVivi
edited 2011-10-26 17:46:49 in General
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  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Okay?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-10-26 17:52:09
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    That is pretty harsh.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-10-26 17:53:54

    What. People. Talk like this? It's amusing how authors seem to think that anyone given an impromptu speech would actually listen for more than 30 seconds.

    Has the writer been indulging in 9 Chickweed Lane by any chance?

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-10-26 17:55:23
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Panel five: "well, on the plus side, you did a good job of making me not love you just then."
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Ouch
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-10-26 17:57:44
    $80+ per session
    Yeah, there is an edition someone on four chan did where the guy's eyes turn red, he gets really close to her, makes a scary face and says:

    "GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND...WITH NO EYES."

    and he rips her eyes out and laughs maniacally.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-10-26 18:15:41


    Aside: one day, I want to take these overly long nerd speeches and read them to some random stranger oblivious as to whether they are still there or not.

    Speaking of which, I'd love it if some comedian picked up on that act. Maybe if Atlas Shrugged: Part III ever gets made.

    EDIT: I can't believe I actually tried to read through that piece of shit, but fuck your damn anti-intellectualism. And fuck you for assuming you know exactly how all women think.

  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Where did you find that comic?
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-10-26 18:31:36

    dudelol.com

    Amusingly, it says not to hotlink images.

    Actually, now that I think about it, a whole bunch of philosophers never got married, but they were in love with philosophy, which doesn't compare to dogged nice guys. It's still patriarchal thinking to act as if all women exist to submit to male instincts, though.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    While the assumption based on how women like uncivilized assholes is...idiotic to say the least. I agree with the whole "Dude, just because you worship me doesn't mean I should love you" thing.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    But doesn't seem to bother actually, you know, stopping us from hotlinking.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    They expect courtesy from you, poni

    of course...

    >2011
    >Courtesy

    and all that.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    At this point, does anyone who is not dug-in misogynist not know that Nice Guys are pricks? 

    It feels like people telling me that water is wet and expecting me to praise their ingenuity each time.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    The worst thing is that the comic writer claims smug superiority while being comparatively misogynist as well.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-10-26 18:40:04
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I interpret it as "their flaws are better than your flaws", which is a fair thing.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    At this point, does anyone who is not dug-in misogynist not know that Nice Guys are pricks? 

    This is the internet, where 15 year olds whining about girls not liking them roam free and rampant. 
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Meh
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Filling in the void Komodin left, are you?
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    "This is the internet, where 15 year olds whining about girls not liking them roam free and rampant. "

  • NoimportaNoimporta
    edited 2011-10-26 19:03:23
    You (nonspecific you) know, you can make the Nice Guy speech without also being vaguely anti-intellectual.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I think perhaps the biggest break in logic for me was the assumption that assholes are interesting people/aren't compulsive introverts/whatever doesn't fill the stupid gender binary.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    I started laughing when she suddenly started being the Champion of Humanity. "I'm sorry if I consider the future of our species more important" aaaand that's when you know she's a self-righteous prick.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Oh man, I missed that. Social Darwinism too, Chee-rist.

    In my defense, TOO MANY FUCKING WORDS.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    "This is the internet, where 15 year olds whining about girls not liking them roam free and rampant. "

    I never specified gender ;)

    (Yes, I just implied Taylor Swift was a lesbian)
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Yeah, the length of the speech was a tip-off long before that point.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Was there ever any doubt?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yeah, I actually agreed at first because I thought it was just the usual "Just because you worship me doesn't mean I have to have sex with you" thing. Then I read the rest.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Well, it's no John Galt.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^If it were, she'd be demanding to be raped. 
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss

    I guess...

    "instead of following the primal instincts of being grown men, impregnating women, and thus contributing to the continuation of the human race."

    ...dammit.

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