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Getting random erections (NSFW)

Icalasari

Icalasari

2011-08-20 21:22:59 edited 2011-08-20 21:22:59 in Meatspace

No rainbow star

I'll just be sitting (or standing... Or laying down... Or be in any position really) when BAM! I get an erection Fucking annoying. I'm nearly 20, shouldn't that be dying down by now?

Comments

IanExMachina

2011-08-20 21:25:10
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

Just wanlk it off.
Icalasari

2011-08-20 21:27:13 edited 2011-08-20 21:27:30
No rainbow star

^ Sadly I can't wanlk it off every time, and it sometimes comes back immediately after
MillerCross

2011-08-20 21:28:15
You can change. You can.

It's because you keep touching yourself at night.
GLORIOUSLeader

2011-08-20 21:28:44
When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT

Well, if wanlking it off doesn't work, imagine or look up really unsexy things.
Icalasari

2011-08-20 21:35:53 edited 2011-08-20 21:36:28
No rainbow star

^^ Hands free masturbation says that meme fails this time

^ My mind starts associating the unsexy things with the erection and then thinking of them carries a risk of giving me a fresh hard on
IanExMachina

2011-08-20 21:38:00
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

Think of your parents having graphic sex.
MillerCross

2011-08-20 21:40:26
You can change. You can.

^^ Hands free masturbation says that meme fails this time

It's because you keep sexually stimulating yourself at night
Counterclock

2011-08-20 21:47:39
Belief

Just get Juan here to service you till you don't have it anymore.

If you want Juan's service, just call me.
Vivi

2011-08-20 21:49:32
$80+ per session

You're Juan's pimp? I'd love some service!
Icalasari

2011-08-20 21:53:56
No rainbow star

^^^^ Not even thinking of my grandmother posing nude is enough. You think thinking of my parents having sex will stop it?
Counterclock

2011-08-20 21:54:06 edited 2011-08-20 21:54:25
Belief

Hmmm, I might be sexist in who the clients are though, You male or female?
Vivi

2011-08-20 21:54:44
$80+ per session

Does it matter? I just want cock! Q_Q
Counterclock

2011-08-20 21:55:55
Belief

Yeah, but Juan's my "Cute-boy" ho, I can make triple by the profits by setting him up with only the manliest of men and taking pictures of it.
Icalasari

2011-08-20 21:58:01 edited 2011-08-20 21:58:21
No rainbow star

^^

?
Vivi

2011-08-20 21:59:12
$80+ per session

Well, I'm the exact opposite of the "manliest of men", so I shall turn to other pimps in the area.
Malkavian

2011-08-20 22:05:24 edited 2011-08-20 22:05:32
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

(steps in thread)

(looks at Clocky's posts)

(slowly backs out before she notices me)
Counterclock

2011-08-20 22:07:17
Belief

I'm glad Malk didn't fully comprehend the implications of my post ~phew~

Dodged a bullet there. ^_^
Icalasari

2011-08-20 22:10:25
No rainbow star

Clock is cute when she's trying to pimp people
Malkavian

2011-08-20 22:40:21
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

Well, you certainly couldn't have been referring to me when you mentioned manly men.

^she needs to stop being adorable while doing not adorable things.
Vivi

2011-08-20 22:43:56
$80+ per session

How about this Clocky. Get another boy-toy that you can pimp, and make him the manly man that services all the girls and girly boys
Counterclock

2011-08-20 22:46:44
Belief

Ohh, I already have one of those ~pats Malk's head~

Did you want him to take you for a spin?
Vivi

2011-08-20 22:50:00
$80+ per session

-nodnodnodnod-
Malkavian

2011-08-20 22:51:21
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

I have never complied with this!
Counterclock

2011-08-20 22:56:05
Belief

@Malk: Your consent is not needed, you're doing this for ~~Money~~ Love, My love that is.
Vivi

2011-08-20 22:57:22
$80+ per session

-pays Clocky-

:33333
Malkavian

2011-08-20 23:07:15
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

But I want my love to only be for you, Clock! ;_;
Counterclock

2011-08-20 23:10:20 edited 2011-08-20 23:10:36
Belief

~licks my finger as I'm counting the bills~

Your love will be only for me, but your body is a different matter.
Malkavian

2011-08-20 23:11:42
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

B-but.... Clockeeeee... T_T
MillerCross

2011-08-20 23:12:40
You can change. You can.

When will you understand that Clocky doesn't like pingas?

She just likes dudes playing with each other's pingas.

NOW GO AND FUCK VIVI

I'll just go and run away.
DonZabu

2011-08-20 23:13:05

You got any female prostitutes, Clock?

If not, you should. It could really expand your business horizons.

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