Starbursts and Skittles

Icalasari

They taste like a rainbow had an orgasm so powerful that it died in my mouth before exploding into an orgy of flavour

Nova

wat

Icalasari

I really like Starbursts and Skittles

GLORIOUSLeader

The best flavors are the Baja California ones. Passion-Starfruit and Dragonfruit FTW

Icalasari

^ Must try some time in my life

Crimson

^^You obviously mean the spicy lime flavored ones.

GLORIOUSLeader

^^ I think they stopped making them

glennmagusharvey

These are two of the only three kinds of candies I actually like.  As opposed to "like mildly such that it's barely different from being indifferent".

Icalasari

^^^ Spicy?

^^

^ What is the third one?

glennmagusharvey

The one that comes in a clear wrapper with red text and is a bunch of multicolored individual pellets in a column, whose name I never remember.

GLORIOUSLeader

Candy dots is the name of the second one. They're meh.

Chagen

Starbursts are pretty good. I'd say they are one of my favorite candies.

Wicked223

They taste like a rainbow had an orgasm so powerful that it died in my mouth before exploding into an orgy of flavour

a rainbow had an orgasm so powerful that it died in my mouth before exploding into an orgy of flavour

so powerful that it died in my mouth

wut

Icalasari

^ Easy. A rainbow orgasmed in my mouth and died, causing it to explode into even more flavour, with the flavours all having sex with each other

TheConductor

I like the purple ones.

DYRE

Starburst are the worst candies.  They taste fine, but no candy should ever require that much effort to eat.  Rather, they really shouldn't be individually wrapped...

Skittles are good though.

Counterclock

Is it bad that I read the title as "Starburst and Skitties"

captainbrass

I haven't had Skittles for years, and I was never that fond of them. Starburst though...if I'm thinking of the right thing, they used to be called "Opal Fruits" in the UK and when they changed the name there was some controversy. Not my absolute favourite sweets as a kid, but probably in the Top 10.

glennmagusharvey

> A rainbow orgasmed in my mouth and died, causing it to explode into even
more flavour, with the flavours all having sex with each other

It just died in your mouth this day
must have been something you nommed
It just died in your mouth this day
should have stayed away

Saigyouji

Is it bad that I read the title as "Starburst and Skitties"

Please don't eat Skitties, that would be animal cruelty.

captainbrass

The jingle for Skittles used to inform you (and maybe still does) that they were "chewy in the middle."

Presumably for anyone who was worried they might break their teeth on them. 

Nyktos

@glennmagusharvey:

The one that comes in a clear wrapper with red text and is a bunch
of multicolored individual pellets in a column, whose name I never
remember.

Would those be Rockets Smarties? (Not to be confused with the other kind of Smarties, which are better...though Rockets are still good.)

glennmagusharvey

Yeah, this kind of Smarties.

Nyktos

I still don't understand how you guys survive without the other kind.

glennmagusharvey

Probably because we have M&Ms, though I am not a chocolate candy person.

Nyktos

M&Ms are okay, but Smarties are better.