Meeting an old friend....

Chagen · 2011-07-06 19:41:58

And not knowing what to say.

I mean, how can I act all calm when I haven't met this girl for 3-4 years? What the hell do I do?

(blah,blah Twitter thread, I know)

(This is in Webspace because this girl is someone I met from the internet. Not exactly Meatspace material)

Malkavian · 2011-07-06 19:46:10

"So, how about we get that whole 'unresolved sexual cyberspace tension' thing out of the way?"

Chagen · 2011-07-06 19:47:43

She's 18, dude.

And she lives in Israel.

I knew her from a long time ago. I have no idea if there was sexual tension between us, I think she had a BF and friend-zoned me.

Vorpy · 2011-07-06 19:48:50

...she lives inside of you?

Chagen · 2011-07-06 19:49:28

No, she lives in the literal country of Israel itself. She's an Israeli.

She made that same joke too, years ago....I miss the old days...

Malkavian · 2011-07-06 19:50:25

"So do they get BlazBlue in Israel yet?"

Chagen · 2011-07-06 20:38:08

I dunno if she's a fighting game fan.

She is a furry and a Sonic fan. I should ask her about her opinion on Generations.

Counterclock · 2011-07-06 21:13:49

7 posts in and Chagen's problem is solved.

Chagen · 2011-07-06 21:14:54

Look, I myself am a mild furry and a Sonic Fan. I still like her anyway.

DYRE · 2011-07-06 21:17:07

Er... that's not what she meant.

She meant that the answer to

What the hell do I do?

is

ask her about her opinion on Generations

Er... I think.

Counterclock · 2011-07-06 21:20:11

Exactly. Chagen, you have things you can ask your friend now,

Chagen · 2011-07-06 21:20:21

Oh.

I assumed she was saying "She's a furry, don't talk those freaks".

InsanityAddict · 2011-07-07 03:44:54

Meh, furries aren't that freaky, bad apples etc., plus they have great DJs.

-rereads posts-

Wait, she's Jewish? Don't talk to those freaks.

Chagen · 2011-07-07 10:03:51

She does remembe me!

Though I'm pretty sure I'm friend-zoned. Not that I mind.

Schitzo · 2011-07-07 13:15:01

ASK HER OUT. AND DO HER.

Chagen · 2011-07-07 13:17:24

SHE LIVES IN GODDAMN ISRAEL

THAT'S 7500 GODDAMN MILES FROM WHERE I LIVE

~~AND IT'S KINDA ILLEGAL FOR A 18-YEAR-OLD TO DO A 15-YEAR-OLD~~

Schitzo · 2011-07-07 13:18:17

WHERE THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY.

GO FORTH CHUGGLES, AND FUCK.

Chagen · 2011-07-07 13:19:02

I WOULD IF I COULD

I knew like 4 girls on DA. Two Americans, an Isreali, and a German girl.

damn, I was a pimp

Schitzo · 2011-07-07 13:23:29

NOW. FOLLOW THROUGH.

Icalasari · 2011-07-07 13:27:31

WHY IS SCHITZO SHOUTING AT CHAGEN TO GET LAID!?

Schitzo · 2011-07-07 13:30:59

I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT.

AND SO CAN YOU.

MillerCross · 2011-07-07 13:39:13

Because Schitzo understands that the only way of solving problems is through sex. Sex is like...the universal key, bro.

Chagen · 2011-07-07 13:42:26

But what if I get shot by Palestinians?

I wonder if she has ever been shot at by them, being Jewish.

Stormtroper · 2011-07-07 13:44:25

FUCK the SHIT out of her.

Couldn't be left unsaid.

TheConductor · 2011-07-07 14:23:41

By that logic you should move out of Texas in case you get shot by backwards Texans.

Just fuck her, man.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-07 15:24:44

But what if I get shot by Palestinians?

I wonder if she has ever been shot at by them, being Jewish.

Chagen,

shut up.

<3

Chagen · 2011-07-07 15:26:48

Um...what exactly did I say wrong?

All Nines · 2011-07-07 15:30:09

You implied that the entire country is filled with religious extremists who're out to kill all the Jews there and nowhere is safe.

That's where you went wrong, I think.

Chagen · 2011-07-07 15:31:30

It certainly has at least a few extremists.

All Nines · 2011-07-07 15:32:26

Yes. But I highly doubt that every non-Palestinian who lives there is on the run every day.

Chagen · 2011-07-07 15:33:45

That's what the news makes it seem like.

You'd think the entire Israel/Palestine area was a World Half Empty from the news.

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