A local pizza place apparently thinks "white pizza" means . . .

All Nines · 2011-08-07 17:01:14

. . . "no sauce, but add mushrooms", and so I've been picking away at this pizza I have like it's my fucking job. Might not be so bad if the mushrooms weren't almost the same color as the cheese.

Could be worse, though.

DYRE · 2011-08-07 17:02:28

Er... what does "white pizza" mean?

All Nines · 2011-08-07 17:03:28

It means "pizza with no pizza sauce".

vandro · 2011-08-07 17:09:38

BLASPHEMY! Who is this heathen who thought up such a stupid idea?

Engrish_Ivy · 2011-08-07 17:16:34

I thought that it meant alfredo sauce, instead of tomato sauce.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-07 17:45:19

ah yes cheese, garlic, mmm I love white Pizza. Have you ever been to Carrabba's?

TheConductor · 2011-08-07 17:58:26

Why would you even want that?

Crimson · 2011-08-07 19:37:54

No, Marghertia pizza is a thin-crust pizza with tomatoes, mozzarella, and basil.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-07 19:38:17

No trust me it's really good

All Nines · 2011-08-07 19:45:54

Turns out what I thought were mushrooms were actually chunks of garlic. In any case, the pizza was ruined for me.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-07 20:27:15

oH i'v ehad that happen to me too. had no clue what was going on there for a while.

Waltzy · 2011-08-07 20:35:32

White pizza is actually my favorite alongside margheritas. <3

glennmagusharvey · 2011-08-07 20:37:30

I thought white pizza is pizza with white sauce, as opposed to red (tomato-based) sauce.

Anyway
> mushrooms
> chunks of garlic

> not worshipping either, and even dissing them, saying that the pizza's ruined

evilneko · 2011-08-08 03:23:41

DYRE · 2011-08-08 03:28:45

Pizza without cheese really isn't much of a pizza either.

evilneko · 2011-08-08 03:34:11

Nyarly · 2011-08-08 05:23:53

If there is white pizza, is there also a black pizza? If yes, does it have lots of chicken?

Crimson · 2011-08-08 09:36:56

That is a horrible joke and you should feel horrible.

Counterclock · 2011-08-08 09:44:36

Not as a bad as asking if this Yellow-cheesed pizza comes with rice.

evilneko · 2011-08-08 12:52:47

Nyarly · 2011-08-08 13:20:07

But it's a rather odd stereotype. Until recently, I didn't even know about it. Where does the "black people love chicken" cliche even come from?

Counterclock · 2011-08-08 13:23:52

something in the 1800s about Freed black people from the south loving chicken(which was a common food item for southerners) and then this being applied as a Stereotype.

From what I heard.

evilneko · 2011-08-08 13:35:10

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-08 13:36:03

ick. Watermelon.

evilneko · 2011-08-08 15:37:28

Crimson · 2011-08-08 15:39:32

Wait, what?

DYRE · 2011-08-08 15:40:04

I love fried chicken and watermelon.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-08-08 15:55:59

I love fried chicken and watermelon.

Central Avenue · 2011-08-08 16:01:26

I love watermelon and fried chicken.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-08 16:03:08

Stop Being Stereotypical.

Nyarly · 2011-08-08 16:04:24

I love watermelon, but not fried chicken. What does that say about me?

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