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I'm turning back into a Furry.

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  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Stop fursecuting me, or rain on my furade, you furhaters.

    FURFAG 4 LYF
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-07-09 20:39:24
    ^^^ No.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Why do people hate furries again?

    From what I know the only thing wrong with them is the fact that they are on DeviantArt in hellish amounts, and the high majority of them are terrible at drawing proportioned bodies.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Actually, the Big E's great symbol is the thunderbolt. Early warriors in power armor, the predecessors of the Space Marines, wore thunderbolts on their armor, to honor him.

    The Aquila, or two-headed eagle, was chosen to represent the two major branches of the Imperium. It is not the Emperor's personal symbol.

    But enough of this. Why am I arguing with heretics? Let the purging commence, Brother Crimson. Heresy grows from idleness.

  • MoerinMoerin
    ^^ Because they're different, easy to spot and therefore easy to pick on.  Also because they make people feel insecure about themselves.

    I dunno, I've never had a problem with them.  Not my thing at all, but hey, whatever floats your boat.  It kinda grates on me when people treat them like that though, and are pretty much nothing but frothing hate groups.  It's... Kinda sickening, to be honest.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Chagen, stop fursecuting yourself already.
  • vacasamavacasama
    edited 2011-07-09 20:49:08
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    ^^ According to the Geek Hierarchy, furries rank pretty low on it.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    They don't hate them so much as hate the fetish and think that what they're doing is sick and wrong. 

    Personally, whatever gets you off is fine. Just don't get it near me.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    *Serious hat on.*

    Basically what Juan said. That and the entire community is a prime source of Snark Bait.

    *Serious hat off.*

    COME ALL YOU FURRY HERETICS! COME FACE THE ONE TRUE MIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE! AND WITHER UNDER THE GOLDEN THRONE'S GAZE!
  • MoerinMoerin
    Man, what have you got against the Space Wolves?  Didn't they fight bravely for your Emperor?  And you're gonna call 'em all heretics like that?  Tsk-tsk.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Do you know why we all hate furries so much? It isn't because they've got a sexual fetish - scat porn and futa get posted more often, and I find those to be far more disgusting. It isn't even because of the awful artwork, although that contributes a little. 

    So, if we don't hate the furries for their fetish or for their terrible drawings, what do we hate?

    The furries themselves. Their annoying, cutesy personalities, the way they whore and roleplay and try to get "recognized." The way they shove their deviance into the public, and the way they manage to tarnish everything they touch.

    I once saw a picture of Joel and Mike from MST3K in bed together - AS DOGS - while Crow and Tom Servo watched. I died a little inside. I died even more when, just a few months after Steve Irwin kicked it, I found a furry picture of him (subtitled "The Crocodile Hounder - THIS IS A PARODY") on a T-shirt as I prepared it for sale at a nonprofit thrift store. I've seen furries create "original characters" for 40k, and as I laughed at how they said that their lizard-man "hated mutants," I cried when I saw that they had diagrammed how their lizardman's balls rested just above his vagina. 

    Fuck furries.

    And the fact that they don't know how someone could dislike them contributes a great deal to my hatred for them.

    MY ARMOR IS CONTEMPT.

    MY SHIELD IS DISGUST.

    MY SWORD IS HATRED.

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Why do you think the Inquisition hates them? Because they're one of the few that actively opposed them and got away with it? Yeah right.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I've already mentioned what I don't like about furries, and I'm not going to repeat it for the benefit of those who've forgotten.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    edited 2011-07-09 21:58:56
    Clean your room little Billy

    Hmm...I could join the Emprah and purge the furry scum, but why would I do that when I can just hop in my raider and indulge in some pillage, torture and fun times with smexy Wychs?


    More seriously, whilst furries (or the vocal minority thereof) are kinda ick, manimals existed long before the internet and Saturday morning cartoons. And I think there's nothing wrong with a fictional setting that tossing in some minotaurs couldn't fix.

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Furry scum

    Furries make your weapons
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Schiah, 'cause they're our slaves. Which we can purge at our leisure. Gosh. Gag me.
  • BeeBee
    I thought furries made armor.  Or at least leather armor after we skin, boil, and cure them properly.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    That's kind of fucking gross, using furries as slaves. I mean like, how to you deal with pulling loose hair out of your asshole and the tips of your penises? They lick their own balls, and that would only mean you kissing them would mean you are actually tasting their asshair.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    If I wanted to fuck a soulless freak, I'd screw a servitor. No, furries serve a few purposes for the Emperor:

    1. Cannon fodder. Eventually even the Guard runs out of men, and before the Space Marines arrive we have to send SOMETHING into the grinder. 

    2. Workforce. Working a furry to death on a Forge World is especially useful, as the irony of a mutant-manufactored weapon killing mutants, heretics and aliens is not lost on the Adeptus Mechanicus.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    "Hey, whats this thread abou... -slowly inchs out the thread- . jpeg"
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Sexual repression does you no good. Ever wonder why the furries aren't dead yet? It's because those Marines of yours keep fucking them and spreading more furry babies everywhere, and they also take their days off, not to manage their weaponry, but to pet their furry sons and tell them "Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars.
    The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us."
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Marines are sterile, FYI. Even if they weren't, Astartes have standards.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Astartes have standards.

    No they don't which is why they have furry sex slaves and cock chain rings.
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-07-09 21:46:45
    Pony Sleuth
    Let me help you with that, Counterclock.

  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    what has this thread become
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Personally, whatever gets you off is fine. Just don't get it near me.


    This isn't really that good at all, given that most people's definitions of "not getting it near me" seems to entail "never ever even reminding me that it exists in any way, shape or form".
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    There's a reason I said "Personally" rather than speaking for all of them in that bit. I prefer to not act like a drama queen when people remind me that stuff that doesn't affect me in the slightest when it's not near me is far away from me and not affecting me.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Guys, do note that in my case, "I'm a furry" means "Some anthros turn me on" and that's literally it.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^ No

    You like dressing up as characters from the Banana Splits and giving each other blowjobs
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