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  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!


  • ^Wow, that's just perfect. Someone show that to the fanfic writers.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

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  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

  • edited 2012-06-27 00:11:17
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Xelpmis, the Bearded Old Loli Man


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  • edited 2012-06-27 01:22:39
    You can change. You can.

     I'm just leaving this here for Tony's signature

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Um...was there supposed to be an image there?

  • You can change. You can.

    fixed, I think

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Hah, he would.

  • Between that kind of thing in the comics and the Avengers movie, Iron Man may be my favorite superhero ever.


    Well, except for that cheesy 90's cartoon.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Convince Bee to read Marvel's Civil War storyline and related stories y/n?

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Y


    shatter his delusions



  • Y


    shatter his delusions



    Because in all honesty, ignorance of a situation can lead to disaster that far outweighs whatever "bliss" you can milk from it, speaking of shattering people though :3


  • Kichigai birthday!!

    I think that one has been posted before

  • You can change. You can.

    you should just make him read The Confession.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Another devil-in-the-smoke or just a cool picture?

  • BeeBee
    edited 2012-06-27 15:26:48

    Oh I've read Civil War that thing that most certainly didn't happen.  I just choose to disregard its existence.

  • You can change. You can.

    for what is worth, most people do that, for rather obvious reasons. 


    but yeah, tony can be a total dick sometimes. there's a reason why he's the han solo of the avengers, after all.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    No, Miller is just a hack.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Better idea get him to read Teen Tony from the 90s. That should be a hoot.


     


    And Millar wrote Civil War. Miller was off... jerking it to 300 around then I think? Think about it, every time the Spartans form the phalanx formation they could have manly murder boners and we would never know because of the shields. 

  • edited 2012-06-28 00:27:02

    Well, they did marry their bunkmates and fuck right before battles.


    Going to the field with your barenaked husband would probably give you a boner.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    No, not a your naked fuck buddy/ husband is right next to you boner. A manly murder boner, excited and throbbing with turgid anticipation about the dudes they are about to kill. 

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    that is an unholy combination of words and I hope never to read them again

  • edited 2012-06-28 00:36:55
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Manly Murder Boners Of Sparta: the ill-advised sequel to God Of War, coming Q3 2013.
  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    computer class

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    That really reminds me of a picture I saw once of tons of people playing Solitaire on the floor of the U.S. House while it was in session.  Or something like that.


     


    I guess in a few years, we'll be looking forward to a scandal involving congresscritters wasting taxpayer dollars playing a Florida-versus-Texas TF2 tournament while a gentleman from Maryland is making a speech or something.

  • They're somethin' else.

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