"If you aren't bisexual then you are a homophobic/heterophobic sexist"

Moerin · 2011-07-05 15:37:10

Oh hush I obviously have the moral highground, and thus I am inherently superior than the rest of the unwashed masses. Now, avert thine eyes as I ascend the crystal stairway to the Tower of I'm-Always-Right, you puny, insignificant mortals~! Ahahah~!

Vivi · 2011-07-05 15:38:59

-sits on Moerin's throne with her-

Counterclock · 2011-07-05 15:49:28

Silly Moe, moral highgrounds are only good for places that rely on morals, here in Assexual land, we breed our babies in test-tubes and teach them survival of the fittest

MillerCross · 2011-07-05 15:57:21

Assexual

Way too obvious.

Moerin · 2011-07-05 15:59:51

I dunno, being assexual sounds kinda fun to be honest. >.>

Vivi · 2011-07-05 16:02:59

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-07-05 16:04:10

Would that be attraction to people's backsides, attraction to the word "as" or attraction to donkeys?

All Nines · 2011-07-05 16:04:59

^ In my case, the firstmost point.

Moerin · 2011-07-05 16:06:20

I'd assume the first, too. Otherwise it'd just be weird and/or creepy.

MillerCross · 2011-07-05 16:06:57

@Moerin: Well, it is kinda fun. Although I find a woman's everything to be attractive.

inb4 Even her [disgusting thing]?

Would that be attraction to people's backsides, attraction to the word "as" or attraction to donkeys?

Easiest seduction ever.

> So, as I was saying...

> OH GAWD, LET'S HAVE SEX NOW.

Chagen · 2011-07-05 16:07:12

I already am asssexual.

Vivi · 2011-07-05 16:08:18

Juan: Period blood?

MillerCross · 2011-07-05 16:12:12

Not in the slightest, I actually thought about saying "A woman's everything except her fluids" but then I'd have to deny a certain kink of mine that is way too obvious and shouldn't be discussed because this is not the place for it.

Counterclock · 2011-07-05 16:14:37

Attraction to the word as would be easy!

"Megan, I just graded your paper, and I couldn't help but notice that it seems to make liberal use of the word "as" is there any reason for this?"

"Nope, not at all" -looking at the word as and drooling-

TheConductor · 2011-07-05 16:42:32

Chagen: Since when?

Chagen · 2011-07-05 17:20:00

Actually, I mean ass-sexual. Which would be asssexual.

Which looks utterly ridiculous.

Counterclock · 2011-07-05 17:21:10

Why does the second one have 4 Ss?

Chagen · 2011-07-05 17:23:10

Ah, it should only be three >_<

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-05 17:31:16

Why would Chagen make this thread. He's bi.

Vorpy · 2011-07-05 17:34:02

He's a hetero-transitive bisexual.

Counterclock · 2011-07-05 17:35:37

Wut.

Chagen · 2011-07-05 17:36:36

...You mean Hetero-romantic?

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-05 17:36:37

Counterclock: It's Vorpy don't ask.

Vorpy · 2011-07-05 17:37:08

IST: He is 3/4ths sexist against homosexual men.

Counterclock · 2011-07-05 17:46:21

Actually, I really don't care what Chag's sexuality is, carry on.

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