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  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2012-07-10 22:32:34
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    I don't get it, but I think I want to.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I'm not sure what is there to "get"...? Like, the jokes seem pretty clear to me. >_>

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-07-10 22:39:01
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^I think he was posting it less because of the jokes and more because Carol Danvers is my favoritest superheroine ever.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    And the Peter/Carol shipper in me squees a little bit. But the Carol Danvers fan in me is going fuck yeah, and really hoping she sticks with the Captain Marvel title and costume(thankfully they kept the part of the old costume I liked best, the sash.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

  • BeeBee

    Not anymore I'm not


  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.


     


    DEEEEEEEEERP

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    And the Peter/Carol shipper in me squees a little bit. But the Carol Danvers fan in me is going fuck yeah, and really hoping she sticks with the Captain Marvel title and costume(thankfully they kept the part of the old costume I liked best, the sash.



    they didn't keep her scarf, though :(


    then again, i guess carol learned that people tend to abuse the damn thing


    (Should have done it since her first adventure but there ya go)

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    ^^ Don't worry, it's basically the same game anyway.

  • MrWMrW

    crossoverthatwillprobablyneverhappen

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!




  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    Is there something wrong with the back of that body pillow?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Deadpool would be the best Sora companion.


    the best.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    LET ME TELL YOU


    ABOUT BODY PILLOWS

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

     





    I think this is the drunkest I have ever seen anyone.


    I don't think that's his body pillow, like he's drunk enough that he went into the bar, found it lying around somewhere, and started hitting on it, thinking it was a real woman. 

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Nothing on the guy on the right going all ":D"?

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    That's his wingman.

  • DYREDYRE

    Nia's not even old enough to drink.  What an irresponsible motherfucker.

  • MrWMrW

    Well, at least he didn't wake up in Atlanta with it. Yet.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Nia's not even old enough to drink. 



    So the point of this pillow is that you can buy your own kid to fuck? 

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I dunno about fuck. That thing doesn't look like it has any holes.



    I dunno. Body pillows just confuse me.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    It's more like you get to sleep with them in a literal sense, I...guess?


    Yeah, they confuse me too.

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    Because Japan and companies.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    I think this is the drunkest I have ever seen anyone.



    Don't make me post my 18th birthday pics.

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^DO IT.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    I'll regret this...

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    If I could find a particular picture from New Year's a few years back, I reckon I could out-drunk you. 

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Can't find it, unfortunately. I'll describe it, though. 


    I'm the only one in the picture. It's outside, at night, in a slightly wooded area (Royal Botanic Gardens, Melbourne). I am half naked and covered in mud. Shortly before (or after?) the picture was taken, I almost died; it was stormy night and the rain was coming down in buckets, and a large tree branch was torn off and landed just behind me. If I had been standing a pace or two back, I wouldn't be posting this now. 


    So, in review:



    • Half naked.

    • Covered in mud.

    • Just after a near death experience.

    • In a storm. 


    I am not necessarily that prudent when it comes to alcohol, I suppose. Then again, I'm a bit Austrian, a bit Irish and born in Australia so

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