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Just wanted to see your reaction to the Polandball image. :P
Can't say it's totally untrue, mweh heh heh. BTW you guys have it good, you're evil, but it's still better than stupid.
That's a wrap, guys.
We had a good run, but the internet's over. It was a great time and we did an excellent job.
Everyone go home.
The internet is complete.
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^^what if i told you there was SWORD version of that?
Sentient World Observation and Response Department.
what do i win
that sounds about right, actually
This is awesome. Even if they did get Rachel's name wrong.
I remember seeing a thread on a Catholic advice forum a while back ranting against D&D, saying the game they attended had parents encouraging their kids to rape and murder villages, and everyone's wearing occult shit and slaughtering birds at the game table to appease in-game gods. Something about dragons representing pentagrams.
Everyone else on the forum was like "stop playing Chaotic Evil with actual death cults" and "oh wait, the books were stuck together. You're playing FATAL."
soon
what are phantom tires and mein gott there's a whole a tumblr of those things what have you unleashed upon this holy earth you horrible monster
like
maybe if you're a car on the inside so suddenly your hands feel like tires?
i dunno that's all i got
^^gaze upon the might of tumblr and despair.
^Yup, and it gets worse. This guy thinks he's a backhoe.
(harhar, me so funny mode engaged)
>“Otherkin problems: Your partner can’t rub and pet your big fluffy coat.”
>partner
Ha, no.
>You are watching television and next thing you know you find yourself on the television or walking around claiming that they are you so you just sit there in a stupor and then start to cry when they hit your death scene right on?
How do I parse sentence?
>Absolutely loathing your skin and all of its biological processes. Pretty much wanting to rip it all off all the time and feeling like there’s something more comfortable underneath it. Feels like being wrapped in sweaty, fleshy, oily plastic.
This sounds suspiciously like a meth trip.
>Theme park rides are the closest thing you’ll ever get to flying.
Hanggliding perhaps?
>When your partner accepts your species dysphoria, but will NEVER accept your gender dysphoria
Wait, that's actually a tad sad. Makes me wonder why the hell they're still together.
>You see a big shadow pass over the ground. Get super excited. And then realize it was a plane, not a dragon after all
If only you were a machinekin.
>I would scream about wanting to go home too. If I wasn’t screaming for my grandparents (who understood me more than anyone), I was screaming for a home that was neither my parents’ house, nor my grandparents’ house. I still do that, though quietly, when I’m all alone, and when I say “home,” I see open fields and deep forests with streams and deer, and so many trees…I’m glad to know that I am not alone either.
Into the Wild, look at what you've done!
>Going into heat and none of your human partners can do it right.
Human partners? Ha, no. Also, implications of bestiality.
>Not enough wing/tail space for your otherkin band during band practice
Otherkin band? Do they make music in the genre 'ambient whale noises' or something? Geddit, cos they're probably hambeasts?
>Remembering something that absolutely no one else remembers, or that someone else remembers completely differently
How is this even an otherkin problem?
Hey, Charity.
^^My personal favorite I saw just now was "Otherkin Problems: Forgetting you can't walk through things."