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Once upon a time an English journalist came to New York.
Elizabeth was a huge slut, but she was good at feigning classiness. Needless to say, she got one of the cities most eligible bachelors right away. Do cities even have these "eligible bachelor" lists anymore?
Tim was 42. A respected banker who made about $2 million a year. There was most likely a $1 million hooker under his desk at the moment.
They met at a gallery opening. Every picture was either splotches of paint, or nude models. HOW IS THIS ART? THIS IS CRAP. THIS IS NOT ART.
It was love at first sight. For two weeks, they snuggled, went on romantic dates...
AND THE MOST FUCKING ROCKING SEX OF YOUR LIFE. FUCK YEAH.
LOOK AT THOSE TITS. THEY ARE SMALLER THAN A BABY'S HEAD BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. FUUUUUUUCK -jizz-
Oh, and they shared intimate secrets and connected with each other on an emotional level too.
One day, he asked if she wanted to have dinner with his parents. She said yes, of course. On the next day, he called and said his mother wasn't feeling well, and he had to go take care of her.
Two weeks later, he never called back. LOLOLOLOL
And then she told Vorpy, our heroine over coffee.
That's when Vorpy realized.
LOVE IS DEAD.
Welcome to the age of uninnocence. No one has BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S and no one has AFFAIRS TO REMEMBER. (The puns are only gonna get worse folks. Trust me.)
"Cupid has flown the co-op"
Like that.
I DON'T KNOW VORPY YOU TELL ME.
And that was just the first scene. Just givin' a little taste. JUST A LITTLE NIBBLE.