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HatterHatter
edited 2011-08-26 17:41:28 in Meatspace
Glaives are better.
(More concise than my last post.)

So after a Freshman told me I looked like Dwight Schrute with my glasses on and Jason Bateman without them, I interviewed my friends and acquaintances to see what they liked more, alternating between "glasses on" and "glasses off."

"Off," 'Thaddeus' declared.
"Off," 'Stanley' said.
"Off," 'Danny' answered.
"Off," 'Michelle' decided.
"Off," 'Martin' replied.
"Maybe... both?" 'Amelia' evaded.
"I'm drunk," the drunk chick replied.

"I sort of like either way," 'Sarah' murmured, blushing and looking down at her plate.

I'm getting a monocle.

Comments

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    o.q Quite a fine choice there, my good sir!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    pfft.

    nice AD reference.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Are you British or a rich early independence Southern American Gent?

    If you answered no, then you cannot wear a monocle.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    I'm a half-Southern American gent who is in the early stages of his independence and most recently descended from the British.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Monocles are only for presumptuos jackasses, anyway.

    3d Glasses is where it's at.

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >and most recently descended from the British.

    How recently?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    A hundred and sixty-one years. Though we do keep in touch with our island cousins and friends. My mother's caretaker when she was younger was British, and we consider her to be an honorary grandmother. Also, until I was around six, I used Welsh terms for my parents. I forget why.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    So roughly 3-4 Generations ago?

    >Also, until I was around six, I used Welsh terms for my parents. I forget why.

    Because you hadn't learnt English properly?
    /suckitwales
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    She came to the States via Peru, for some reason.

    And Welsh is still British.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Oh I have nothing against the Welsh but we the UK has history of banter.

    I was merely continuing that by suggesting Welsh was English if spoken by a child.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    And shagging a sheep.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    That too.

    (Although in real life I feel that Welsh should be taught alongside English from Primary education in Welsh Schools.)
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    They need to get their shit together with the alphabet, though. "W" sounding like a "U?" "L" being excessively used? Weird, and hard to spell or learn.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Eh if it was taught alongside in a similar manner that the majority of Europe teaches kids English alongside their native tongue it would mean that a Heritage language was preserved as well as the benefits of being bilingual.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ... "Thaddeus"?

    Is your friend a Space marine?
  • OutsideTheBauksiOutsideTheBauksi
    sleep is for the we[e/a]k

    I actually saw a woman driving her car wearing 3d glasses as shades the other day. And not the new, tinted dark type of 3d glasses, she had the red and blue foil pimped cardboard cut-outs that came in shitty "3d"  VHS cases in the late 90's.

    Yeah, she was a cool lady.

  • BobBob
    "Was", hmm?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Of course "Was"

    She was driving a car with 3d glasses, the experience was too real for her.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    And then she crashed and died because she was an asian, and asians suck at driving. Mostly because she was busy jerking off to anime porn and eating cats.
  • BobBob
    FYI Whorpy, Asians don't jerk off to anime porn. The Japanese do, but they don't count, not being real humans and all.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    They still can't drive and eat cats.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-08-27 01:49:57
    Give it time, Vorpy. Give it time.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I can't skin a human being well.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    @Ian: I agree. I also feel that Gaelic should be more common in Scottish schools, and Irish (though I believe theirs is different) and I dunno, make English kids learn Old-English :P
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