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Getting random erections (NSFW)

Comments

Malkavian

2011-08-20 23:14:42
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

But I dun wanna be a gigolo. ;_;
Vivi

2011-08-20 23:14:54
$80+ per session

I'm sure Malky will be worth every penny
MillerCross

2011-08-20 23:17:08
You can change. You can.

But I dun wanna be a gigolo. ;_;

That's what happens when you try to flirt with a girl who doesn't want anything from you but you having sex with other dudes.
Counterclock

2011-08-20 23:17:21
Belief

@Juan: btw, since you're here, It'd be good to get you acquainted with your customer.

~strips Juan and forcing him into a Dress, one that Asuka wore~

@Don. You looking for a good time tonight? I have just the merchandise for sale.
DonZabu

2011-08-20 23:18:29

^ That merchandise being?
Vivi

2011-08-20 23:18:58
$80+ per session

Don makes a good point. He should be your business adviser.
Counterclock

2011-08-20 23:20:56
Belief

~Presents Juan in a dress~ It's kind of like I already have a girl as one of my Hos

~pinches Juan's cheeks~ See, ^_^
Vivi

2011-08-20 23:21:27
$80+ per session

Awww, he's so cute
Malkavian

2011-08-20 23:22:59
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

I'm watching Twin Peaks right now.

It's only making this thread slightly more surreal.
DonZabu

2011-08-20 23:25:16

^^^ I gotta admit, he does have a very womanly figure.
Counterclock

2011-08-20 23:31:00
Belief

~smiles a sly smile~

Come on Don, you a little restless tonight.

~casually holding a vial of lube out in plain sight~

I won't charge much, since you're kind of a friend to me.
Counterclock

2011-08-20 23:34:21
Belief

I should really edit it in that I'm pimping out Juan, and not myself, but ehhh, ~shrug~
Vorpy

2011-08-20 23:41:13
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

Cut the underbottom part of your dick with a boxcutter.
DonZabu

2011-08-20 23:56:12 edited 2011-08-20 23:57:11

^^^ Aww, isn't that sweet.

Tell you what: just for that, I'll take you up on your offer.

^^ For what it's worth, I think you'd be very successful in that regard.
Counterclock

2011-08-21 00:04:49
Belief

Awww, thank you Donny ^_^

I don't think I'd be a very good prostitute though, to be honest.
Vivi

2011-08-21 00:08:44
$80+ per session

I have these two friends who keep saying how I would be a GREAT prostitute
DonZabu

2011-08-21 00:10:57

Well ladies...

-wraps an arm around each of you-

I think we might be on to something here.

/creeper
Vivi

2011-08-21 00:41:22
$80+ per session

Adding "ladies..." makes everything cheap!
Waltzy

2011-08-21 00:45:20

You got any female prostitutes, Clock?

...Answer the question, Clocky dearest~?
Malkavian

2011-08-21 02:55:26
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

(Comes into thread shivering and ragged) I'm ruined... I can't get married now...
Vivi

2011-08-21 03:26:18
$80+ per session

Ehehe
Icalasari

2011-08-21 16:18:45
No rainbow star

Good thing Clocky doesn't own me. She can't pimp me out
CommandoDude

2011-08-22 01:44:26
CRIMINAL SCUM!

Gawd. IJBM posts the most horribad crap and I can't stop reading out of bile fascination.
Icalasari

2011-08-22 17:11:43
No rainbow star

^ SUUUUURE it's just bile fascination

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